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BREAKING NEWS ALERT OF THE HIGHEST LEVEL. ...

submitted by Zyklonbeekeeper to HDLunited 2.1 yearsMar 29, 2023 01:21:11 ago (+13/-0)     (HDLunited)

....I DON'T GIVE A SLOPPY MESS OF A FUCK FOR ANYTHING THAT (((benjamin netanyahu))) HAS TO SAY...WHATEVER HE SAYS IS A LIE, IT HAS TO BE A LIE OR ELSE HE'S NOT A PROPER JEW.

NOW THE NEWS.

According to sober sources who are almost always partially accurate 69% of the time, anecdotal murmuring indicates that Israel's domestic tension is building. One unverified but plausible report to which the cryptic, coded context consists of, is apparently so meticulously detailed that the author(s) used 666 cans of blue spray paint to impose the message of impending doom on a 1/2 mile portion of the West Bank Wall...the CIA, MI6 and even Mudsad itself are unable to decipher the message, which an assembly of visiting African scholars from the U of A.P.E. (University for African Penal Education) insist is low IQ graffiti...subsequently that assembly as been reported missing.

As of 10.00hrs Mideast time, our sources, who are now somewhat intoxicated after being awake for 3hrs, have informed us that rumor mills are operating at full capacity with the primary message consisting of "wars and rumors of war" within the "occupied territory" of Israel itself.

JEWS KILLING JEWS....OH THE HUMANITY....

FURTHER REPORTS ARE POSSIBLE, STAY TUNED TO THIS SITE FOR MORE MISINFORMATION, DISINFORMATION & NO INFORMATION.
IF YOU NEED TO KNOW IT WE DON'T KNOW IT.

Anything a kike a says will leave one as perplexed as one is now after reading this post...nothing a jew says makes sense.


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[ - ] observation1 6 points 2.1 yearsMar 29, 2023 02:57:24 ago (+6/-0)

Q approves of this message

[ - ] 2017Fallout 2 points 2.1 yearsMar 29, 2023 03:59:17 ago (+2/-0)

Kept me reading. Elegantly done

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 2.1 yearsMar 29, 2023 08:31:01 ago (+2/-0)

NOW THE NEWS.
Read it as "and now time for something completely different" from Monty Python.

As for the internal domestic issues...not so nice when the shoe is on the other foot, is it zionists?

[ - ] BulletStopper 2 points 2.1 yearsMar 29, 2023 10:44:10 ago (+2/-0)

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 2.1 yearsMar 29, 2023 11:27:47 ago (+1/-0)

Great, now in my head @Zyklonbeekeeper looks like John Cleese.

[ - ] BulletStopper 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 30, 2023 02:17:14 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper [op] 1 point 2.1 yearsMar 29, 2023 12:55:17 ago (+1/-0)

I hope (((they))) wipe themselves out

[ - ] con77 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 29, 2023 10:38:58 ago (+0/-0)

What is the frequency Kenneth?