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I reckon I can write a short book about my experiences with intelligence agencies in 72 hours or so

submitted by Joe_McCarthy to OccidentalEnclave 2 yearsMar 28, 2023 02:37:07 ago (+5/-5)     (OccidentalEnclave)

A readable book, mind. Not some 1200 page Tallest Shill tome. I don't need royalties. Don't even need a kept system publisher. People know my handle and I can spam the fucker all over the internet. I have endless time to cause you headaches.

This is so awesome.

Heck, I can call the media and make a video wiping my ass with the Constitution of the United States to promote my book. Did you know that?

So fuck around and find out.


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[ - ] SecretHitler 4 points 2 yearsMar 28, 2023 04:28:36 ago (+4/-0)

Nobody wants to read a story that just repeats the same shit about civil war, blown up power plants, and downvotes for the whole book. Especially not if you're illustrating it with degenerate pictures of underage women.

[ - ] Joe_McCarthy [op] -4 points 2 yearsMar 28, 2023 04:40:15 ago (+0/-4)

How wrong you are. How very wrong. Enter the Joker. With matches and gasoline.

[ - ] SecretHitler 3 points 2 yearsMar 28, 2023 04:47:49 ago (+3/-0)

Because he wants to burn your stupid book too

[ - ] ReincarnatedGoat 2 points 2 yearsMar 28, 2023 03:06:59 ago (+2/-0)

Let me know when the movie comes out.

[ - ] xmasskull 2 points 2 yearsMar 28, 2023 02:48:29 ago (+2/-0)

A "readable book"? I dare ya; I double-dawg dare ya'.

[ - ] FreeinTX 1 point 2 yearsMar 28, 2023 06:42:29 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah, tell us all what it's like around the water cooler after you clock in st work.