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Anon wonders why females get tired of laundry

submitted by Conspirologist to 4Chan 2 yearsMar 28, 2023 01:45:59 ago (+48/-0)     (media.scored.co)

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[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 11 points 2 yearsMar 28, 2023 03:31:52 ago (+11/-0)

The washing part is the easy bit. Chuck em in the machine and push some buttons.

It's the other shit, like taking them out, folding clothes, hanging clothes etc that's a bit of a pain. Not difficult, just tedious.

[ - ] Wahaha 9 points 2 yearsMar 28, 2023 05:29:59 ago (+9/-0)

What other shit? I just take it out of the washing machine and put it into the dryer. Then I just put it on a pile and am ready for another week. I don't really get the point of closets, either.

[ - ] Allienonymus 3 points 2 yearsMar 28, 2023 09:42:53 ago (+3/-0)

You can just toss those piles in drawers unsorted so chicks think you're tidy.

No way to avoid hanging up shirts if you don't want to look like a slob though.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 2 yearsMar 28, 2023 10:51:45 ago (+2/-0)

I'll go a day without a shower. I will absolutely not leave the house in a wrinkled shirt. I might be a dirty bastard, but at least I look like I have my shit together.

[ - ] con77 2 points 2 yearsMar 28, 2023 17:07:35 ago (+2/-0)

a day? ha! mexican bird bath. wash face, balls, use deodorant. you can push that limit. unless youre wrestling hogs all day.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 0 points 2 yearsMar 28, 2023 21:29:40 ago (+0/-0)

Nah, you're fuckin right. If I have to work and be around people I clean up. If not, fuck that guy at the convince store. He's smelling my dirty fuckin armpits. I work with attractive women, and they're always pecker checkin'. Look good, smell good, you feel good. Days off, well that's a different story.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 2 points 2 yearsMar 28, 2023 11:45:35 ago (+2/-0)

Wrinkled shirt? Just toss it back in the dryer for 10 minutes. Problem solved. Also nice warm shirt.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 0 points 2 yearsMar 28, 2023 21:32:37 ago (+0/-0)

I do that all the time. I'm shit at folding laundry. Clean is good enough and it's easy to touch up with the dryer in the time it takes me to take a shower and shave.

[ - ] Wahaha 1 point 2 yearsMar 28, 2023 11:46:20 ago (+1/-0)

Just get shirts that don't wrinkle. More expensive, but worth it.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 1 point 2 yearsMar 28, 2023 13:13:50 ago (+1/-0)

I don't really get the point of closets, either.

They hide attic access points! Also a good place to put sports equipment.

[ - ] deleted 10 points 2 yearsMar 28, 2023 04:50:04 ago (+11/-1)

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[ - ] Conspirologist [op] 7 points 2 yearsMar 28, 2023 05:09:56 ago (+7/-0)

Agree. I'm doing all the dirty and heavy stuff myself. Never been divorced. Intimacy is seriously underrated by some people.

[ - ] PhantomXLII -3 points 2 yearsMar 28, 2023 08:26:09 ago (+3/-6)

Intimacy is pointless in this society.

[ - ] Steelerfish 2 points 2 yearsMar 28, 2023 08:37:14 ago (+4/-2)

Who needs intimacy when you can just swipe right for a good time…..

[ - ] PhantomXLII -1 points 2 yearsMar 28, 2023 08:41:52 ago (+2/-3)

Exactly.

So I'm abstaining from it all. It's a fruitless endeavor.

[ - ] allAheadFull 2 points 2 yearsMar 28, 2023 15:47:55 ago (+2/-0)

You're missing out. Blame the jews, masons, and boomers. Don't knock it til you try it. Seriously though I hope you find your soul mate and make lots of great babies if you're White.

[ - ] PhantomXLII 0 points 2 yearsMar 28, 2023 19:49:43 ago (+0/-0)

You're missing out.

Maybe. I really wouldn't know, and that's a sort of blessing I'd say. I literally don't know what I'm missing out on, so I can't feel too bad about it.

Don't knock it til you try it.

I've been able to observe others, and all I see is extra stress.

Seriously though I hope you find your soul mate and make lots of great babies if you're White.

I appreciate it, honest, but that ain't happening. I find soul mates to be a laughable concept turned tragedy because of how many people actually believe it. There are people that actually think that they have someone out there just for them somewhere, if only they wait long enough or search for long enough...

Silliness. There's just someone you like enough to say "Hey, rest of our lives? Cool? Cool."

Then get divorced 5 years later.

Oh well.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 0 points 2 yearsMar 28, 2023 11:42:50 ago (+0/-0)

Does it get much more intimiate than handling, smelling, and washing your spouse's dirty undies?

[ - ] HeyJames 0 points 2 yearsMar 28, 2023 13:25:14 ago (+0/-0)

No. I will not do my own laundry.

[ - ] Rebooted 0 points 2 yearsMar 28, 2023 13:47:55 ago (+0/-0)

Dangit, boy, fold your clothes and close your drawers! Just because I bolted the furniture to the wall it doesn't mean you need to stress test the drywall!

[ - ] albatrosv15 9 points 2 yearsMar 28, 2023 03:49:13 ago (+9/-0)*

Women want to tidy things up. All the small movements of folding, putting shirt there or here. I don't even want to watch my wife doing it, cause it stresses me out how slow she is doing it. Sometimes i do it myself and she comes and tells "oh, that doesn't go exactly into that place. Oh wait, it does actually."

[ - ] namefagsrgay 5 points 2 yearsMar 28, 2023 10:03:20 ago (+5/-0)

You tell her to shut the fuck up or what

[ - ] yesiknow 7 points 2 yearsMar 28, 2023 02:07:04 ago (+7/-0)

Their problem is that the ease of modern laundry makes them unimportant in their own territory.

Before men invented washing machines and dryers for them they made their clothes with miles of fabric, ruffles, pleats and frills. And their kids all had to help wash it all. As laundry got easier their clothes got less and less and simpler. Now what? Who needs them? They were outsourced.

[ - ] SecretHitler 3 points 2 yearsMar 28, 2023 04:44:58 ago (+3/-0)

makes them unimportant in their own territory

That's insightful. Probably a big part of why feminism was able to take hold.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 4 points 2 yearsMar 28, 2023 02:08:38 ago (+4/-0)

Bitches have to have upstairs laundry so they don't have to climb stairs. Yes, they build houses around women NOT being in the kitchen.

[ - ] deleted 3 points 2 yearsMar 28, 2023 02:05:07 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] GrayDragon 3 points 2 yearsMar 28, 2023 02:38:56 ago (+3/-0)

So have her do multiple trips.

"Haha, look at my husband trying to carrying in all the grocery bags in one trip! What a dope!"

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 2 yearsMar 28, 2023 10:43:15 ago (+2/-0)

Why yes dear, I can carry 12 bags in one trip.

[ - ] con77 1 point 2 yearsMar 28, 2023 17:10:25 ago (+1/-0)

I one trip no matter what

[ - ] deleted 3 points 2 yearsMar 28, 2023 08:16:42 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] NuckFiggers 1 point 2 yearsMar 28, 2023 13:27:29 ago (+1/-0)

A man's good day is a woman's bad day.

A man never experiences a woman's good day.

A woman will never experience a man's bad day.

[ - ] Imsickofmakingusernames 1 point 2 yearsMar 28, 2023 08:22:56 ago (+1/-0)

It’s not about laundry. It’s about being a self entitled douche.

[ - ] o0shad0o 1 point 2 yearsMar 28, 2023 08:53:04 ago (+1/-0)

I disagree, it's really annoying, having to wait around until it's done. And a pocket full of quarters gets heavy after a while.

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 2 yearsMar 28, 2023 10:42:35 ago (+2/-0)

Its a different world when you have machines of your own.

Laundromat days suck.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 2 points 2 yearsMar 28, 2023 13:17:45 ago (+2/-0)

Laundromat days suck.

Barracks laundry was always interesting. Drunk fuckers running around, parties going on, shit-talkin' going on in the smokepit, BBQs happening, game contests, etc.

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 2 yearsMar 28, 2023 10:41:14 ago (+0/-0)

I've been doing my own laundry since I was 8. Wife washes her own stuff, I take care of kids stuff, bedding, and towels.

For what its worth, I do not own clothes that need special, delicate instructions. If you're not meant to be generally washed, I'm not wearing it.

[ - ] Laputois 0 points 2 yearsMar 28, 2023 13:00:09 ago (+0/-0)

The perfect woman is 4 feet tall so that she does not need to bend over to unload the dryer. With a flat head so you have somewhere to put your drink.

[ - ] con77 0 points 2 yearsMar 28, 2023 17:05:03 ago (+0/-0)

women have tedious rituals when they do laundry. my mother put like 2lbs of clothes in max. others have all sorts of peculiar sorting, washing, make it take all day bullshit they do.

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 2 yearsMar 28, 2023 17:18:00 ago (+0/-0)

These new ones don't even care about stains,small mending or wearing out their clothes from using high heat in the dryers.





[ - ] carnold03 0 points 2 yearsMar 28, 2023 21:34:31 ago (+0/-0)

It's not even two hours. I've gotten my laundry done in an hour and a half.