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Oh Deer...

submitted by Scyber to Memes 2 yearsMar 27, 2023 15:47:51 ago (+57/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] deleted 3 points 2 yearsMar 27, 2023 19:11:19 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] PhantomXLII 0 points 2 yearsMar 27, 2023 21:47:51 ago (+0/-0)

Seriously. Bullet doesn't seem like such a bad way to go.

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 2 points 2 yearsMar 27, 2023 19:25:51 ago (+2/-0)

My nephew found TWO to drive into.., wrote off his truck

I was flying down the highway, looked away from the road for just a second….., buddy says ‘Deer’.

Looked up, first thing I noticed was a small deer on the side of the road, split second later the big fucking buck in the middle of the road caught my attention…., too fast to brake, split the deer, hit the white tail with my side view mirror.

Adrenaline in my hands was intense.

I just drive down the highway ready to die.., could be a deer, could easily be I.

[ - ] Lordbananafist 1 point 2 yearsMar 27, 2023 16:17:47 ago (+2/-1)

[ - ] autotic 0 points 2 yearsMar 27, 2023 21:42:52 ago (+1/-1)

So what? They only live 2-3 years. They'll cycle it out faster than we did most likely. And it was never "COVID" that was dangerous...it was the doctors that were dangerous and nobody is putting deer on vents, cramming Remdesevir down their throats, or shooting them with Gates poison.

[ - ] Lordbananafist 1 point 2 yearsMar 27, 2023 21:57:58 ago (+1/-0)

My grandmother is a deer.

[ - ] SecretHitler 0 points 2 yearsMar 28, 2023 03:54:50 ago (+0/-0)

As long as she wasn't a jewish deer I'm still ok with letting you into the ethnostate.

[ - ] o0shad0o 0 points 2 yearsMar 27, 2023 19:40:55 ago (+0/-0)

You should recommend vegans see the wonderful animated movie, "Watership Down". It holds such a charming view of nature.