Have you ever had a craving for Chinese food that was so intense, you wanted to break the glass and eat that little motherfucker? - Upgoat

Have you ever had a craving for Chinese food that was so intense, you wanted to break the glass and eat that little motherfucker?
submitted by Centaurus to Mildlyinteresting 2.1 yearsMar 25, 2023 15:11:39 ago (+32/-0) (files.catbox.moe)
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[ - ] Kozel 1 point 2.1 yearsMar 26, 2023 00:14:52 ago (+1/-0)

disgusting how child is wearing mask

[ + ] Centaurus

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 1 point 2.1 yearsMar 26, 2023 00:20:05 ago (+1/-0)

All orders come with a napkin.

[ + ] Steelerfish

[ - ] Steelerfish 1 point 2.1 yearsMar 26, 2023 07:58:35 ago (+1/-0)

I came to say the parents that put the mask on the mini-chink should be fed to the lions.
But I don’t want the lions exposed to the vaccine spike proteins from their many booster shots so a brick will do.

[ - ] carnold03 1 point 2.1 yearsMar 26, 2023 05:40:03 ago (+1/-0)

Angry panda attacks a man and steals his jacket

[ - ] HelenHighwater 1 point 2 yearsMar 27, 2023 10:23:15 ago (+1/-0)

Ugh, imagine eating all that MSG

[ - ] Scyber 2 points 2.1 yearsMar 25, 2023 19:48:22 ago (+2/-0)

Chinese food is gookslop

[ + ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 2 points 2.1 yearsMar 26, 2023 00:55:44 ago (+2/-0)

IDK mane, that Mongolian Beef is fuckin good

[ - ] Spaceman84 3 points 2.1 yearsMar 25, 2023 15:57:54 ago (+3/-0)

They can probably smell the kitten meat on that little chinkoid’s breath

[ - ] 2Drunk 3 points 2.1 yearsMar 25, 2023 17:10:07 ago (+3/-0)

I hear small shards of porcelain or ceramic can break glass. Just saying.

[ - ] pickingrinninspittin 5 points 2.1 yearsMar 25, 2023 15:32:45 ago (+5/-0)

Is eating bug people the same as eating bugs?

[ + ] PeckerwoodPerry

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 4 points 2.1 yearsMar 25, 2023 16:45:57 ago (+4/-0)

From what I understand, we taste like pork.

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 3 points 2.1 yearsMar 25, 2023 18:18:08 ago (+3/-0)

Police officers do, at least.

[ + ] bonghits4jeebus

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 1 point 2.1 yearsMar 25, 2023 22:45:24 ago (+1/-0)

naturally. we're closer to a pig than any other farm animal.

Omnivores don' tend to be the best food, though. I'm skeptical that human is good. I guess that applies to the pig, but with humans are diet is not controlled and we are not bred to taste good.

[ - ] SmokeyMeadow 5 points 2.1 yearsMar 25, 2023 19:44:01 ago (+5/-0)

The lion would just be hungry again in an hour.

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