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Chocolate Factory Explosion in Reading, PA today.

submitted by PostWallHelena to whatever 2.2 yearsMar 25, 2023 11:50:28 ago (+38/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/wic0ha.mp4

How the hell do they make chocolate?

https://files.catbox.moe/8bevie.mp4

2 confirmed dead, more missing. No word on the oompa loompas.


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[ - ] La_Chalupacabra 13 points 2.2 yearsMar 25, 2023 12:34:47 ago (+13/-0)

The pressure from that fat kid plugging up the chocolate tube finally proved too much.
You would think they'd have done something about that by now.
I blame the Midget Chocolate Workers Union.

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 2.2 yearsMar 25, 2023 13:03:52 ago (+2/-0)

Oh, that's a relief. I thought it may have been the lollipop guild.

[ - ] La_Chalupacabra 4 points 2.2 yearsMar 25, 2023 13:24:07 ago (+4/-0)

Just don't call them The Lollipop Mafia or you'll wake up with a witch's head in your bed.

[ - ] PostWallHelena [op] -1 points 2.2 yearsMar 25, 2023 13:21:27 ago (+0/-1)

This^!

[ - ] o0shad0o 7 points 2.2 yearsMar 25, 2023 13:10:18 ago (+7/-0)

I guess Hershey got tired being undercut.

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 1 point 2.2 yearsMar 25, 2023 13:16:58 ago (+1/-0)

Them or Reece's.

[ - ] La_Chalupacabra 3 points 2.2 yearsMar 25, 2023 13:24:58 ago (+3/-0)

Definitely living up to the Pieces name...

[ - ] Just_me 4 points 2.2 yearsMar 25, 2023 12:49:04 ago (+4/-0)

Gas or steam/pressure explosion

[ - ] texasblood 1 point 2.2 yearsMar 25, 2023 13:17:06 ago (+1/-0)

Pressure would not involve FLAMES as seen in the vid.
Electrical ignition likely.
Mega amperage run thru large plants for production processes

[ - ] ruck_feddit 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 25, 2023 12:59:17 ago (+0/-0)

Every put the Hershey's squeeze bottle in the microwave without popping the cap first?

[ - ] Artificial_Intelligentile 4 points 2.2 yearsMar 25, 2023 13:34:37 ago (+4/-0)

and with every new (((accident))) nutrition becomes more scarce around the world.

they really plan on making us obedient by taking away our independence.

so its your duty to become independent.

[ - ] HeyJames 3 points 2.2 yearsMar 25, 2023 17:23:54 ago (+3/-0)

Chocolate isn't nutritional don't worry

[ - ] PostWallHelena [op] 1 point 2.2 yearsMar 26, 2023 10:01:41 ago (+1/-0)

If you think about it, chocolate just subsidizes a bunch of nigger farmers in africa who should be growing their own food!

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 3 points 2.2 yearsMar 25, 2023 13:15:46 ago (+3/-0)

Maybe terrorists got a hold of Wonka's TV device and transmitted a bomb to the building.

The only thing that survived are the everlasting gobstoppers.

[ - ] fritz_maurentod 3 points 2.2 yearsMar 25, 2023 16:23:28 ago (+3/-0)

Diversity hires are going to kill us all...

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 2.2 yearsMar 25, 2023 12:37:23 ago (+2/-0)

Wheres the nesquick rabbit?

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 2 points 2.2 yearsMar 25, 2023 13:17:14 ago (+2/-0)

Is he a suspect?

[ - ] Nosferatjew 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 25, 2023 15:42:51 ago (+0/-0)

That jungle bunny is guilty of something.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 26, 2023 13:02:27 ago (+0/-0)

Rabbits always be suspect nigggaaaa

[ - ] ruck_feddit 2 points 2.2 yearsMar 25, 2023 12:58:27 ago (+2/-0)

I want the world! I want the whole world!

[ - ] PhantomXLII 1 point 2.2 yearsMar 25, 2023 13:44:29 ago (+1/-0)

CHARLIE YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DEFEAT SLUGWORTH, NOT JOIN HIM! BRING BALANCE TO CHOCOLATE! NOT MAKE IT DARKER!

[ - ] PostWallHelena [op] 2 points 2.2 yearsMar 25, 2023 16:26:01 ago (+2/-0)

Don’t let the chocolate distract you. This has always been about the everlasting gobstopper. Its a game changer.

[ - ] PhantomXLII 2 points 2.2 yearsMar 25, 2023 16:52:25 ago (+2/-0)

But then we may get into the "grey goo" scenario. If it's truly everlasting, and whoever continues to produce them does so endlessly, Earth will become one big gobstopper.

That's why I fully support Slugworth and his efforts to save the world by acquiring the everlasting gobstopper's formula and creating an everdestructing blob-bopper which will work against these creations and save the stomachs of millions of children around the world, and prevent gobstopper pollution in landfills.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 2.2 yearsMar 25, 2023 15:25:52 ago (+1/-0)

Fuck, now I want chocolate. I'm gonna have to get some of that bougie shit, that 90% dark.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 1 point 2.2 yearsMar 25, 2023 15:43:40 ago (+1/-0)

mmmmmm

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 2.2 yearsMar 25, 2023 16:06:42 ago (+2/-0)

I've been thinking this shit for the past hour, and I got a pretty solid plan going. I have a ribeye I'm going to cook, pair it with some organic sweet potatoes, sauteed spinach, broccoli and this Cabernet blend I got. Couple squares of some dark chocolate to finish out the wine for dessert. This all started because I watched a building blow up. Those oompa loompas did not die in vain.

[ - ] Peleg 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 25, 2023 21:29:59 ago (+0/-0)

72% is just right!

[ - ] DonaldJTrump 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 26, 2023 00:32:35 ago (+0/-0)

I need go less than 86% ;-) bitter to the core

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 25, 2023 15:32:17 ago (+0/-0)

I'm betting a woman or a nigger made a mistake ('what does this button do?').

[ - ] PostWallHelena [op] 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 25, 2023 16:27:51 ago (+0/-0)

Im betting it was a mexican. Quasi-competant but love xcutting corners. There was some sort of machinery that had to be maintained and they didnt leave it to a woman or a nigger.

[ - ] La_Chalupacabra 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 25, 2023 19:32:28 ago (+0/-0)

I used to work with a guy who had scars all down one side of his face and torso.
Turns out when he was working at a Hormel plant, some illegal didn't feel like climbing up to the catwalk to spray caustic cleaning agent into the meat digesting vats, so he just arced it up from the ground floor, missed, and hit him instead.

That guy had a never-ending supply of stupid Mexican stories, mostly involving them living out of trailers behind the plant and meth labs hidden inside the plant.

[ - ] PostWallHelena [op] 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 25, 2023 19:45:03 ago (+0/-0)

Ouch! Hope he got some $ out of hormel.

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 26, 2023 12:09:58 ago (+0/-0)

I bet that shit burned. I hope he killed that illegal or at least got him deported.

[ - ] chrimony 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 25, 2023 19:27:50 ago (+0/-0)

A steam shovel mated with a cocoa bean: https://youtu.be/sSfejgwbDQ8?t=287

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 26, 2023 01:00:39 ago (+0/-0)

Diversity fruits

[ - ] rabidR04CH 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 26, 2023 09:45:52 ago (+0/-0)

Was it Hershey's? Didn't they go woke by putting a faggot in a commercial as an exemplary woman?