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This is too accurate.

submitted by Breeder to funny 1.1 yearsMar 25, 2023 08:51:05 ago (+24/-8)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/hh7yqq.jpg

I was stalked on old voat by a cunt who looked just like this. She started working out when we met because I was in much better shape than her and her thunder thighs couldn't handle it. She got a heat rash and because of that she said I gave her herpes.


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[ - ] Shitstartercarter 0 points 1.1 yearsApr 6, 2023 22:29:36 ago (+0/-0)

I wanted the family, the kids, the land. Now at turning 30 all I want is to move away from this flaming shithole. A place way back in the woods with an outhouse. Fuck it let this hellhole burn itself to the ground.
People worry about wars and national politic, when it doesn't matter. We at least in the US are to the point of falling. You see the writing on the wall. Take notice of it.

[ - ] rabidR04CH 6 points 1.1 yearsMar 25, 2023 09:39:38 ago (+6/-0)

I can only thank God that despite my having terrible adolescent years which left me looking worse than I should have, I still met a beautiful woman in my 20s who had only had one partner before me. Nearly twenty years later, I am much happier than just about anyone I know with my wife and small family.

Anyone in their 30s or 40s who is still single, and has to navigate a wasteland of this kind of trash gets my sympathy.

[ - ] NukeAmerica 2 points 1.1 yearsMar 25, 2023 11:01:31 ago (+2/-0)

Why would a guy in his 30s not date women in their 20s?

[ - ] rabidR04CH 1 point 1.1 yearsMar 25, 2023 13:37:02 ago (+1/-0)

I imagine that a man of any age would prefer a woman in their 20s, but there are some times when a guy believes that he will have a better connection with a woman who is closer to his age. May God have mercy on their souls.

[ - ] x0x7 2 points 1.1 yearsMar 25, 2023 09:28:01 ago (+3/-1)

You met a woman from voat in real life. Doubt. I haven't met a single person on voat. There are no women on voat. The 1/1024 of its user base who are are married. You did not met a woman on voat and then have her stalk you.

A tranny would have been more believable.

[ - ] Breeder [op] 0 points 1.1 yearsMar 25, 2023 09:30:18 ago (+0/-0)

I met her off voat and she was some IT security cunt who then used her knowledge to stalk me on voat. She knew whenever I made a new account and could harass me like the psycho she is.

[ - ] Kozel 0 points 1.1 yearsMar 25, 2023 11:08:13 ago (+0/-0)

sounds legit (serious)

[ - ] Breeder [op] 0 points 1.1 yearsMar 25, 2023 20:37:16 ago (+0/-0)

It was the reason I was kind of glad old voat went down. I'm not technically literate enough to have any idea how she was tracking me and it was getting rather annoying.

I'll never forget the one time we had sex she took her pants off and she was wearing a shaper outfit. She says "yea, I wear shapers, deal with it."

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.1 yearsMar 25, 2023 12:40:11 ago (+0/-0)

Why'd you tell her you were on the website?

[ - ] Breeder [op] 0 points 1.1 yearsMar 25, 2023 13:54:06 ago (+0/-0)

She lied to me about everything. Turns out she was an east coast heavily medicated communist who decided the fags she was meeting weren't what she wanted so she decided to go "trad". I fell for it for a short while. The red flags became to much and when she wanted to fly me out to New York, I knew I'd probably come back in a body bag.

I don't remember how she found out I was on voat. I might have told her not knowing what she was capable of in regards to technology.

[ - ] goatfugee12 1 point 1.1 yearsMar 25, 2023 13:55:14 ago (+1/-0)

You forgot "2 kids who are my world if you can't step up and be a man swipe no"

[ - ] HeyJames 1 point 1.1 yearsMar 25, 2023 10:35:29 ago (+1/-0)

If I was single and some girl in her 30s was also single and had enough money to pay her own way I really don't see how being with a like minded woman is such a bad thing.

There are too many guys in their 30s and 40s under some delusion that they'll get some smoking 21 year old. Top many men are legendary alphas in their own mind while spending their life making 60k before taxes in a Democrat city.

Just be an asshole and pretend to be there emotionally while secretly being detached. That way when she inevitably pulls some bullshit it really won't affect you. Move on to the next one. Obviously if you're looking for some perfect virgin you're not going to find it on the internet

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.1 yearsMar 25, 2023 12:41:24 ago (+0/-0)

if you're looking for some perfect virgin you're not going to find it on the internet

Unicorns exist?

[ - ] UncleDoug 0 points 1.1 yearsMar 25, 2023 15:40:55 ago (+0/-0)

She got a heat rash and because of that she said I gave her herpes.

Women are never accountable for their actions. Female hypocrisy is bottomless.

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 1.1 yearsMar 25, 2023 13:43:00 ago (+0/-0)

Sounds hawt.

[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 1.1 yearsMar 25, 2023 10:51:48 ago (+0/-0)

Nothing wrong with thunder thighs.