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I had no idea that was illegal.

submitted by Breeder to funny 1.1 yearsMar 24, 2023 13:55:38 ago (+55/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] Cantaloupe 13 points 1.1 yearsMar 24, 2023 14:25:11 ago (+13/-0)*

Lol. We don't even have a president. We have an senile, diaper shitting old child sniffer.

And a giggling whore.

Soros funded the the demonrats, there's no single person

Dutch Farmers made progress

[ - ] Belfuro 0 points 1.1 yearsMar 24, 2023 16:06:09 ago (+0/-0)

Unless there are arrests. Any political outcome is theater.

No Dutch farmers did not make progress

[ - ] Cantaloupe 0 points 1.1 yearsMar 24, 2023 16:09:49 ago (+0/-0)

"No Dutch farmers did not make progress"

How so?

[ - ] Belfuro 3 points 1.1 yearsMar 24, 2023 17:14:38 ago (+3/-0)

-the enemy still exists and unharmed.

-the party only got 15 out of 74 seats.

-it's a controlled party.

Let me be clear. Unless the enemy suffers losses through arrests etc then their are never gains.

You cannot vote them out of existence

[ - ] olinneserpona -8 points 1.1 yearsMar 24, 2023 14:32:06 ago (+0/-8)

we

lol, biden is your president.

[ - ] Cantaloupe 11 points 1.1 yearsMar 24, 2023 14:37:33 ago (+11/-0)

He doesn't perform the duties of a president. He doesn't even know what he is doing.

If you call someone a pilot but they don't fly a plane or know anything about planes and actually just sit around in a fog shitting themselves - they aren't really a pilot


The term We is because really what other place on Earth is important? /jk

[ - ] TheSimulacra 2 points 1.1 yearsMar 24, 2023 21:10:43 ago (+2/-0)

Dear kind sir, i believe you misunderstand the job of the president.

The job of the president is not to wield power, but draw attention away from it.

Biden is perfect at it.
As was Trump.
As was Obama.
As was Bush...

[ - ] con77 0 points 1.1 yearsMar 24, 2023 18:20:32 ago (+0/-0)

but they may be bidens nominee for FAA commissioner

[ - ] Sector7 -1 points 1.1 yearsMar 24, 2023 15:47:33 ago (+0/-1)

I'm 'officially' a pilot, even though I just comment on the internet and sit around in a fog shitting myself. It's the license that makes you a pilot. It's the medical that lets you be an active pilot.

"To the world!"

The 'world' being CONUS, and that phrase being our toast as 70s soldiers on foreign soil.

[ - ] Cantaloupe 3 points 1.1 yearsMar 24, 2023 15:55:33 ago (+3/-0)*

If someone just handed Joe a pilot license is he a pilot too? Or is there more to it.

Just hand out pilot and Dr licenses to everyone and give everyone a trillion dollars each. Solve the worlds problems.

To be a licensed pilot one needs a germane history, to be someone's present pilot one needs to presently pilot a craft.

To say a person is a pilot really says they have the ability to pilot. If someone has a pilot's license - but in an accident they were decapitated - well they really don't have that capability anymore, they aren't really a pilot at that point. They're really a corpse, just like joe biden

[ - ] Sector7 0 points 1.1 yearsMar 24, 2023 16:37:45 ago (+0/-0)

Agreed, a 'pilot' is a person who is qualified and licensed to fly or sail particular categories and instances of vehicles, and sometimes for certain categories of purposes.

As for Joe, he'd make a great auto-pilot with a missing knob.

[ - ] con77 0 points 1.1 yearsMar 24, 2023 18:20:53 ago (+0/-0)

not mine

[ - ] pickingrinninspittin 5 points 1.1 yearsMar 24, 2023 16:20:52 ago (+5/-0)

Now that's comedy.

[ - ] NeonGreen 3 points 1.1 yearsMar 24, 2023 17:40:13 ago (+3/-0)

Used to be for sure...

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 5 points 1.1 yearsMar 24, 2023 14:10:30 ago (+5/-0)

They don't need to kill him, they only need to require that the 3 branches of government actually adhere to the Constitution. None of them do.

[ - ] con77 3 points 1.1 yearsMar 24, 2023 18:31:36 ago (+3/-0)

Heres what I've learned about cuckadians:

They're convinced that they're superior to Americans. To them we are all extreme racists.
This from a country that is literally 96.5% homogenous.
And have notoriously treated their own aboriginal people in an abhorrent manner for centuries.

They are anti gun to the extreme and consider the black gun crime rate simply an access to guns issue.

They are socialist to a degree that merges with Marxism and think that they are enlightened.

I used to ask them what they thought of trudeau when I met them in Florida. I kid you not. They would look around to make sure no one heard them and whisper their opinion.

Bunch of cowardly brainwashed sheep.

[ - ] deleted 2 points 1.1 yearsMar 24, 2023 16:17:35 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.1 yearsMar 24, 2023 16:49:55 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] NoRefunds 0 points 1.1 yearsMar 24, 2023 17:10:06 ago (+0/-0)

I thought he died on his lawn?

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.1 yearsMar 24, 2023 17:14:08 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] wyrmblut 1 point 1.1 yearsMar 24, 2023 18:16:04 ago (+2/-1)

RIP Trevor Moore. One of the greatest

[ - ] oursenilepresident 0 points 1 yearMar 29, 2023 04:43:08 ago (+0/-0)

DEAD, correct.... https://www.nytimes.com/2021/08/09/arts/television/trevor-moore-dead.html

died the same 3 day timespan as co founder of poal.co, so rumors were he was involved with poal.co for a while.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 0 points 1.1 yearsMar 25, 2023 17:29:41 ago (+0/-0)

What's not illegal to say is "our group meets Fridays, under the Brooklyn Bridge and the password is sic semper tyrannis"

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 1 point 1.1 yearsMar 24, 2023 15:56:06 ago (+1/-0)

Is it? It might get you a call from a fed. But there are so many people that offer to kill the president that the vast majority are not charged. But is it illegal without making a specific threat that you're going to? Just saying you want to is nothing.

[ - ] HeavyBrain 0 points 1.1 yearsMar 25, 2023 07:17:33 ago (+0/-0)

Who wants to kill him, what would even be the point?

A Black Rock top echelon meeting would be a good place to start for one.

Heared Davos is a nice place too.

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 0 points 1.1 yearsMar 24, 2023 18:32:30 ago (+0/-0)

I believe it is only the President, VP, Speaker of the House, and Chief Justice you're not allowed to threaten. Everyone else is fair game.

[ - ] dassar 0 points 1.1 yearsMar 24, 2023 17:08:31 ago (+0/-0)

'...with a mortar launcher'

[ - ] Inward 0 points 1.1 yearsMar 24, 2023 19:45:05 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah, he's totally wrong. That's not a sentence, it's a sentence fragment. It's just a preposition.

[ - ] dassar 0 points 1.1 yearsMar 24, 2023 21:31:53 ago (+0/-0)

You mean like 'in minecraft'
You wacky semanticists ...

[ - ] FreeinTX 0 points 1.1 yearsMar 24, 2023 16:21:57 ago (+0/-0)

It's not illegal to say, "I want to kill the president of the United States," but it may get you a visit from the secret service to see if your serious.

[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 1.1 yearsMar 24, 2023 16:02:40 ago (+0/-0)

It's perfectly legal to say whatever you want... in Minecraft.

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 1 point 1.1 yearsMar 24, 2023 18:38:39 ago (+1/-0)

Not anymore. Shitwood got that asshole in NJ who posted he wanted to kill him in minecraft.

[ - ] dassar 0 points 1.1 yearsMar 24, 2023 21:37:18 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah, the fat loser 4 chan chud should've prefaced it with 'I seriously hope no-one ever ..... that would be just really terrible #unhappy face' lol.

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 0 points 1.1 yearsMar 25, 2023 11:48:34 ago (+0/-0)

I am still expecting someone in Shitwood's police force knows that 4chan kike personally and set this all up.