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How are there new users? Every time I try registering it say that it's turned off.

submitted by Monica to AskUpgoat 1.2 yearsMar 24, 2023 05:35:35 ago (+9/-1)     (AskUpgoat)



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[ - ] Laputois 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 28, 2023 08:50:48 ago (+0/-0)

A rose by any other name...will still smell like a faggot.

[ - ] Master_Foo 8 points 1.2 yearsMar 24, 2023 05:50:08 ago (+8/-0)

New feature. The registration form scans your body for AIDS, if you come back positive, it automatically closes the pool.

[ - ] deleted 6 points 1.2 yearsMar 24, 2023 05:55:16 ago (+6/-0)

deleted

[ - ] Monica [op] 2 points 1.2 yearsMar 24, 2023 06:35:14 ago (+2/-0)

Yeah well your not a man with a username MONICA.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 5 points 1.2 yearsMar 24, 2023 08:15:24 ago (+5/-0)

Man, don't throw away that account just because people don't get the joke.

[ - ] Monica [op] 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 24, 2023 17:29:59 ago (+0/-0)

Your right. I'll keep it.

[ - ] Thyhorrorcosmic103 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 24, 2023 19:14:18 ago (+0/-0)

Every time I see your username, I say it out loud.

[ - ] lastlist 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 25, 2023 17:13:58 ago (+0/-0)*

Is this it? https://archive.is/HZivj

Didn't scroll down. Apparently not.

[ - ] deleted 2 points 1.2 yearsMar 24, 2023 10:50:14 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] Zylazineinmypants 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 24, 2023 13:22:59 ago (+0/-0)

iscreamtrucks
icewallowcum
Quality.

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 1.2 yearsMar 24, 2023 09:35:39 ago (+1/-0)

You messed up, the song is "A Boy Named Sue"! Now, "you're a nigger, Harry".

[ - ] Kozel 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 24, 2023 07:21:43 ago (+1/-1)

no your are're tard'ed

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 24, 2023 12:50:25 ago (+0/-0)

Bigot literally hitler!! It's ma'am!

[ - ] 2Drunk 2 points 1.2 yearsMar 24, 2023 08:43:40 ago (+2/-0)

It's because system uses the smell test. You should seriously consider bathing sometimes.

[ - ] Monica [op] 1 point 1.2 yearsMar 24, 2023 17:28:55 ago (+1/-0)

That's exactly how I do it. Sometimes.

[ - ] SignedUp 2 points 1.2 yearsMar 24, 2023 07:29:21 ago (+2/-0)

When I click on "Register" right now I can register no problem.
Try clearing your cache/using a different browser or just try a VPN/mobile data connection so you get a different IP.

[ - ] breh2 1 point 1.2 yearsMar 24, 2023 08:40:01 ago (+1/-0)

Flip through VPN countries and browser combinations until you find one that works. It is always closed for some and never closed for others.

[ - ] boekanier 1 point 1.2 yearsMar 24, 2023 08:06:25 ago (+1/-0)

Are you from santa MONICA? LOL

[ - ] namefagsrgay 2 points 1.2 yearsMar 24, 2023 08:29:26 ago (+2/-0)

Probably means my nigger

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.2 yearsMar 24, 2023 12:53:07 ago (+1/-0)

Remember when Santa Monica was a white neighborhood?

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 1.2 yearsMar 24, 2023 06:10:33 ago (+1/-0)

Why do you want to register...again?

[ - ] Monica [op] 2 points 1.2 yearsMar 24, 2023 06:36:03 ago (+2/-0)

Because I hate my username.

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 1.2 yearsMar 24, 2023 06:38:41 ago (+1/-0)

I was wondering that. Apparently being a boy, why did you choose it?

People also ask
What does it mean to be called a Monica?
Meaning. unique, to advise, alone, nun, solitary.[library Service]

[ - ] Monica [op] 5 points 1.2 yearsMar 24, 2023 07:00:33 ago (+5/-0)

Someone posted a joke "Why do black people always call each other Monica?". Mah Nikah ... mah nigga

Then someone said something about how someone was going to take that username... so I did as a joke for that one comment. Then my actual account got banned. Fucking system. And registration was turned off. So I got stuck with this joke username.

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 1.2 yearsMar 24, 2023 07:01:40 ago (+1/-0)

Sorry I can't help laughing!

[ - ] Monica [op] 3 points 1.2 yearsMar 24, 2023 07:02:52 ago (+3/-0)

It's the joke that keeps going. lol Jokes on me.

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 1.2 yearsMar 24, 2023 07:06:07 ago (+1/-0)

In fact it's so funny it deserves a Post of its own. Watch this space.

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 24, 2023 10:37:18 ago (+0/-0)

I keep watching, but it is not doing anything.

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 24, 2023 19:13:23 ago (+0/-0)

7/10

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 24, 2023 12:52:28 ago (+0/-0)

Mine as well just keep it now.

Errbuddy know Wai yallz nameziz moneesha gnome seyin?!

[ - ] Panic 1 point 1.2 yearsMar 24, 2023 15:49:30 ago (+1/-0)

Change it to 'Moniker' as that is what a user name really is.

[ - ] Glowbright 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 24, 2023 14:10:52 ago (+0/-0)

lol. Not this shit again. The IQ filter seems to still be working at least. Go down the rabbit hole and see how often we have retards that fail the test.

https://www.talk.lol/viewpost.php?postid=6393b6a448037&commentid=6393bca0eaa6d

[ - ] LiberalsAreMental 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 24, 2023 13:48:54 ago (+0/-0)

I finally got registered using my phone.

Try cellular data or a free wifi.

[ - ] chrimony 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 24, 2023 09:06:13 ago (+0/-0)

Then my actual account got banned.

What was your actual account, and why was it banned?

[ - ] psykx 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 24, 2023 06:03:48 ago (+0/-0)

Keep trying. I had the same problem but then one day I got in.