Bait bike in action - Upgoat - "what's upgoat?"

Bait bike in action
submitted by shitface9000 to funny 1.2 yearsMar 22, 2023 14:28:16 ago (+71/-2) (files.catbox.moe)
https://files.catbox.moe/qe0gwp.mp4

[ - ] Sunman_Omega 20 points 1.2 yearsMar 22, 2023 14:51:12 ago (+20/-0)

Oh noes! Those poor niggerinos are being victimized by rayciss white supremes for not allowing them to steal their property!

Fuck all nigger filth.

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 23, 2023 10:00:25 ago (+0/-0)

San Francisco says:If you get mugged it's not a big deal

[ - ] fnbs 19 points 1.2 yearsMar 22, 2023 15:08:59 ago (+19/-0)

You'd get sued and probably go to jail if you did that to niggers in the U.S.

[ + ] MaryXmas

[ - ] MaryXmas 8 points 1.2 yearsMar 22, 2023 16:38:24 ago (+8/-0)

Agreed, something tells me this would be illegal. Or they would call it like harmful mischief.

[ + ] Centaurus

[ - ] Centaurus 6 points 1.2 yearsMar 22, 2023 18:06:30 ago (+6/-0)

You would end up taking it up the ass, too.

[ + ] Sector7

[ - ] Sector7 5 points 1.2 yearsMar 22, 2023 18:08:56 ago (+5/-0)

It's a device intended to injure or wound innocent bike borrowers. Your results would vary with the District Attorney, but in the wrong place this joke could be very costly.

Use a throwaway bike and don't be caught on camera if you do this in the US.

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 23, 2023 10:01:50 ago (+0/-0)

I.e. jew York or chicongo

[ + ] La_Chalupacabra

[ - ] La_Chalupacabra 4 points 1.2 yearsMar 22, 2023 19:39:58 ago (+4/-0)

It would probably be considered a mantrap.
My childhood best friend lived next door to a paranoid schizophrenic who was always setting those on his property.
Crazy old coot was always having visits from the cops and had a court order banning him from half the neighborhood.

[ + ] MasterSuppressionTechnique

[ - ] MasterSuppressionTechnique 2 points 1.2 yearsMar 23, 2023 00:48:31 ago (+2/-0)

Booby traps are illegal and booby traps and those who make them are greatly feared by law enforcement. It's not really something you want to get caught doing.

Booby traps are super effective. I feel like this one is a bit harsh and that a stun gun or less extensive spike would be more appropriate.

Torturing animals isn't my cup of tea. A quick bite is all they need to learn... and even rabid animals deserve quick painless deaths.
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[ + ] Hobama

[ - ] Hobama 2 points 1.2 yearsMar 23, 2023 01:34:19 ago (+2/-0)

I was thinking it needs to be sharp and pronged like an arrow so it tears while when they try to get it out.

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.2 yearsMar 23, 2023 10:01:07 ago (+1/-0)

Hate crime because not white

[ + ] Jinglebanger

[ - ] Jinglebanger 5 points 1.2 yearsMar 22, 2023 20:12:51 ago (+5/-0)

There were multiple YouTube channels specifically for bait bikes like 5-6 years ago, including one that would light your ass on fire. They got shut down because it made niggers look bad, not because any of the creators got in trouble.

[ + ] ruck_feddit

[ - ] ruck_feddit 4 points 1.2 yearsMar 22, 2023 23:25:41 ago (+4/-0)

Most of the bait anything pranks were caught later to be fakes. The shampoo prank too, and I thought that was hilarious.

[ + ] MaryXmas

[ - ] MaryXmas 3 points 1.2 yearsMar 22, 2023 21:18:54 ago (+3/-0)

I think facial recognition automatic turrets are also probably illegal but hey, if there are no cops or government, I guess the rules might change.

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.2 yearsMar 23, 2023 10:03:29 ago (+1/-0)

You mean jews

[ + ] Inward

[ - ] Inward 1 point 1.2 yearsMar 22, 2023 23:30:02 ago (+1/-0)

Thank you for reminding us to be good goys.

[ - ] VicariousJambi 12 points 1.2 yearsMar 22, 2023 14:44:20 ago (+12/-0)

This is the best bike prank one I've seen. In the other ones the.... "shaft" is just the seat tube so the diameter is larger. This one is like some 3/8 solid rod so it actually hurts them

[ + ] PotatoWhisperer2

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 5 points 1.2 yearsMar 22, 2023 16:01:47 ago (+5/-0)

I was thinking that a tri-tip sharpened stake would work wonders to decrease crime in the area.

Just don't get caught.

[ + ] watts2db

[ - ] watts2db 5 points 1.2 yearsMar 22, 2023 17:03:05 ago (+5/-0)

add barbs

[ + ] PotatoWhisperer2

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 4 points 1.2 yearsMar 22, 2023 17:05:26 ago (+4/-0)

That would ruin the reusability.

[ + ] Jinglebanger

[ - ] Jinglebanger 3 points 1.2 yearsMar 22, 2023 20:09:04 ago (+3/-0)

Ok, genius +2. If you plan to make a bait bike that literally impales niggers up the ass, you don't get to go recover the bike afterwards. It's kind of one of those things you do and hope no one can connect it to you.

[ + ] PotatoWhisperer2

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 1 point 1.2 yearsMar 22, 2023 22:37:49 ago (+1/-0)

After impalement, nigger isn't going to take it with him to the hospital or to go die in an alley somewhere.

New nigger sees bike, rinse and repeat.

[ + ] Outlaw_Aryan

[ - ] Outlaw_Aryan 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 22, 2023 23:33:17 ago (+0/-0)

Fuck rinse, just repeat.

[ + ] Inward

[ - ] Inward 1 point 1.2 yearsMar 22, 2023 23:33:04 ago (+1/-0)

Let the nigger have the barbed spike and just install a new one.

[ - ] Fascinus 10 points 1.2 yearsMar 22, 2023 16:53:19 ago (+10/-0)

PENETRATION!

https://files.catbox.moe/yzxdmc.mp4

[ + ] OoklaTheMok

[ - ] OoklaTheMok 2 points 1.2 yearsMar 22, 2023 22:10:46 ago (+2/-0)

Yes!! haha.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 7 points 1.2 yearsMar 22, 2023 16:37:04 ago (+8/-1)

In the US, nigga would end up owning your house for this

[ + ] Sector7

[ - ] Sector7 4 points 1.2 yearsMar 22, 2023 17:47:06 ago (+4/-0)

Only for those who 'flash cash' by owning significant assets under their personal name. If your house and land are not owned by a trust, a LLC, or a corporation, you're a prime target for opportunistic lawsuits.

Attorney: "I've done a complete asset search on your potential defendant, and it looks like he just rents that house from a Nevada corporation. If you still want to proceed I'll need $8,000 as a retainer for the initial complaint."

[ + ] Anus_Expander

[ - ] Anus_Expander 4 points 1.2 yearsMar 22, 2023 18:33:14 ago (+4/-0)

(nigger)-'Wuss a defindint? Whussa assit? Whussa corpayshun? Whuss a retainuh? Git me some money, nigga!'

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 23, 2023 10:08:24 ago (+0/-0)

Jess keep komplayinin tuh hoooowytee deyz gone pey!

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.2 yearsMar 23, 2023 10:07:01 ago (+1/-0)

Wai yoo ain't cawlupawnah amberlampz?

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 7 points 1.2 yearsMar 22, 2023 15:15:07 ago (+7/-0)

Why are they only showing the black kids borrowing it?

[ + ] GrayDragon

[ - ] GrayDragon 13 points 1.2 yearsMar 22, 2023 15:51:54 ago (+13/-0)

Because reality is racist and this universe clipped out all the Whites trying to steal it. You need to watch it in an alternate universe.

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.2 yearsMar 23, 2023 10:05:02 ago (+1/-0)

Wakanda noted.

[ - ] Peleg 7 points 1.2 yearsMar 22, 2023 14:35:35 ago (+7/-0)

Haha! I laughed my ass off!

[ - ] deleted 6 points 1.2 yearsMar 22, 2023 14:54:22 ago (+6/-0)

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[ + ] 2Drunk

[ - ] 2Drunk 9 points 1.2 yearsMar 22, 2023 16:09:11 ago (+9/-0)

I can't breathe!

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 23, 2023 10:06:07 ago (+0/-0)

Just use a metal detector they seem to be working for highschools. 😐

[ - ] lord_nougat 6 points 1.2 yearsMar 22, 2023 14:38:49 ago (+6/-0)

Lol, nice. I wanted to post that, but it was your turn this time!

[ - ] OoklaTheMok 4 points 1.2 yearsMar 22, 2023 22:06:10 ago (+4/-0)*

(In David Attenborough voice) Here we see an elusive creature in the bicycle family "The niggerus stealustrious."

It is quite rare and devastating to the nigger community as it has evolved with a very unique defense mechanism.

Commonly known as "The Penetrater," this device penetrates the silverback pavement ape who believes all form of property, especially bicycles, is theirs for the stealing. But this bike holds a very large and painful stinger that goes balls deep in the PENETRATION when the bluegum bootlip inevitably attempts to steal the bicycle.

It looks like another trip to the hospital for this innocent youth. Better luck next time, little thief.

But wait...Another pavement ape approaches with a gleam in his eye as the other nigger recedes bleeding profusely from the rectal area.

The penetrater will have another dozen or so victims before it moves on and begins leaning on a pole and lies in wait in another niggerhood, where it will have again great success.

[ + ] Outlaw_Aryan

[ - ] Outlaw_Aryan 1 point 1.2 yearsMar 22, 2023 23:48:22 ago (+1/-0)

"...But this bike holds a very large and painful stinger that goes balls deep in the PENETRATION when the bluegum bootlip inevitably attempts to steal the bicycle."
Jesus Christ I woke my wife laughing at that!

[ + ] someonewasright

[ - ] someonewasright 1 point 1.1 yearsMar 24, 2023 11:15:13 ago (+1/-0)

David Attenborough voice

You are funny. Thanks for that. I am returning some laughs back to you as a reward :

David Attenborough pavement apes.mp3 == https://files.catbox.moe/fc7y17.mp3

David Attenborough observes the globohomo parasite.mp3 == https://files.catbox.moe/69w0zf.mp3

David Attenborough - Dangerous wild Negro male.mp3 == https://files.catbox.moe/luyjai.mp3

David Attenborough describes the wild bait post.mp3 == https://files.catbox.moe/t14ocr.mp3

hilarious deep fake audio

[ + ] OoklaTheMok

[ - ] OoklaTheMok 0 points 1.1 yearsMar 24, 2023 16:17:20 ago (+0/-0)

LOL.. Nice.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 5 points 1.2 yearsMar 22, 2023 15:28:08 ago (+5/-0)

Sharpen that spike, and coat it with poison.

[ - ] dingbat 5 points 1.2 yearsMar 22, 2023 15:24:32 ago (+5/-0)

Feel good stuff. Thank you!

[ - ] zongongo 5 points 1.2 yearsMar 22, 2023 14:48:37 ago (+5/-0)

Funny but hard to watch. I could only watch half.

[ + ] pickingrinninspittin

[ - ] pickingrinninspittin 3 points 1.2 yearsMar 22, 2023 15:42:12 ago (+3/-0)

Yeah, watching dumb animals hurt themselves gets old fast.

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 23, 2023 10:09:06 ago (+0/-0)

Obiden

[ + ] DoctorK

[ - ] DoctorK 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 22, 2023 18:39:43 ago (+0/-0)

Agreed. You could tell it touched their prostates.

[ + ] Inward

[ - ] Inward 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 22, 2023 23:35:00 ago (+0/-0)

I know! I hate looking at niggers, too.

[ - ] lastlist 4 points 1.2 yearsMar 22, 2023 17:39:10 ago (+4/-0)

Says in mexican that 'they were paid actors. You shouldn't do this at home,bla bla bla.'

[ - ] sguevar 4 points 1.2 yearsMar 22, 2023 16:35:25 ago (+4/-0)

Not a good idea to watch this when trying to put baby to sleep

[ - ] binrobinrro 4 points 1.2 yearsMar 22, 2023 15:43:40 ago (+4/-0)

Sharpen that thing to a razor point.

[ + ] Aze

[ - ] Aze 4 points 1.2 yearsMar 22, 2023 16:56:31 ago (+4/-0)

A big o' barb on the end would be just terribly unethical.

[ - ] con77 4 points 1.2 yearsMar 22, 2023 15:01:33 ago (+4/-0)

Whew lad! I think there was some real damage done there! For a piece of shit bike no less! stupid monkeys

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 3 points 1.2 yearsMar 22, 2023 16:50:08 ago (+3/-0)

The Human Genome Project recently discovered a gene in men of African descent that predisposes them to bicycle theft. Real science! I swear!

[ + ] La_Chalupacabra

[ - ] La_Chalupacabra 5 points 1.2 yearsMar 22, 2023 19:44:35 ago (+5/-0)

If we send all the bicycles to Africa, will they follow?
It's a sacrifice I'm sure we'd all be willing to make.

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 23, 2023 10:10:49 ago (+0/-0)

We should start with Israel they are a welcoming inclusive sanctuary ripe for enrichment.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 3 points 1.2 yearsMar 22, 2023 15:36:21 ago (+3/-0)

I luv this shit...gibs me mo

[ - ] Bornoffireandice 2 points 1.2 yearsMar 22, 2023 21:37:04 ago (+2/-0)

Two questions:

1. Who teaches a nigger to ride a bike when they have no dad?

2. What the hell do they do with stolen bikes? I'm sure the pawn shop stops taking them when they don't sell.

[ - ] 3Whuurs 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 24, 2023 00:49:25 ago (+0/-0)

Oddly enough, 100% of black males between 1 &80 years old that walked down that street that day, sustained anal injuries that day…

[ - ] texasblood 1 point 1.2 yearsMar 22, 2023 16:55:56 ago (+2/-1)

Going In Dry

[ - ] deleted 1 point 1.2 yearsMar 22, 2023 16:26:37 ago (+1/-0)

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[ + ] con77

[ - ] con77 1 point 1.2 yearsMar 22, 2023 19:15:36 ago (+1/-0)

[ + ] uvulectomy

[ - ] uvulectomy 1 point 1.2 yearsMar 22, 2023 19:41:41 ago (+1/-0)

[ + ] deleted

[ - ] deleted 1 point 1.2 yearsMar 22, 2023 20:46:51 ago (+1/-0)

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[ + ] Bornoffireandice

[ - ] Bornoffireandice 1 point 1.2 yearsMar 22, 2023 21:34:43 ago (+1/-0)

[ + ] deleted

[ - ] deleted 1 point 1.2 yearsMar 22, 2023 21:39:25 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 23, 2023 09:59:44 ago (+0/-0)

Poor unfortunate diverse and enriched pillars of the community once again oppressed at the expense of 8th generation slaves by systemic racism hooowyte humor.

[ - ] InLovingMemoryVoat 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 23, 2023 00:25:25 ago (+0/-0)

this will never get old

[ - ] Prairie 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 22, 2023 23:32:30 ago (+0/-0)

Fuck those sound effects are retarded. Not going to watch.

[ + ] Inward

[ - ] Inward 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 22, 2023 23:39:32 ago (+0/-0)

It's a mexican from a talk show that made that laugh. It's a meme of its own.

[ + ] Prairie

[ - ] Prairie 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 23, 2023 02:27:21 ago (+0/-0)

Ohhhhhh, that guy. I'll try it again then.

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 23, 2023 10:11:46 ago (+0/-0)

Yoo ain't uh lie

[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 22, 2023 23:08:25 ago (+0/-0)

Fucking loooooool

[ - ] ymihere 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 22, 2023 22:48:53 ago (+0/-0)

How about a vaccine jab up the ass…
Longer lasting deterrent.

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 22, 2023 22:45:21 ago (+0/-0)

Someone build a zip gun into the seat support that fires shotgun slugs.

[ - ] UrCoolerOlderBrother 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 22, 2023 19:34:09 ago (+0/-0)

Do you retards really believe that this low effort nigger video is real? I'd like to think that you're all joking, but I know that even though some of you may be joking, unfortunately, many of you just have terminal cases of nigger brain.

[ - ] GodDoesNotExist -3 points 1.2 yearsMar 22, 2023 15:00:54 ago (+1/-4)

I don't understand the mechanism but it is funny AF. He puts the seat over the rod, I don't get it.

[ + ] PeckerwoodPerry

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 12 points 1.2 yearsMar 22, 2023 15:08:51 ago (+12/-0)

Super complicated stuff. I can see why you don't understand. Do us all a favor and don't breed.

[ + ] deleted

[ - ] deleted -1 points 1.2 yearsMar 22, 2023 15:58:48 ago (+0/-1)

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[ + ] GodDoesNotExist

[ - ] GodDoesNotExist -5 points 1.2 yearsMar 22, 2023 16:27:53 ago (+0/-5)

Don't help your neighbor, insult him. Typical christian.

[ + ] Aze