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Screenshot to select the babe of your dreams

submitted by big_fat_dangus to clusterBbitches 2.1 yearsMar 21, 2023 11:02:09 ago (+30/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/mkunxm.mp4



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[ - ] Rotteuxx 8 points 2.1 yearsMar 21, 2023 13:32:55 ago (+9/-1)

Why the fuck would someone put so much effort into a montage that has to be watched while constantly clicking pause to read long captions that keep jumping from top to bottom?

[ - ] Rebooted 1 point 2.1 yearsMar 21, 2023 14:27:46 ago (+1/-0)

Effort is hard.

[ - ] deleted -7 points 2.1 yearsMar 21, 2023 15:13:43 ago (+1/-8)

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[ - ] Rotteuxx 4 points 2.1 yearsMar 21, 2023 16:55:19 ago (+5/-1)

Dumb millennial is too stupid to master his own language and uses words he doesn't understand on top of defending shitty work as if its creator is infallible.

Color me surprised.

[ - ] con77 4 points 2.1 yearsMar 21, 2023 11:54:35 ago (+4/-0)

and not one of them has ever been wrong

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 21, 2023 12:23:26 ago (+0/-0)

Maybe wong

[ - ] Clubberlang 3 points 2.1 yearsMar 21, 2023 12:23:09 ago (+3/-0)

When you live in a society and there are no consequences unless you're a white straight male.

[ - ] NoRefunds 3 points 2.1 yearsMar 21, 2023 12:13:17 ago (+3/-0)

Driving thru Waffle house

I'm sorry, your honor, but it did say drive thru open

[ - ] Doglegwarrior 3 points 2.1 yearsMar 21, 2023 11:33:31 ago (+5/-2)

Yall might hate jews and niggers, but the niggerfaghot who made this video is worse. Don't put fucking paragraphs of text for 2 seconds that no human could rea!!!

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 2.1 yearsMar 21, 2023 12:04:09 ago (+2/-1)

Lol at how slowly you read.

[ - ] Monica 5 points 2.1 yearsMar 21, 2023 13:23:49 ago (+5/-0)

I had to hit pause on my browser to read this thread.

[ - ] shitface9000 1 point 2.1 yearsMar 22, 2023 02:21:07 ago (+1/-0)

found the nigger amirite

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 21, 2023 15:14:52 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Sunman_Omega 2 points 2.1 yearsMar 21, 2023 18:16:21 ago (+2/-0)

Yeah, I doubt that hottie was "in possession of a machine gun," since machine guns are mounted weapons, not carried (unless you're Rambo or John Matrix).

[ - ] HeavyBrain 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 22, 2023 06:53:09 ago (+0/-0)

Hey, there are stories of Soldiers who were fucking around and dared the biggest guy in their Unit to pick up one and fire it, and he did....(well he also carried 30 extra pounds up a mountain in rocks that the other guys put in as a joke without noticing)

But women are just as strong as men and can do all that in high heels, which they don't put on for you you bigot.

[ - ] con77 2 points 2.1 yearsMar 21, 2023 17:56:22 ago (+2/-0)

I'LL ROLL THE DICE WITH MACHINE GUN GIRL

[ - ] NukeAmerica 2 points 2.1 yearsMar 21, 2023 16:55:17 ago (+2/-0)

You will never have a girl that gets mad at you for not wanting to fuck her

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 2 points 2.1 yearsMar 21, 2023 13:44:57 ago (+2/-0)

I'm almost ashamed to admit that I dated 3 of them out of sympathy for their lack of experiencing a superior Alpha Warrior male...they just couldn't contain themselves after seeing trophy photos of coon kills, what really shifted them into orgasmic mode was when I told them they were all one shot kills...now look at where they are.

[ - ] UncleDoug 1 point 2.1 yearsMar 22, 2023 01:43:20 ago (+1/-0)

The brunette with blue eyes at 0:27 gets a pass in the looks department.

[ - ] observation1 1 point 2.1 yearsMar 21, 2023 14:09:39 ago (+1/-0)

My wife...

Click

...streaker at a super bowl

Looks like they tackled her on her face

[ - ] DivineLight2 1 point 2.1 yearsMar 21, 2023 11:58:48 ago (+1/-0)

Some of them are genuinely attractive, but I'd rather not wonder if she's gonna kill me in my sleep or the kids or just spunk money on cocaine.

[ - ] shitface9000 2 points 2.1 yearsMar 22, 2023 02:22:06 ago (+2/-0)

ngl i fuck lotta deez bitchz

[ - ] ilikeskittles 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 22, 2023 09:26:35 ago (+0/-0)

I’ll take the hooker. Only honest woman in the lot.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 22, 2023 07:11:52 ago (+0/-0)

Need a much slower version so I can get my fap on

[ - ] anrach 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 21, 2023 17:18:50 ago (+0/-0)

I'll take the drug paraphernalia girl.

Hydromorphone girl runner-up. Machine-gun chola is cute. I'll give some points to the human praying-mantis for being so metal, but she's not attractive.

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 21, 2023 15:40:51 ago (+0/-0)

Hey, at least the one that killed someone with a 3d printed gun is tech savvy. I saw a couple others in there who just smoked weed or had some minor driving infractions (those can easily be fixed by not letting women drive). Still better tyan kikemutt babies.

[ - ] Special_Prosecutor 1 point 2.1 yearsMar 21, 2023 16:05:46 ago (+1/-0)

Do you really think she printed that gun?

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 21, 2023 15:02:35 ago (+0/-0)

Woman having sex with a decapitated corpse? Damn.

[ - ] La_Chalupacabra 1 point 2.1 yearsMar 21, 2023 20:57:40 ago (+1/-0)

then put his... other body parts in a crock pot

Just don't ask her to make you a sandwich...

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 22, 2023 01:42:23 ago (+0/-0)

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