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Swim faster!

submitted by big_fat_dangus to ThotPatrol 2.1 yearsMar 19, 2023 17:55:25 ago (+17/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/w2pjrs.mp4



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[ - ] x0x7 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 20, 2023 00:40:03 ago (+0/-0)

Is that Pupina? I haven't seen her in forever. You know that's an act right.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 2.1 yearsMar 19, 2023 23:08:45 ago (+1/-0)

And you lived in an ovary!

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 2 points 2.1 yearsMar 19, 2023 23:29:54 ago (+2/-0)

Silence, rib.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 2.1 yearsMar 20, 2023 11:31:42 ago (+1/-0)

Where ya from? Right or left?

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 20, 2023 11:57:19 ago (+0/-0)

Either way, we all won the race.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 20, 2023 12:13:57 ago (+0/-0)

I was referring to the ova. They don’t really race. They just go for a stroll outside the ovary one day and then get mugged.

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 20, 2023 13:01:25 ago (+0/-0)

My reference was "daddy's best swimmer"...and mugging is putting it "nicely" I guess.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 20, 2023 00:32:39 ago (+0/-0)

Baste her in bbq sauce

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 20, 2023 11:33:38 ago (+0/-0)

You’ve got bitch’s mitochondria in every cell, pussy.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 21, 2023 08:24:56 ago (+0/-0)

You are a tranny

[ - ] drstrangegub 2 points 2.1 yearsMar 19, 2023 22:06:23 ago (+2/-0)*

feminists lost the last of their credibility when men took femininity from them and corrupted it into drag queens, and they were silent about it.

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 1 point 2.1 yearsMar 19, 2023 21:53:26 ago (+1/-0)

Between bouts of madness, I’ll bet she fucks like a demon. All the crazy ones have this gift.

[ - ] pickingrinninspittin 1 point 2.1 yearsMar 19, 2023 23:11:09 ago (+1/-0)

Your mom says Hi, BTW.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 20, 2023 12:14:19 ago (+0/-0)

Haha!

[ - ] pickingrinninspittin 1 point 2.1 yearsMar 19, 2023 19:22:22 ago (+1/-0)

And the Oscar for Most Overwrought Performance For Some Bullshit Reason goes to... this chick.

[ - ] dingbat 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 19, 2023 23:47:50 ago (+0/-0)

Social media, coupled with (((political correctness))) and all these kike movements have made people absolutely unable to live life without a need to document every. single. little. thing. It breeds narcissism and is completely disgusting.