Based hottie dunks on retarded niggers who don't know how to cook (aka all of them) - Upgoat

Based hottie dunks on retarded niggers who don't know how to cook (aka all of them)
submitted by big_fat_dangus to owned 1.2 yearsMar 18, 2023 16:47:21 ago (+62/-2) (files.catbox.moe)
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[ - ] Empire_of_the_Mind 15 points 1.2 yearsMar 18, 2023 17:49:03 ago (+15/-0)

It's always a beautiful thing when a woman realizes that blacks are just stupid and that's the entire deal.

[ - ] MasklessTheGreat 7 points 1.2 yearsMar 18, 2023 18:41:36 ago (+7/-0)

That’s the litmus test when I find a new chick. Before things get too comfortable I have to say nigger to see what kind of response I get.

[ + ] Belfuro

[ - ] Belfuro 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 18, 2023 23:09:33 ago (+0/-0)

She's too cocky and sarcastic. I highly doubt that her husband keeps her constrained

[ + ] PhantomXLII

[ - ] PhantomXLII 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 19, 2023 12:59:20 ago (+0/-0)

Lol you think she has husband.

[ - ] IfuckedYerMum 8 points 1.2 yearsMar 18, 2023 21:09:43 ago (+8/-0)

What shit skins mean when they say White people don't know how to season food is this: "White people figured out how to preserve food so it doesn't go bad. We were too stupid to do that, so we have to over season our food to cover up the taste of rotting meat and add chili peppers to kill parasites and bacteria."

But shit skins are dumb, and that's too intelligent for them, so they just say: "LMAO WHIE PIPO FOOD BLAND DEY DONT NO HOW TO SEASON DEY FOOD LMAO!!!" Of course, this all while they're eating hamburgers, pizza, mac and cheese, etc.

All that said, I wouldn't pull out of her until I'm sure she's pregnant.

[ + ] PotatoWhisperer2

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 5 points 1.2 yearsMar 19, 2023 01:46:46 ago (+5/-0)

It doesn't help that the only White pepo food they have eaten is free school lunches and prison food.

[ + ] FacelessOne

[ - ] FacelessOne 3 points 1.2 yearsMar 19, 2023 06:26:22 ago (+3/-0)

*Zogslop

[ + ] dassar

[ - ] dassar 1 point 1.2 yearsMar 19, 2023 03:41:13 ago (+1/-0)

Yea, i learnt a long time ago that the traditional reason many different cultures around the world (esp in hot or humid climes -like Africa/ Asia et al) seasoned their food with strong and pungent spices etc was to mask the taste and flavor of the rancid meat (that would quickly go off in the heat) and make it somewhat more palatable.

[ - ] deleted 7 points 1.2 yearsMar 18, 2023 16:57:39 ago (+8/-1)

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[ - ] NuckFiggers 6 points 1.2 yearsMar 18, 2023 18:11:11 ago (+6/-0)

I used to work with a crew of niggers and other than this soyblob of a faggot white man I was the only white guy there. They literally made slop for lunch. I had to go eat elsewhere because it smelled like the bottom of a dumpster on a hot day. After they finished lunch they were no good for the rest of the day because their slop just took it out of them. They would fall asleep on their feet because the garbage drained their energy.

I've also been to nigger barbecues and, when living in a very niggery town I went to the restaurants they wanted to keep secret from white men and it was all garbage. Niggers eat like wild scavengers- rotten, old or undercooked food. The whole 'niggers season' shit is the biggest cope since women being attracted to them.

[ + ] usedoilanalysis

[ - ] usedoilanalysis 3 points 1.2 yearsMar 18, 2023 18:47:40 ago (+3/-0)

Season is necessary because the meat you're eating is of low quality. A nice tenderloin, or porterhouse, or rib eye, or T-bone only needs salt and pepper. If you're really about your business, that steak has been encased in salted butter for 48 hours, so you only really need pepper at that point.

[ + ] Ragnar

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 19, 2023 00:06:11 ago (+0/-0)

Do you encase the steak before or after cooking it?

[ + ] usedoilanalysis

[ - ] usedoilanalysis 1 point 1.2 yearsMar 19, 2023 06:35:12 ago (+1/-0)

Melt butter place in vacuum seal bag, place meat in the seal bag, vacuum seal it, then wait. After cut off oxidation and eat.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 5 points 1.2 yearsMar 18, 2023 18:04:08 ago (+9/-4)

CANT NO WHITE BITCH COOK LIKE POPEYES THATS CAP

[ + ] TheNoticing

[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 19, 2023 16:55:23 ago (+0/-0)

That sarcasm was overlooked by a few people.

[ + ] TheBigGuyFromQueens

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 19, 2023 20:42:21 ago (+0/-0)

THEY HATERS N THEY HAVE LOWER IQ THAN A KING FEEL ME

[ - ] Sector7 4 points 1.2 yearsMar 18, 2023 17:03:10 ago (+6/-2)

I've had the 'high maintenance' experience and don't recommend it.

[ + ] x0x7

[ - ] x0x7 2 points 1.2 yearsMar 18, 2023 22:56:17 ago (+3/-1)

Are you calling her high maintenance? The fact that she cooks with real vegetables? You're basically saying only the bottom eight percentile of women are in your comfort zone.

[ + ] Spaceman84

[ - ] Spaceman84 -2 points 1.2 yearsMar 18, 2023 20:37:25 ago (+1/-3)

Sure you did buddy. Why couldn't you control your woman? They aren't much smarter than children.

[ + ] Sector7

[ - ] Sector7 2 points 1.2 yearsMar 18, 2023 21:01:16 ago (+4/-2)

I was looking for a human female, not a pet.

[ + ] Spaceman84

[ - ] Spaceman84 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 18, 2023 23:18:56 ago (+2/-2)

You wanted a mommy but didn't like the nagging. Sad! Many such cases!

Men are adults, women are adolescents. Learn how to manage them or you're no better than a woman. Or keep making excuses for why you couldn't handle an uppity retard. The choice is yours, faggot.

[ - ] Artificial_Intelligentile 2 points 1.2 yearsMar 19, 2023 08:10:25 ago (+2/-0)

niGGers think that, because the only white food they ever eat is the free school meals and soup-kitchens...

i just counted, and i have 27 different seasonings/herbs that i regularly use for cooking.

anyone here watching "best ver food review show" ?

its mindboggling.

Every single recipe: take all the stuff, put it in a pot and cook it till its done.. meh.

version two: roast it over fire and then pretend that "leathery" was the desired texture..

i mean, yes, there are some mountain tribes who do interesting stuff but, the majority is just that. unimaginative. same ingredients over and over again.

[ - ] deleted 3 points 1.2 yearsMar 18, 2023 21:33:34 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] usedoilanalysis 2 points 1.2 yearsMar 18, 2023 18:44:14 ago (+2/-0)

Powder is used to season stuff you're going to fry in rancid oil. Otherwise fresh is best.

[ + ] Inward

[ - ] Inward 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 18, 2023 20:35:09 ago (+1/-1)

Or smoking ribs.

[ + ] Spaceman84

[ - ] Spaceman84 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 18, 2023 23:20:20 ago (+0/-0)

Hipster zoomer detected

[ - ] UncleDoug 1 point 1.2 yearsMar 18, 2023 22:21:51 ago (+1/-0)

A zoomer that knows how to cook?

[ - ] PhantomXLII 1 point 1.2 yearsMar 18, 2023 20:54:50 ago (+1/-0)

She's alright looking. Something about her face is a bit off to me, but hey.

[ + ] dassar

[ - ] dassar 1 point 1.2 yearsMar 19, 2023 03:43:37 ago (+1/-0)

Probably using some fake and gay tiktok filter .

[ + ] PhantomXLII

[ - ] PhantomXLII 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 19, 2023 13:00:07 ago (+0/-0)

Could be it. Or the camera angle. Idk, her face just seems fake and long.

[ - ] Dirtydyno 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 18, 2023 22:34:02 ago (+0/-0)

Only use Clorox bleach because if you use another type it won't taste right. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/86z_JzNAnaM

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 18, 2023 20:37:59 ago (+2/-2)

I hope she sees this buddy!

[ + ] Ragnar

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 1.2 yearsMar 19, 2023 00:08:50 ago (+1/-0)

Wow, you sure are jealous of any woman even if they mediocrely attractive. Just get over it, you’re post wall and you wasted your life.

[ + ] Sector7

[ - ] Sector7 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 18, 2023 21:05:06 ago (+2/-2)

Maybe she'll call and he can finally move on...

[ - ] Spaceman84 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 18, 2023 20:07:03 ago (+0/-0)

She could have just said dumb niggers

[ - ] deleted -1 points 1.2 yearsMar 18, 2023 19:27:10 ago (+0/-1)

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[ + ] Spaceman84

[ - ] Spaceman84 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 18, 2023 23:21:57 ago (+0/-0)

Pathetic

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper -1 points 1.2 yearsMar 18, 2023 17:54:49 ago (+1/-2)

Looks alone she starts at an 8.5 of 10...she's down 1 point on her cooking skills which means that she'll qualify as a 9 (of 10) at most, not bad...salt is an additive that goes on food according to one's taste after the food is cooked, as a rule not to be used in the cooking process...salt will toughen meat if applied during cooking, 4 good sized cloves of garlic smashed and mixed with a tablespoon of vinegar and buried into the meat gives great flavor and tenderness...when doing a rib roast make sure the roast is rolled in black pepper...then top with onion chive...best to have a bit of lard and a splash of water in the roast pan...11/2lb roast, preheat oven to 500°, put roast in for 20-30min and shut oven down...45minutes later the roast is done medium rare...the deep inside of the roast will be a somewhat red but not rare.
Use a good White baguette, buttered, to sponge up juices from the pan...unless you want to make gravy.

[ + ] IfuckedYerMum

[ - ] IfuckedYerMum 3 points 1.2 yearsMar 18, 2023 21:12:22 ago (+4/-1)

as a rule not to be used in the cooking process...salt will toughen meat if applied during cooking

This is absolutely in correct. You salt every layer of cooking. Salt tenderizes meat, it does not make it tough. You salt you meat before you even start cooking it.

[ + ] deleted

[ - ] deleted 1 point 1.2 yearsMar 18, 2023 22:03:46 ago (+1/-0)

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[ + ] Spaceman84

[ - ] Spaceman84 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 18, 2023 23:27:48 ago (+0/-0)

Gay dorks. Salted meat has existed for thousands of years. Fuck how much salt you think is appropriate or when it should be applied. It should be buried in salt for several days at least. Hipster culinary faggots.

[ + ] Ragnar

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 19, 2023 00:15:52 ago (+0/-0)

Actually, salt definitely toughens the meat when added too early, especially for longer cooking recipes. The reason you salt your steak JUST BEFORE cooking is because it’s only cooked for 3-5 minutes. You must add it RIGHT BEFORE cooking or it will toughen the meat.

[ + ] IfuckedYerMum

[ - ] IfuckedYerMum 1 point 1.2 yearsMar 19, 2023 00:36:34 ago (+1/-0)

He didn't say too early, he said during cooking, and that is false. Adding salt to meat while cooking it does not make it tough.

[ + ] 0000000000002

[ - ] 0000000000002 0 points 11 monthsJun 16, 2023 14:29:04 ago (+0/-0)

ITT: A bunch of people who have no fucking idea how to cook.

[ + ] Ragnar

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 11 monthsJun 16, 2023 17:57:05 ago (+0/-0)

MOST people don’t know how to cook, that’s why good chefs are overpaid for decent food

[ + ] Zyklonbeekeeper

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 19, 2023 17:27:39 ago (+0/-0)

Have you ever cured meat?...it's done so with salt and it's never tender...maybe more tender than some but it's always chewy...in my family salt was never used for cooking and was added afterwards to personal choice...I actually don't give a fuck if someone wants to cook with salt but if I'm in charge of the cooking detail there's no salt in the process....curing, smoking or drying meat, poultry or fish requires lots of salt but not cooking...to me anyways....as an "expert" I'm just passing down some of the thing's I know .

[ + ] IfuckedYerMum

[ - ] IfuckedYerMum 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 19, 2023 23:00:49 ago (+0/-0)

We're not talking about curing meat. When cooking you salt every layer. It's called "building layers of flavor" and is the proper way of cooking. Ask any chef. Hell, ask any home cook who knows what they're doing.

[ + ] Ragnar

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 19, 2023 00:13:33 ago (+0/-0)

She is not even close to a 9, buddy. You sure are getting old and lonely.

Anyway, I’m stealing your recipe, the wife will make it soon.

[ + ] TheNoticing

[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 19, 2023 16:59:38 ago (+0/-0)

How is she not close to a 9?

[ + ] Ragnar

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 20, 2023 00:26:10 ago (+0/-0)

Because of her face

[ + ] TheNoticing

[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 21, 2023 19:18:07 ago (+0/-0)

What's wrong with her face?