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TALES FROM THE ROAD ON TWO WHEELS AND IQ LEVELS

submitted by Zyklonbeekeeper to HDLunited 2.3 yearsMar 17, 2023 05:01:10 ago (+11/-2)     (HDLunited)

A recent post by a fellow VOATER re "Dodge" owners being insecure faggots, is what gave me the idea to post this, actually I've been meaning to submit a summary of my observations over the past 40 years from a motorcycle/Biker point of view...30 of those years beating around Latin America on a 1995 HDST "policia" issue and the Caribbean on a Yamaha 175 & 250cc Enduro, and thousands of miles throughout Canada and America. As crazy and insane as the 3rd world is I've never had an accident while on two or 4 wheels.

I'm convinced that IQ is reflected in the vehicle people drive. Vehicles are purchased in accordance with a budget, Less expensive vehicles are purchased by people with less of a budget as opposed to the people with a large, larger, largest budget. The hard truth is that low IQ people live for food stamps and strive for a "big gulp", high IQ people live for purpose and strive for prosperity.

Biking in the 3rd world is a suicide run and that's what you prepare for every time you leave your compound or base...what I tell guys is, "in the 3rd world the only part of the road that your entitled to is the shoulder or ditch so you better be good (on a bike)". 100%focus or the Grimm Reaper wins...I've seen my share of accidents involving low IQ tourists because they were too stupid to focus 100% of the time. The 3rd world is not where a person wants to end up in an accident and a lot of them do.

What I noticed about 90% of White tourists from the 1st world is that they're totally devoid of common sense and foresight, they're in a frame of mind where the babysitter environment of their liberalized existence has them sedated into a false sense of security, they think that the 3 oncoming vehicles racing on the only 1/4 mile straight stretch of road are going to properly yield them their legal right of way...like back home...yeah right.

A Biker's biggest fear on the road is the Dodge minivan loaded with 6 autistic mixed breed ankle biters and 2 dogs driven by a whale sized welfare queen who, 2hrs ago, munched down a slab of Exlax thinking that it was a chocolate bar....and visualizing world peace. Nobody has a fucking clue as to where that vehicle is going to end up, will it be a head on collision or a side swipe, or will the fat stupid whale rear end us.

Pontiac minivan people seem to at least know how to use a turn signal but they're still of the minivan brood.

I've found that the higher IQ crowd drives a higher end vehicle such as Lincoln, Cadillac, Suburban, Explorer or Toyota 4 Runner. These are people who adhere to a profitable plan and have a comfortable budget.

Then there's the highest IQ vehicle owner...Harley Davidson with an S&S conversion, F250/350/450 4x4 pickup, Peterbilt or Kenworth tractor, Jaguar...and pilot their own aircraft...these are the people who employ those who know how to adhere to a profitable plan.

People drive small vehicles because large vehicles scare them...they don't know how to drive a big vehicle, generally these are the "greeners" who truly believe that they're saving the planet by driving an EV or something that gets 60MPG and are guided by the clown world ideology.



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[ - ] Jinglebanger 5 points 2.3 yearsMar 17, 2023 09:24:41 ago (+6/-1)

I've found that the higher IQ crowd drives a higher end vehicle such as Lincoln, Cadillac...

How this man has gone through his entire life and never met a nigger before is amazing. Is he even aware they exist? Fascinating.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper [op] 0 points 2.3 yearsMar 17, 2023 19:10:31 ago (+0/-0)

Do you understand the difference between "higher and highest"? You may have an acceptably "high" IQ, your neighbor may have a "higher" IQ...but both IQ levels are not the "HIGHEST" IQ...I never stated that Lincoln or Cadillac owners were the "HIGHEST" IQ ...and yes I am fully aware of how much niggers love their Cadillacs and Lincolns and those vehicles are probably purchased with drug money but you won't see a nigger owning a Jag, or F250/350 etc...what is fascinating is the number of people who willing engage in an argument when their IQ level won't support their (emotional) perspective.

[ - ] Jinglebanger 0 points 2.3 yearsMar 17, 2023 19:50:07 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah, ok. Get triggered, bitch.

[ - ] Prairie 4 points 2.3 yearsMar 17, 2023 07:51:32 ago (+4/-0)

A Biker's biggest fear on the road is the Dodge minivan loaded with 6 autistic mixed breed ankle biters and 2 dogs driven by a whale sized welfare queen who, 2hrs ago, munched down a slab of Exlax thinking that it was a chocolate bar....and visualizing world peace. Nobody has a fucking clue as to where that vehicle is going to end up, will it be a head on collision or a side swipe, or will the fat stupid whale rear end us.

Poetry.

Then there's the highest IQ vehicle owner...Harley Davidson with an S&S conversion, F250/350/450 4x4 pickup, Peterbilt or Kenworth tractor, Jaguar...and pilot their own aircraft...these are the people who employ those who know how to adhere to a profitable plan.

Which just happens to be what OP has/drives.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper [op] 1 point 2.3 yearsMar 17, 2023 19:28:25 ago (+1/-0)

FLHTC with a 124CI S&S, Spider Lockup clutch, Baker 6 speed Trans, S&S air induction, Boarzilla 2 in one pipes and True Track frame stablizer, 151HP and 149 FPsTorque with a topped out speed of 135MPH...a little side note, a few years back I hit a coyote on I 35 south of Des Moines at 90MPH and the bike never even wobbled, I went right through it, it was running full tilt across the interstate and was in a low profile position which put it's height below my front fender line, basically that mutt got the full diameter of my front wheel, but fur, blood and membrane throughout the bike, I only felt a bit of jolt when the rear wheel went over it but it all happened within a fraction of a second .

[ - ] deleted 4 points 2.3 yearsMar 17, 2023 08:02:03 ago (+4/-0)

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[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 2.3 yearsMar 17, 2023 10:36:38 ago (+1/-0)

This is just Florida driving 101

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper [op] 1 point 2.3 yearsMar 17, 2023 19:11:28 ago (+1/-0)

Which puts "us" in the higher IQ strata.

[ - ] HelenHighwater 2 points 2.3 yearsMar 17, 2023 08:16:33 ago (+2/-0)

Don't forget the adderall kids on superbikes, looking to turn their motorcycle into a cardboard box of twisted, charred metal after a 120mph impact.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper [op] 0 points 2.3 yearsMar 17, 2023 19:12:54 ago (+0/-0)

Those are murder cycles driven by the sub IQ crowd.

[ - ] con77 1 point 2.3 yearsMar 17, 2023 10:05:13 ago (+1/-0)

I was riding my '83 Kawasaki GPz 750 in a residential neighborhood going the speed limit. It had just started raining. That's when the road is the most slippery. A huge jacked up monster truck with 48" mud tires pulled out in front of me. It did a 450° spin and stopped right in front of me. I hit the brakes as much as I could in the rain and came to a stop 6" from his bumper. At that point I wasn't even visible to him.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2.3 yearsMar 17, 2023 10:38:57 ago (+0/-0)

Did it have neon lights on the wheel wells?

Asking the real qwesshuns.

[ - ] con77 0 points 2.3 yearsMar 17, 2023 12:41:43 ago (+0/-0)

This was in the 80s. No one had even thought of that yet

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper [op] 0 points 2.3 yearsMar 17, 2023 19:37:25 ago (+0/-0)

But you lived to post your experience here.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 2.3 yearsMar 17, 2023 10:34:13 ago (+1/-0)

they think that the 3 oncoming vehicles racing on the only 1/4 mile straight stretch of road are going to properly yield them their legal right of way...like back home...yeah right

🤣 I've done a little 3rd driving while I've been stateside it freaks these bubble wrapped tards the fuck out.

[ - ] ruck_feddit 1 point 2.3 yearsMar 17, 2023 10:37:48 ago (+1/-0)

You had me until you started listing who is intelligent.

[ - ] Peleg 0 points 2.3 yearsMar 17, 2023 09:40:53 ago (+0/-0)

Click bait title. Says he has "tales from the road on two wheels", but zero tales in mountain of text. Just very long winded, "muh me smart, everyone else dumb".
Make another post with actual Tales from the Road. I would like to hear them.

I'll start.
Dad brought home a Kawasaki. Our first bike. I was too small to drive it, had to grow a little before I had my chance. My brother was zooming along down a dirt road. An old tree root was sticking up out of the road, leaning away, like a ramp. Brother thinks, RAMP, JUMP, HECK YEAH! He hits the root just right. It lifts the front tire, then the back tire hits it. The root bends with the weight of the bike+brother. Then as the weight comes off the root it springs back up, shooting the back tire up into the air! Flips the bike all the way over! LOL! Road Rash with dirt in it!
Funny how dumb decision can increase ones wisdom! LOL

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 2.3 yearsMar 17, 2023 10:40:30 ago (+1/-0)

Cool story bro OPs is bester.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper [op] 0 points 2.3 yearsMar 17, 2023 19:40:41 ago (+0/-0)

Hey...Clubberlang, I resemble that comment, why not "bestest"?

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2.3 yearsMar 21, 2023 13:10:45 ago (+0/-0)

I make up delusional werdz awnah fly yo!

[ - ] Cpt_Dirt 0 points 2.3 yearsMar 17, 2023 10:15:18 ago (+0/-0)

Poor
Old
Nigger
Thinks
It's
A
Cadillac.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2.3 yearsMar 17, 2023 10:37:40 ago (+0/-0)

Black
Mans
Wish

[ - ] ruck_feddit 0 points 2.3 yearsMar 17, 2023 10:39:02 ago (+0/-0)

My favorite is:
Gay
Man's
Chevy

[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 0 points 2.3 yearsMar 17, 2023 12:12:10 ago (+1/-1)

First off, put a @#$&+&$# muffler on it. Nobody wants to hear your stupid bike. No, loud pipes do NOT save lives.
Second, your whole premise that small cars = small IQ is just garbage. I've known tons of low IQ people driving suburbans or whatever, and trucking as a career has a good percentage of blacks.
Lastly, thinking of yourself as high IQ is a bit prideful. They sure don't teach people how to be humble anymore.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper [op] 0 points 2.3 yearsMar 17, 2023 19:35:56 ago (+0/-0)

I'm the most modest in my family, why does the presentation of facts, based upon personal observations, make a person appear arrogant and lacking humility? The (((kikes))) like to push the "humble" narrative too and look at how well that turned out.

[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 0 points 2.3 yearsMar 17, 2023 21:56:37 ago (+0/-0)

i just read your post as saying "i'm so high iq, and everyone else is not". maybe i jumped to conclusions, sorry.