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Mystery of the Mad Pooper

submitted by GoatWarVet to WeirdNews 1.1 yearsMar 15, 2023 12:25:28 ago (+9/-2)     (allthatsinteresting.com)

https://allthatsinteresting.com/mad-pooper-update

Some say he's still out there somewhere waiting to strike again.


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[ - ] Sheitstrom 5 points 1.1 yearsMar 15, 2023 12:36:31 ago (+5/-0)

THEY'LL NEVER CATCH ME.

[ - ] GoatWarVet [op] 2 points 1.1 yearsMar 15, 2023 12:38:34 ago (+2/-0)

Godspeed you glorious bastard!

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 1 point 1.1 yearsMar 15, 2023 18:39:34 ago (+1/-0)

she had also had gender reassignment surgery,

He.

and as a result is no longer able to control herself.

His anus is stretched out.

[ - ] SocksOnCats 1 point 1.1 yearsMar 15, 2023 17:27:54 ago (+1/-0)

I unknowingly worked with a woman who would shit on conference room tables because it was her fetish. For the longest time, people would find piles of shit on conference tables about once a week and nobody could figure out who it was. And of course nobody would ever suspect a woman - let alone this bitch who maintained a very clean and woke outward appearance.

One night a janitor walked in to a conference room and saw her in the act.

She was fired that night. Didn’t even get to come back to the office.

I’m betting this woman has no head injury and isn’t any further mentally ill than would be known by her “trans whatever” bullshit. I’m betting she’s doing it cause it gets her off.

[ - ] GoatWarVet [op] 0 points 1.1 yearsMar 15, 2023 17:59:58 ago (+0/-0)

How bizarre.. people can be so weird! Did you guys give her a nickname?

[ - ] DonaldJTrump 1 point 1.1 yearsMar 15, 2023 17:06:35 ago (+1/-0)

Dial is at it again!

[ - ] GoatWarVet [op] 0 points 1.1 yearsMar 15, 2023 17:18:49 ago (+0/-0)

He is the Iron Shit!!

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.1 yearsMar 15, 2023 13:44:17 ago (+1/-0)

This story is full of shit.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 1.1 yearsMar 15, 2023 13:38:59 ago (+1/-0)

After a week at deer camp I'd go to her driveway and shit a turd that she'd never forget.

[ - ] Prairie 0 points 1.1 yearsMar 15, 2023 20:22:55 ago (+0/-0)

Meanwhile people have their mutts shit in people's yards without consequence.