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[ - ] Conspirologist [op] 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 15, 2023 06:22:29 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] oyveyo 8 points 2.1 yearsMar 15, 2023 08:27:56 ago (+8/-0)

How to not win a planetary war:
Neptune announces to the other planets that he will attack Uranus tomorrow, and that if anything happens to him before then, it's Uranus' fault.
Uranus preemptively attacks Neptune and kills the planet, thus avoiding attack.

How to win a planetary war:
Neptune just drops a bomb on Uranus without announcing. Game over.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 8 points 2.1 yearsMar 15, 2023 08:33:43 ago (+8/-0)

Why not now? Why announce it? JUST FUCKIN DO IT!

[ - ] Wahaha 5 points 2.1 yearsMar 15, 2023 08:37:13 ago (+5/-0)

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today.

[ - ] JustALover 1 point 2.1 yearsMar 15, 2023 09:06:33 ago (+1/-0)

After getting a visit from associates of Bill Gates and his rich, elite, globalist friends, Matt Wallace releases information about Bill Gates.

Bill Gates eats breakfast

People will wonder whether that was the message he originally planned to release before being visited, and he will assure us it was.

[ - ] Conspirologist [op] 1 point 2.1 yearsMar 15, 2023 09:52:07 ago (+1/-0)

Correct me if I'm wrong, but from his posting history he looks like a retarded attention whore.

[ - ] GoatWarVet 1 point 2.1 yearsMar 15, 2023 10:21:53 ago (+1/-0)

Two more weeks.

Muh Deadman switch.

Every time with these worthless faggots that never have anything.

It's all so tiresome.

[ - ] templurker 1 point 2.1 yearsMar 15, 2023 11:27:25 ago (+1/-0)

Fag moves. Just released now. Stop teasing like a whore with your trailer. This is going to be a big disappointment.

[ - ] Aze 2 points 2.1 yearsMar 15, 2023 11:37:11 ago (+2/-0)

Every time these faggots announce this shit it is always the some.

Nothing ever happens.

At this point I just assume they just fishing for a late night phone call offering some millions of dollars to forget everything.

[ - ] peety 2 points 2.1 yearsMar 15, 2023 11:59:42 ago (+2/-0)

what's the point of releasing anything when those who are in power to implement justice are those involved?

they gonna arrest themselves?

[ - ] ButtToucha9000 1 point 2.1 yearsMar 15, 2023 12:08:15 ago (+1/-0)

Corey Feldman 2.0

[ - ] LookFat 1 point 2.1 yearsMar 15, 2023 19:56:36 ago (+1/-0)

Why do they do this? Why not just release them right away? What's with the Jewish schedule?

[ - ] Merlynn 1 point 2.1 yearsMar 15, 2023 22:06:44 ago (+1/-0)

You know what's funny? What's already publicly known about Gates and all the shit he's done,he should already be in jail. He's not. Guess why.