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Best and brightest.

submitted by allAheadFull to whatever 2.2 yearsMar 14, 2023 06:23:24 ago (+43/-0)     (archive.is)

https://archive.is/YxdaL

The honkening intensifies.


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[ - ] Irelandlost 10 points 2.2 yearsMar 14, 2023 08:18:59 ago (+10/-0)

"Why war dey?"

The answer my friend, be blowin’ in de win, de ansa be blowin’ in de win.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 7 points 2.2 yearsMar 14, 2023 08:40:17 ago (+7/-0)

I love how they quote him like it’s evidence of his genius.

[ - ] Irelandlost 4 points 2.2 yearsMar 14, 2023 10:28:17 ago (+4/-0)

Ah I’m not sure, I always found the bard a bit long winded myself. I mean, why bother with nonsense like “Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more; Or close the wall with our English dead” when he could instead have pondered “why war dey?”

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 7 points 2.2 yearsMar 14, 2023 07:43:16 ago (+7/-0)

Dey speak dem racist tings like da niggas be dum an no bility learn buffa dis Jason Arday proof dey rong. We be kangs.

[ - ] Clubberlang 3 points 2.2 yearsMar 14, 2023 10:54:31 ago (+3/-0)

Whard mah nigga

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 5 points 2.2 yearsMar 14, 2023 09:19:10 ago (+5/-0)

Congrats, you've discovered the pidgin english version of the bbc.

[ - ] Laputois 3 points 2.2 yearsMar 14, 2023 10:19:54 ago (+3/-0)

More appropriately termed Gullah. Gullah is a bastardization of language after it is isolated and filtered through niggers several generations. An example of gullah would be Hatian "French". Most French speakers find them impossible to understand. Isolation while a key component is not the only factor, Nigger is the major force. In example the Cajuns of South western Louisiana were isolated from French influence in the early 1800's and they have developed some colloquialisms, but if they speak to a Parisian, the Parisian understands what they are saying and vise-versa. The same is not true for Creoles. The difference is...niggers.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 14, 2023 14:45:47 ago (+0/-0)

I GOT THE BBC I KEEP TELLIN U CRACKAS

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 14, 2023 15:40:30 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] RedBarchetta 2 points 2.2 yearsMar 14, 2023 11:06:34 ago (+2/-0)

What in the Actual Fuck. Cambridge is fucked.

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 2.2 yearsMar 14, 2023 10:49:42 ago (+2/-0)

If Idiocracy II is ever made, everyone needs to speak Pidgin.

Meanwhile the intelligent humans can speak English and write in cursive.

[ - ] Sunman_Omega 1 point 2.2 yearsMar 14, 2023 13:24:16 ago (+1/-0)

Did you ever notice how many non-whites are in Idiocracy? It makes me wonder if (((Mike Judge))) did it on purpose, since, after all, if the majority of the country was non-white, then Idiocracy would actually be a true story.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 2 points 2.2 yearsMar 14, 2023 08:39:01 ago (+2/-0)

Why dis no posted in v/clownworld?

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 2.2 yearsMar 14, 2023 10:57:00 ago (+1/-0)

Becuz Yung ho mai werdz no belong in ya ClownWorld ya here meh now?

[ - ] 3Whuurs 1 point 2.2 yearsMar 14, 2023 21:21:02 ago (+1/-0)

Blew my mind when I learned BBC actually has a pidgin format.

[ - ] boekanier 2 points 2.2 yearsMar 14, 2023 06:30:08 ago (+2/-0)

provided you have the 'right' skin color

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 1 point 2.2 yearsMar 14, 2023 13:05:42 ago (+1/-0)

This is "PATOIS"...the complete bastardization of the English language and it's exclusive to the non-compatible nigger

[ - ] Leveraction 1 point 2.2 yearsMar 14, 2023 12:16:54 ago (+1/-0)

I'm sorry I don't speak ebonics. What the fuck is this spear thrower trying to say?

[ - ] con77 1 point 2.2 yearsMar 14, 2023 09:52:22 ago (+1/-0)

devolution

[ - ] dingbat 1 point 2.2 yearsMar 14, 2023 09:33:29 ago (+1/-0)

What the fuck did I just read?

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 2.2 yearsMar 14, 2023 10:55:49 ago (+2/-0)

You didn't

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 1 point 2.2 yearsMar 14, 2023 09:04:15 ago (+1/-0)

This can't be fucking real.

[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 2 points 2.2 yearsMar 14, 2023 09:32:22 ago (+2/-0)

It's BBC pidgin. Everything is written in pidgin. I know it's a nigger, but he probably makes sounds like english too.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 1 point 2.2 yearsMar 14, 2023 13:52:13 ago (+1/-0)

As MrPim said, it's BBC pidgin. It's been around for a few years now. Fuckin' hilarious from time to time, though I prefer modern English to this nigrified gutter trash.

[ - ] o0shad0o 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 14, 2023 21:40:41 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] Bigdeal 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 14, 2023 12:07:08 ago (+0/-0)

Pidgin just sounds retarded. Like how one talks to a baby but in this case it is a language to speak to a continent of retarded niggers.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 14, 2023 10:53:34 ago (+0/-0)

Yo dis nigga mah nigga yo!