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I've been pretty up close and personal with gators that size. They're fucking imposing beasts. A lot of people don't realize that those fuckers growl. It's the most testicle shrinking noise you'll ever hear, and it's a stark warning that you're about to fuck around and find out. I love those prehistoric bastards, but you gotta respect nature and just let it do it's thing. If a big fuckin gator needs to fuck up your fence to carry on it's merry way, you absolutely let it.

That's not a metal fence. Cool video anyway.

White people things.

Dinosaur gotta dinosaur!

That gator don't need your help slim.

Swamp boss has swamp business. He can’t be stopped.