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Which variant of Christianity is most based and least jewed?

submitted by Nosferatjew to whatever 2.3 yearsMar 13, 2023 15:41:45 ago (+6/-0)     (whatever)

And while we're at it, which variant is least based and most jewed?


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[ - ] AntiPostmodernist 9 points 2.3 yearsMar 13, 2023 16:18:24 ago (+9/-0)

The best version is your own. Just read the Bible and come up with your interpretation of how it should be followed. Attend any church of place of christian worship in your area for services. Your religion is yours. The Christian God is a personal one. Make your own connection to him.

[ - ] 1point21jiggawatts 0 points 2.3 yearsMar 16, 2023 17:13:27 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] con77 3 points 2.3 yearsMar 13, 2023 16:52:38 ago (+3/-0)

The Cross, The Sword, The Arm of The Lord!

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 2.3 yearsMar 13, 2023 15:52:34 ago (+6/-3)

Probably Eastern Orthodox, but what difference does it make? That's like asking which flavor of mountain dew is best for you

[ - ] Nosferatjew [op] 2 points 2.3 yearsMar 13, 2023 15:54:22 ago (+3/-1)

There's different flavors of Mountain Dew?!

[ - ] lord_nougat 6 points 2.3 yearsMar 13, 2023 16:29:28 ago (+6/-0)

[ - ] deleted 2 points 2.3 yearsMar 13, 2023 17:56:52 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 1 point 2.3 yearsMar 13, 2023 16:44:55 ago (+1/-0)

Many now.

[ - ] Master_Foo 1 point 2.3 yearsMar 13, 2023 17:13:44 ago (+2/-1)

The gas station near my house has an insane soda fountain setup. Pretty much any drink you want. I stop there if I'm going on a long drive and get me a giant soda for the road.

Yeah, there are half a dozen Mountain Dews. But, the best one is "normal" Mountain Dew with a some peach flavor syrup added. Coconut is also good.

[ - ] Love240 1 point 2.3 yearsMar 13, 2023 17:30:57 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] Master_Foo 2 points 2.3 yearsMar 13, 2023 17:08:23 ago (+9/-7)

Which variant of Christianity doesn't have a jew as it's messiah?
Oh, wait, they all do.

[ - ] SumerBreeze 0 points 2.3 yearsMar 14, 2023 15:14:16 ago (+0/-0)

The only messiah that was antijew was Jesus.
Check this out, kike:
Https://files.catbox.moe/gj93i5.mp4

[ - ] PhantomXLII 2 points 2.3 yearsMar 13, 2023 15:44:13 ago (+2/-0)

Biblical

Least based?

Anything else.

[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 1 point 2.3 yearsMar 14, 2023 05:33:58 ago (+1/-0)

Most jewed is probably the Catholics, out of the major sects. There are so many jews and catholics marrying each other now, they might as well be the same at this point.

None of it is based.

You don't need a kiddie fiddler in a robe or tiny hat to tell what is right and wrong, and order you to live your life by certain rules.

If you want a spiritual experience, find a hobby that moves you. Like photographing sunsets, or painting naked women for example.

[ - ] Bornoffireandice 1 point 2.3 yearsMar 13, 2023 21:33:36 ago (+1/-0)

I would say Gnosticism, however, since it is considered heresy despite being pre-catholic, expect to read discriptions of what it is blended with what it isn't. Check out the Nag Hammadi Library and read the actual documents.

http://www.gnosis.org/naghamm/nhl.html

Otherwise I would probably say Eastern Orthodox or anything including Apocrypha.

[ - ] Name 0 points 2.3 yearsMar 14, 2023 05:32:37 ago (+0/-0)

Unfortunately I know nothing about the Gnostics and I have a question for you. I was recently speaking with a proudly conservative Brother in one of the orders. He was pretty far out there but very open to challenging questions and I brought up how the Church restricts the books that layman are allowed to read, Index librorum prohibitorum. I asked him if this was an old antiquated guideline or if it should still be followed. He did the usual run around and then looked me right in the eye and said “The only ones that You really need to stay away from are the Gnostics.” He was pretty weird about it and I couldn’t tell if he was trying to encourage me to read them or to discourage me.

Any opinions on that? Is it worth spending three months of my life going through it? I think I have to make a post with this question now.

[ - ] Bornoffireandice 0 points 2.3 yearsMar 14, 2023 11:05:33 ago (+0/-0)

I'm honestly surprised that he even mentioned it. He has most likely been convinced that anything not put specifically into the kjv is fake or dangerous. It could also be the concept that he has spent his entire life worshiping a false god and not the true godhead. You can get through most of that library in a day. Let me post a more direct link to the scrolls so you don't have browse that entire site. http://www.gnosis.org/naghamm/nhlalpha.html

I would also recommend the Book of Enoch. It's a quick read and the Ethiopian Orthodox Church uses it along with other Apocropha.

[ - ] Name 0 points 2.3 yearsMar 14, 2023 20:16:30 ago (+0/-0)

Thanks.

[ - ] Peleg 1 point 2.3 yearsMar 13, 2023 20:27:05 ago (+1/-0)

Christ did not make an organization. He did not make denominations. There's your first step. Any "church" that is part of a larger organization is not part of the church that Christ died for and made. These central organizations that "run" all their churches is where these organizations get jewed.
Find yourself a church that is not associated with an organization, that is made up of people in the community and they are the ones making decisions.
That's the way it was originally done. That's the way Christ intended it to be.
I would suggest looking in small towns in the south anywhere along the bible belt.

[ - ] carnold03 1 point 2.3 yearsMar 13, 2023 19:03:24 ago (+1/-0)*

Why do you ask? Are you looking for a church?

[ - ] FuckShitJesus 1 point 2.3 yearsMar 13, 2023 15:54:51 ago (+3/-2)

Pretty sure they're all given books written by jews that guide them to just do nothing and embrace the downfall of society (rapture).

Unfortunate and disappointing, the Crusades had the right idea but they've apparently all been castrated into brainwashed inaction.

[ - ] SumerBreeze 1 point 2.3 yearsMar 13, 2023 15:47:42 ago (+3/-2)

Very few priests have not accepted the woke agenda. Talk to a priest in private and ask them what they think about this:
Https://files.catbox.moe/gj93i5.mp4

You will know how to gauge the situation.

[ - ] Name 1 point 2.3 yearsMar 13, 2023 23:26:22 ago (+1/-0)

If you do that they will think that you are trying to set them up. You ever have someone stare into your eyes with the expression that says, “I can’t tell if you think I’m stupid or if you’re actually stupid.” Or perhaps your journey has been more fruitful than mine.

[ - ] SumerBreeze 0 points 2.3 yearsMar 14, 2023 15:07:36 ago (+0/-0)

Oh you don’t have to wait around for their reaction, but a priest who watches that will definitely have different sermons in the future…

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.3 yearsMar 13, 2023 19:39:26 ago (+1/-1)

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[ - ] texasblood 1 point 2.3 yearsMar 13, 2023 21:57:22 ago (+1/-0)

No he doesn't
There are conditions

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 2.3 yearsMar 13, 2023 23:53:29 ago (+1/-0)

Christ knows you are a fagtard, but he forgives you.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.3 yearsMar 14, 2023 08:48:15 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] texasblood 0 points 2.3 yearsMar 14, 2023 10:27:51 ago (+0/-0)

He does NOT love everybody.
He does not love satan's kids.
Very much conditional if you stay in context.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.3 yearsMar 16, 2023 16:54:31 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] texasblood 0 points 2.3 yearsMar 16, 2023 17:12:28 ago (+0/-0)

This nigger wants airplane noises with her spoon-feeding.
Show me where your comprehension failed you.
God does not love everybody!

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.2 yearsMar 25, 2023 12:17:17 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] texasblood 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 25, 2023 13:11:38 ago (+0/-0)

Native

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 27, 2023 20:28:09 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] texasblood 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 27, 2023 20:35:40 ago (+0/-0)

Redneck stump breaker

[ - ] LookFat 0 points 2.3 yearsMar 13, 2023 16:45:06 ago (+3/-3)

None, Christianity was created by jews to get people to worship a prophet instead of God.

[ - ] yesiknow 5 points 2.3 yearsMar 13, 2023 16:53:37 ago (+6/-1)

That's why Christ said Look, those are jews, that's bad. Don't be a jew. Or did you miss that part when you took your scholarly knowledge of Christianity from random quotes jews drop and sneer at all over TV and the internet? The days of felling intellectually superior for that are coming to an end. You might want to try actual knowledge instead.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.3 yearsMar 13, 2023 18:15:00 ago (+3/-2)

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[ - ] SumerBreeze 0 points 2.3 yearsMar 14, 2023 15:13:08 ago (+0/-0)*

You SHOULD fear the synagogue of satan, idiot!

More info here, kike:
Https://files.catbox.moe/gj93i5.mp4

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.3 yearsMar 14, 2023 15:36:41 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] SumerBreeze 0 points 2.3 yearsMar 14, 2023 15:54:13 ago (+0/-0)

There literally has been a Christian revival movement with more than ever before calling out the corrupt leaders at the top, but ok kike - you keep subverting and trying to spread lies, but the truth always reveals itself.
Watch this again for more info, kike:
Https://files.catbox.moe/gj93i5.mp4

[ - ] SumerBreeze 0 points 2.3 yearsMar 14, 2023 15:55:07 ago (+0/-0)

Check out this video, kike:
Https://files.catbox.moe/gj93i5.mp4

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.3 yearsMar 14, 2023 15:56:55 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] SumerBreeze 0 points 2.3 yearsMar 14, 2023 19:58:16 ago (+0/-0)

Your nose is showing, kike.

[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 0 points 2.3 yearsMar 13, 2023 16:14:00 ago (+4/-4)

If you can find a Roman Catholic priest who celebrates the traditional latin mass (tridentine mass) then you should be good.

Or you can look up SSPX or FSSP.

[ - ] usedoilanalysis -1 points 2.3 yearsMar 13, 2023 20:25:27 ago (+0/-1)

Most based, Orthodox, least based, Catholics.

[ - ] SumerBreeze -1 points 2.3 yearsMar 14, 2023 15:12:22 ago (+0/-1)

Baptists literally have trannies dressed up in drag giving sermons. More pronazis in Protestant. More openly vocal about jews in orthodox. Catholics have dropped the ball since Vatican II council, but def not as bad as the baptists or latter day saints or some others.

[ - ] usedoilanalysis 0 points 2.3 yearsMar 15, 2023 10:19:45 ago (+0/-0)

The pope is a cuck.

[ - ] LookFat -1 points 2.3 yearsMar 13, 2023 16:45:46 ago (+2/-3)

None, Christianity was created by jews to get people to worship a prophet instead of God.

[ - ] SumerBreeze 0 points 2.3 yearsMar 14, 2023 15:08:53 ago (+0/-0)

The jews formed after Christianity.

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker -2 points 2.3 yearsMar 13, 2023 15:44:55 ago (+4/-6)

Asatru Paganism. Wotan was crucified too but you don't hear him whining about it.

[ - ] Love240 -3 points 2.3 yearsMar 13, 2023 17:33:43 ago (+0/-3)*

Least jewed: New Independent Fundamental Baptists

Most jewed: Anyone who doesn't know about the jew. (Every denomination is going to have some retards who fall for the propaganda on the talmudvision) If I had to choose only 1 it would be Eastern Orthodox (which Is not Christian just like Catholicism) but the Anglican and Presbyterian churches aren't a stones throw away, it seems, with their embrace of homos.

[ - ] Name 1 point 2.3 yearsMar 14, 2023 06:26:37 ago (+1/-0)

https://www.adl.org/resources/backgrounder/new-independent-fundamental-baptist-new-ifb-movement

I’m really not a fan of that fellow, at all. I had a couple of online conversations with someone that I think was one of his sons a couple of years ago. On the other hand, if you’re doing the opposite of what the Jew tells you you may be doing something right. Link related.

[ - ] Love240 1 point 2.3 yearsMar 14, 2023 06:53:58 ago (+1/-0)

Reading that link makes me smile. Thank you!

[ - ] Name 1 point 2.3 yearsMar 14, 2023 20:10:44 ago (+1/-0)

And I do it for free!

[ - ] UncleDoug -1 points 2.3 yearsMar 14, 2023 14:19:31 ago (+0/-1)

So what is your specific jew derivative cult called?

[ - ] deleted -3 points 2.3 yearsMar 13, 2023 15:46:40 ago (+2/-5)

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[ - ] AryanPrime 1 point 2.3 yearsMar 14, 2023 07:52:26 ago (+1/-0)

Odin is literally a symbological representation of baal

aka satan

[ - ] deleted -1 points 2.3 yearsMar 14, 2023 15:10:33 ago (+0/-1)

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[ - ] SumerBreeze 0 points 2.3 yearsMar 14, 2023 20:00:23 ago (+0/-0)

Well, you literally are a kike, so…