New level of retardation. - Upgoat

New level of retardation.
submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to whatever 2.2 yearsMar 10, 2023 15:28:03 ago (+39/-3) (whatever)

Had this fucking chink come into the place I work yesterday wear a mask he fashioned out of plastic wrap and paper towels. I laughed at him and told him he didn't have to wear it in here. Fucker went out to his car and took it off instead of, I dunno throwing it away? He was super fucking strange though. Ordered his food to-go, right? When it was ready he asked if we could just hold on to it behind the counter for a bit. I thought he had to run an errand or something real quick. Nope, he sat in the dining area for like ten minutes with a blank expression on his face. Just as it was getting uncomfortable, he came and asked for his food. Did this zipperhead take it to-go? Fuckin no. Sat there and ate it, threw his trash on the floor, and zipped outta there so fast you'd think he forgot he left his cat in the oven.

I'm not positive that I wasn't being fucked with.

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[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 10, 2023 20:37:57 ago (+0/-0)

Classic ‘men in black’ behavior. Those little shits don’t understand restaurants.

[ - ] Crackinjokes 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 10, 2023 20:40:28 ago (+0/-0)

Is there any possible benefit to the customer for the store to hang on to the food for a little while before he eats it. Does it stay hot longer in the bag and kill the germs or something? Is he checking to see if anybody spat in the food or to see if anybody staked the restaurant out for some bad purpose?

Very weird

[ + ] PeckerwoodPerry

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 10, 2023 22:37:18 ago (+0/-0)

No, none that I can think of. I was just starting off into the void, eyes forward empty expression. No phone out, no looking around.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 10, 2023 21:41:06 ago (+0/-0)

But Perry, I haven't even made it through the last three levels of retardation yet.

[ + ] PeckerwoodPerry

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 1 point 2.2 yearsMar 10, 2023 22:39:33 ago (+1/-0)

You'll get there. Don't try so hard at it, just let it naturally flow. Maybe get vaccinated, I've heard that helps.

[ + ] RMGoetbbels

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 10, 2023 22:51:53 ago (+0/-0)

Shots fired! Man down!

[ - ] HeyJames 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 10, 2023 22:58:29 ago (+0/-0)

I have never worked in a restaurant or any job really that interacts with the public. Fuck that

[ + ] 9000timesempty

[ - ] 9000timesempty 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 11, 2023 04:35:46 ago (+0/-0)

Oh but you can learn so much. Like customer service, sales, and how close we are to the end of all things.

[ - ] Laputois 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 10, 2023 23:04:16 ago (+0/-0)

A French technician warned me not to go to China where our company did business. One of the stories he told me was of eating in a Chinese restaurant in a rural Chinese locale. He said the chinks would throw scraps, bones and spit on the floor and the server would push all the trash into a corner.

[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 10, 2023 23:07:14 ago (+0/-0)

Vaxx damage

[ - ] _Obrez 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 11, 2023 04:22:04 ago (+0/-0)

Maybe he was expecting to meet someone?

Sounds like an r9k level autismo trying to meet a girl whom he thought kept a tighter schedule.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 1 point 2.2 yearsMar 10, 2023 18:21:42 ago (+1/-0)

I don't want you to appear intrusive or anything like that, but can you ask the chinklet at what his preheat temperature is for the cat and does he use stuffing...or is it quartered and coated with shake & bake?...I'd like to know by mid next week because I offered to donate my time at the community soup kitchen and I'm the chief scrutinizer...or would that make me "chef scrutinizer"?

[ + ] PeckerwoodPerry

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 1 point 2.2 yearsMar 10, 2023 19:09:37 ago (+1/-0)

Bro, I got a recipe for cat that blows the slants out of the water.

[ + ] con77

[ - ] con77 2 points 2.2 yearsMar 11, 2023 00:02:43 ago (+2/-0)

if I see someone hurt a cat theyre gonna meet Mr. Sig

[ + ] Kozel

[ - ] Kozel 1 point 2.2 yearsMar 10, 2023 22:28:18 ago (+1/-0)

they boil them alive it makes the meat taste better from adrenaline then they peel the skin off

[ + ] con77

[ - ] con77 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 11, 2023 00:03:37 ago (+0/-0)

if I see someone hurt a cat theyre gonna meet Mr. Sig

[ + ] con77

[ - ] con77 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 11, 2023 00:01:55 ago (+0/-0)

if I see someone hurt a cat theyre gonna meet Mr. Sig

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 2.2 yearsMar 10, 2023 19:23:23 ago (+1/-0)

Drugs/mental illness...both are skyrocketing.

[ - ] DoughGoy 1 point 2.2 yearsMar 11, 2023 03:19:56 ago (+1/-0)

That reminds me of one of those black and white security videos, where a non white is sitting there acting kind of odd and then all of a sudden jumps up and start stabbing someone.

You probably dodged a bullet with that one, or a knife, literally.

[ - ] con77 2 points 2.2 yearsMar 10, 2023 17:17:35 ago (+2/-0)

Schizophrenia

[ - ] GlowNiggerDick 2 points 2.2 yearsMar 10, 2023 18:31:11 ago (+2/-0)

So is the retarded part you working in food service?

[ - ] Metanoid 4 points 2.2 yearsMar 10, 2023 15:46:43 ago (+4/-0)

ROF fucking L

[ + ] PeckerwoodPerry

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 10 points 2.2 yearsMar 10, 2023 15:54:46 ago (+10/-0)

There's more, this all prompted one of my post wall female coworkers to say "see, that's why I don't trust Asians". That's when we found out that the twenty one year old new hire, that's a little smoke show btw, is half Japanese. I'm just laughing, but you could cut the awkwardness with a knife. I got a bunch of these kinds of industry stories. Maybe I should share them like @con77 shares his coast guard stories.

[ + ] con77

[ - ] con77 1 point 2.2 yearsMar 10, 2023 17:21:55 ago (+1/-0)

I was in the bar and restaurant business for 15 years too

[ + ] Metanoid

[ - ] Metanoid 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 11, 2023 10:44:42 ago (+0/-0)

Do it man!

[ - ] Hoobeejoo 4 points 2.2 yearsMar 10, 2023 15:55:39 ago (+4/-0)

I love these Encounters With Cultural Enrichment stories that pop on here from time to time.

[ + ] PeckerwoodPerry

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 16 points 2.2 yearsMar 10, 2023 16:01:47 ago (+16/-0)

Wanna hear something really funny? Our menu is written in cursive, and it's blatantly fucking obvious when niggers can't decipher it. It's literally a sandwich shop/bar and they'll stare at the menu for a few minutes before asking if we make sandwiches.

[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena 6 points 2.2 yearsMar 10, 2023 17:43:01 ago (+6/-0)

Oh my god I love cursive now.

[ + ] Ragnar

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 10, 2023 23:32:53 ago (+0/-0)

You are a bit late to the party

[ + ] Monica

[ - ] Monica 4 points 2.2 yearsMar 10, 2023 16:12:55 ago (+4/-0)

Would it be illegal to make people take a reading test of some kind before entering the store? Have it all in cursive and randomize the questions so they can't cheat. No phones, headphones, earbuds, etc... allowed.

[ + ] Irelandlost

[ - ] Irelandlost 3 points 2.2 yearsMar 10, 2023 16:34:45 ago (+3/-0)

That sounds like bullshit to me tbh. Be honest now, they ask if you make fried chicken, don’t they?

[ + ] PeckerwoodPerry

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 10, 2023 22:01:18 ago (+0/-0)

Cheese steaks more often than not. We don't serve those either.

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 2.2 yearsMar 10, 2023 16:15:18 ago (+2/-0)

I expect the default answer to such a dumb question must be: "no".

[ + ] bobdole9

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 2.2 yearsMar 10, 2023 16:23:23 ago (+3/-1)

Another version of the menu should be in print, just in Spanish.

[ + ] Peleg

[ - ] Peleg 3 points 2.2 yearsMar 10, 2023 18:33:26 ago (+3/-0)

No! Not Spanish.
GERMAN!

[ + ] Laputois

[ - ] Laputois 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 10, 2023 22:59:15 ago (+0/-0)

Whose your daddy? Eber!

[ + ] con77

[ - ] con77 1 point 2.2 yearsMar 10, 2023 17:23:17 ago (+1/-0)

Fucking morons

[ + ] Hoobeejoo

[ - ] Hoobeejoo 1 point 2.2 yearsMar 11, 2023 03:33:08 ago (+1/-0)

Hahahahahaha. That is both tiresome and oddly beautiful at the same time.

Cursive is like a foreign language to them.

[ - ] Sherb 4 points 2.2 yearsMar 10, 2023 16:21:19 ago (+4/-0)

Hey man, throwing stuff on the floor is a sign of respect for them. It mean he likes you. Faggot.

[ - ] Centaurus 4 points 2.2 yearsMar 10, 2023 18:55:45 ago (+4/-0)

There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man's fears and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination. It is an area we call the Niggerfaggot Zone.

[ - ] beece 6 points 2.2 yearsMar 10, 2023 15:53:07 ago (+6/-0)

Did he leave a tip?

[ + ] PeckerwoodPerry

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 4 points 2.2 yearsMar 10, 2023 15:55:36 ago (+4/-0)

I don't know, that's outside my wheelhouse. I don't even care, the story is worth the experience.

[ + ] con77

[ - ] con77 2 points 2.2 yearsMar 10, 2023 17:20:14 ago (+2/-0)

That made me laugh!

[ - ] dulcima 6 points 2.2 yearsMar 10, 2023 16:21:44 ago (+6/-0)

Sorry, but I am laughing and laughing.

Asians can be very strange.

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 4 points 2.2 yearsMar 10, 2023 16:30:53 ago (+4/-0)

And weirdly obnoxious.

[ - ] lord_nougat 11 points 2.2 yearsMar 10, 2023 15:50:27 ago (+11/-0)

Selected MAXIMUM RETARD!

[ + ] PeckerwoodPerry

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 7 points 2.2 yearsMar 10, 2023 16:12:13 ago (+7/-0)

Yeah, bud. That fucker was turned all the way up yesterday.

[ + ] bobdole9

[ - ] bobdole9 4 points 2.2 yearsMar 10, 2023 16:20:52 ago (+4/-0)

Wow...never knew it went to 20.

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 6 points 2.2 yearsMar 10, 2023 16:29:59 ago (+6/-0)

Godfuckingdammit, mine only goes to eleven!

[ + ] con77

[ - ] con77 2 points 2.2 yearsMar 10, 2023 17:19:26 ago (+2/-0)

Amateur

[ + ] con77

[ - ] con77 2 points 2.2 yearsMar 10, 2023 17:18:46 ago (+2/-0)

Mine goes to 21!

[ + ] Peleg

[ - ] Peleg 2 points 2.2 yearsMar 10, 2023 18:37:08 ago (+2/-0)

That needs to be plugged in to itself.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 23 points 2.2 yearsMar 10, 2023 15:31:51 ago (+23/-0)

Clownworld is getting to the chinky types. Look at all the gooks that have gone postal lately.

[ + ] PeckerwoodPerry

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 13 points 2.2 yearsMar 10, 2023 15:35:42 ago (+13/-0)

It's fucking wild out there.

[ + ] Ex_hack

[ - ] Ex_hack 9 points 2.2 yearsMar 10, 2023 15:39:19 ago (+9/-0)

The gooks aren't exactly the most stable people to begin with.

[ + ] TheNoticing

[ - ] TheNoticing 2 points 2.2 yearsMar 10, 2023 23:07:52 ago (+2/-0)

I see some of them leave their homes with their diapers already on their face. They're also the worst when it comes to suffocating their children with diapers on their faces.

[ + ] Deleted

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.2 yearsMar 10, 2023 19:26:38 ago (+2/-1)

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[ + ] BulletStopper

[ - ] BulletStopper 1 point 2.2 yearsMar 11, 2023 06:53:11 ago (+1/-0)

TFW, the voices in your head are all shouting at you in chinese...

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New level of retardation. submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to whatever 2.2 yearsMar 10, 2023 15:28:03 ago (+39/-3) (whatever)

New level of retardation.
submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to whatever 2.2 yearsMar 10, 2023 15:28:03 ago (+39/-3) (whatever)