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Why the fuck would you put forward/back browser buttons on a god damn mouse?

submitted by prototype to random 2.2 yearsMar 10, 2023 02:58:33 ago (+5/-0)     (random)

Fucking "engineers:" buttchugging retard nutbutter, designing wireless mice.

This is the THIRD MOTHERFUCKING POST I'VE LOST to your god damn bullshit.

One day, if i'm ever a dictator, whoever decided this was a good idea, I'm gonna have rounded up and fucking outright tortured.

"I'm being helpful and clever!" said an engineer. When they really meant to say "hehe. I'm in danger!" ralph wigggum meme intensifies.


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[ - ] IfuckedYerMum 6 points 2.2 yearsMar 10, 2023 04:32:22 ago (+6/-0)

You can change the functions of those buttons. Anyway, forward/back browser button on a god damn mouse master race here. Fantastic idea.

[ - ] Jinglebanger 1 point 2.2 yearsMar 10, 2023 05:48:23 ago (+1/-0)

See, OP? All you had to do was ask your daddy for help.

[ - ] TheYiddler 1 point 2.2 yearsMar 10, 2023 07:16:51 ago (+1/-0)

Do you ever use the forward button? I should remap them to tab control.

[ - ] IfuckedYerMum 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 10, 2023 23:26:14 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah, not nearly as much as back, but I do.

[ - ] oyveyo 2 points 2.2 yearsMar 10, 2023 06:58:42 ago (+2/-0)

1. download x-mouse button control
2. disable or change the buttons you don't like
3. ???
4. profit

[ - ] edmundo 2 points 2.2 yearsMar 10, 2023 08:15:08 ago (+2/-0)

Actually I quite like these buttons and use them a lot. If you don't like them you can use a mouse which don't have them, or change the function of these buttons.

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 2.2 yearsMar 10, 2023 08:24:54 ago (+1/-0)

Does your mouse come with software? Usually those are programmable...

Or get better at using your meat claws.

[ - ] ElementalPee 2 points 2.2 yearsMar 10, 2023 10:55:00 ago (+2/-0)

Do you accidentally think it is more efficient to drag the cursor to a specific location and then click a mouse button?

[ - ] Nosferatjew 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 10, 2023 17:37:30 ago (+0/-0)

It's incredibly useful. My mouse has left/right clicks on the scroll wheel that I have mapped as back/forward buttons.