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In 2019 I started to notice a pressure in the lower left side of my abdomen. On one of my routine doctor visits, I mentioned it, and the doctor was puzzled saying "The only thing there is your intestines. Do you sit down a lot? Why don't you try standing up more?" Problem was I had a standing desk and usually spent over half the day standing.

The "pressure" got worse. And on another doctor visit in 2020, the doctor still had no ideas or recommendations for me. Nothing. Left me really puzzled.

In 2022, the pressure occasionally turned to sharp pain and I noticed it seemed to correspond to when I ate sugar or shitty food (which wasn't often, but hey we all have our moments).

Earlier this year I was surfing around on Amazon for a candida cleanse (that's a big deal, check it out) and up popped a product for "intestinal cleanse". On a whim I bought it.

Got this little 2oz bottle and it told me to take 1/4 teaspoon 3 times a day. Ooph. That caused me a lot of nausea, so I knocked it back a bit to a little less only twice a day.

And things started changing.

First, the farts. Oh wow the farts. Every morning it's been like I'm a battleship coming in to port. Even the cats leave the room. Next, the "output" changed substantially. I won't get in to gory details, but something was definitely going on. Finally, I noticed the pressure in my lower left abdomen has reduced significantly.

Ran out of the intestinal cleanse, and now I feel the pressure building up again. Very odd. So I've ordered a different product, one which is supposed to specifically handle parasites in the intestines (as opposed to just "cleaning things out").

I've traced things back to 2019 when I was eating a lot of salads from a place called Mixt near where I worked. Loved those salads, but I think something got in to me.

Anyone can weigh in on this?

Are you suggesting that every other mammal on earth has parasites except humans?

I don't understand, because clearly humans could possibly get parasites, and why wouldn't it be a decent idea for us to be proactive?

I already know all of that crap....the necrotizing parasite of priority problem is the jew and somehow we're going to have to detox our systems and cleanse our blood....and our bank accounts.

hey that's cute they're talking about voat in comments

Did you know there are teeny tiny arachnids that live in the cracks of your eyelashes?