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Narcissist here. Ask me nothing you dumb fuck

submitted by Deplorablepoetry to whatever 1.2 yearsMar 7, 2023 08:02:18 ago (+3/-3)     (whatever)

Couple of decades ago I was arrested for something…,can’t remember what. Standing, having my mugshot taken, in front of me are two pretty female police officers.

“Turn to your left, turn to your right, any new tattoos?”. Standard procedure….,except this time, after doing the silly picture dance, I’m standing there waiting….., waiting…after about a half minute of staring at each other, I asked “are we done yet?”. They both snapped into attention no longer mesmerized by my striking good looks. Off to jail, no worries as when I step inside dude says, You look like you’ve been here before”! People are strange.

Fast forward to about three years ago and I’m punishing scum on a nigger loving faggot web sight called Voat.co, and this one retard replies to one my comments with “you know, if you weren’t so condescending something something.

How the fuck can someone way better looking, smarter, and by far more talented in every possible measure not be condescending?

Obviously this question is rhetorical. No possibility anyone reading this has the mental capacity to disagree.

Fight me.


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[ - ] HeyJames 6 points 1.2 yearsMar 7, 2023 08:13:21 ago (+6/-0)

…,can’t remember what.

Yes you do. People who talk about being arrested and won't say what for usually only means one thing

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry [op] -4 points 1.2 yearsMar 7, 2023 08:20:45 ago (+0/-4)

Well you just proved how stupid you are, officer shitforbrains.

I have a big mouth and the mental capacity to back it up, idiot.

Threatening to kill people is why you need to be afraid for your life today pig boy.

Step outside, find out. Pig.

[ - ] HeyJames 4 points 1.2 yearsMar 7, 2023 08:22:18 ago (+5/-1)

I have a big mouth

I bet that's what they said in jail

[ - ] con77 2 points 1.2 yearsMar 7, 2023 08:45:48 ago (+2/-0)

They said "pretty mouth 👄" in jail

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry [op] 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 7, 2023 09:59:13 ago (+0/-0)

You are silly. That’s why I like you….., clown

Remember when clowns were cool?

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry [op] -3 points 1.2 yearsMar 7, 2023 08:30:00 ago (+0/-3)

You realize your family is the target, right officer?

Ask your mom to step the fuck outside, see if she doesn’t end up bleeding out from her filthy fucking pig hole, officer.

Also, if you had any balls you would kill yourself today, coward, commie, queer sack of fucking puke.

I fucking dare you to go outside….., real men are watching, waiting, planning.

You will not be buried in the ground.

You will be shot and unceremoniously pissed upon, pig

[ - ] HeyJames 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 7, 2023 09:33:28 ago (+0/-0)

One user already backed out of a sanctioned amateur fight with me, so I have my doubts you'll ever back up anything you say.

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry [op] -1 points 1.2 yearsMar 7, 2023 09:43:04 ago (+0/-1)

We hunt soft targets.

Step the fuck outside and find out.

[ - ] HeyJames 1 point 1.2 yearsMar 7, 2023 17:34:11 ago (+1/-0)

So your hunting your own belly. Got it

[ - ] Her0n 3 points 1.2 yearsMar 7, 2023 10:10:31 ago (+3/-0)

Narcissism runs rampant in jew genetic lines

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry [op] 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 7, 2023 10:13:59 ago (+0/-0)

Tell me you are fat ugly and stupid without telling me you are fat ugly and stupid

[ - ] Her0n 3 points 1.2 yearsMar 7, 2023 10:23:25 ago (+3/-0)

Must've hit a nerve

[ - ] AryanPrime 2 points 1.2 yearsMar 7, 2023 09:29:17 ago (+2/-0)

you sound like a kike larping about how special you think you are when in reality people just probably couldn't stand the stench of you?

"I have the mental capacity to back it up"
"I can't remember what i got arrested for"

LMFAO HAHAHAHAHA, kike larping faggot go kill yourself lmfao.

only kike faggots try to do what you just did, why do you inbred, inferior untermench constantly think you have the right to speak to anyone like that

you are the literal bottom of the genetic barrel of humanity...you are not "pretty" you are not desirable...you covet Aryan genetics while being an inbred arab/nigger mix...no wonder you are mentally ill...

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry [op] 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 7, 2023 09:57:28 ago (+0/-0)

Thanks for helping to locate target.

Your service is stupid, idiot.

Consider killing your self while you still have a bit of time.

Of course a coward, commie, parasitic pig pile of excrement would not have the balls, pussy pig.

Blood thirsty and too fucking stupid to get a real job your corpse, officer.

[ - ] La_Chalupacabra 2 points 1.2 yearsMar 7, 2023 09:28:04 ago (+2/-0)

You're telling me you passed on the chance to have a little 3-way booking nooky?
Geez, why even allow yourself to get apprehended in the first place?

[ - ] Her0n 3 points 1.2 yearsMar 7, 2023 10:25:24 ago (+3/-0)

He wanted a bunch of men to handcuff him in public.

Don't kink shame

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry [op] 1 point 1.2 yearsMar 7, 2023 10:06:03 ago (+1/-0)

I said they were pretty. Did not mention the stench of pig upon them.

Also, I’ve never been one wanting for multiple partners.

Had a girlfriend that suggested we attend an orgy…., suddenly single.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 1.2 yearsMar 7, 2023 08:38:25 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Deplorablepoetry [op] 1 point 1.2 yearsMar 7, 2023 09:01:17 ago (+1/-0)

Spread fear like they spread hatred.

Fertilize society with a blanket of distrust.

Sow the seeds, reap the rewards.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 7, 2023 09:19:20 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 7, 2023 10:06:56 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] yesiknow 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 7, 2023 18:39:40 ago (+0/-0)

Take the toilet brush out of your asshole. You know you want to go step in front of a speeding car.

[ - ] Love240 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 7, 2023 17:57:51 ago (+0/-0)

Man, these kikes are really burning their bridges as of late.

[ - ] con77 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 7, 2023 08:44:32 ago (+0/-0)

Was it me that called you condescending?

I left out arrogant and delusional.

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry [op] 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 7, 2023 09:03:55 ago (+0/-0)

Don’t pretend that you know what the word condescending means…., con77. LMFAO!

[ - ] AryanPrime 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 7, 2023 09:30:50 ago (+0/-0)

don't pretend like you aren't a kike vetching about being noticed and called out for your kikeness

cry out in pain and try to strike us some more inbred filth

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry [op] 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 7, 2023 09:48:45 ago (+0/-0)

My grandfather served in the third reich. His family (my mother) were interned in a Russian concentration camp. My uncle was starved to the point that he shat out his own bowels…., had to be pushed back in.

Call me anything but a kike…., that fucking really hurts.