"That will be $35 sir" - Upgoat

"That will be $35 sir"
submitted by NukeAmerica to whatever 2.3 yearsMar 4, 2023 21:32:30 ago (+11/-1) (files.catbox.moe)
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[ - ] Doglegwarrior 0 points 2.3 yearsMar 5, 2023 13:07:38 ago (+0/-0)

Fatty knows the proper way to get butter on all the popcorn I have to admit he has buttering skills

[ - ] Ayylmao 0 points 2.3 yearsMar 5, 2023 19:26:58 ago (+0/-0)

Buttered popcorn is fucking disgusting.

[ - ] Kozel 1 point 2.3 yearsMar 4, 2023 23:07:32 ago (+1/-0)

Orville Redenbacher's Gourmet Popcorn Kernels, Original Yellow, 8 Lb
$12.62

Stove top pocorn maker: I bought one for $15 at macy's

5lb salted butter (ingredient: milk, salt): I bought for $6 on sale

Tumeric, nutritional yeast, garlic powder, onion powder, MSG, paprika, you should already have..

[ - ] dassar 1 point 2.3 yearsMar 5, 2023 01:38:12 ago (+1/-0)

Dude's been hitting his own supply ...

[ + ] bonghits4jeebus

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 2.3 yearsMar 5, 2023 03:35:48 ago (+0/-0)

You know all you can eat popcorn is part of that guy's "bonus"

[ - ] oursenilepresident 2 points 2.3 yearsMar 4, 2023 21:41:29 ago (+2/-0)*

No joke :

$14.95 per PAPER SMALL BAG (they call it large)
$8.95 per DRINK!!!!

seriously.

drinks get free same day refills, popcorn gets free one time refill same day.

[ + ] Centaurus

[ - ] Centaurus 4 points 2.3 yearsMar 4, 2023 21:58:53 ago (+4/-0)

He thinks he has some skills. Next up: The ticket girl spins the tickets on her finger like a basketball 🏀

[ + ] bonghits4jeebus

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 6 points 2.3 yearsMar 4, 2023 22:16:37 ago (+6/-0)

Used to be in America we respected people who did shitty jobs well.

[ + ] Centaurus

[ - ] Centaurus 3 points 2.3 yearsMar 4, 2023 22:24:30 ago (+3/-0)

There is more butter than popcorn in that tub.

[ + ] IfuckedYerMum

[ - ] IfuckedYerMum 4 points 2.3 yearsMar 4, 2023 23:51:18 ago (+4/-0)

Just the way I like it.

[ + ] Special_Prosecutor

[ - ] Special_Prosecutor 4 points 2.3 yearsMar 5, 2023 00:44:54 ago (+4/-0)

"Butter" lol

[ + ] bonghits4jeebus

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 2 points 2.3 yearsMar 5, 2023 03:34:14 ago (+2/-0)

If you're gonna eat at the movie theater, you gotta put aside some prejudice about food, lemme tell ya. Like your standards just dropped to "hope it's not contaminated"

[ + ] bonghits4jeebus

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 2.3 yearsMar 5, 2023 03:33:41 ago (+0/-0)

Like I said, doin the job well.

[ + ] PeckerwoodPerry

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 4 points 2.3 yearsMar 5, 2023 00:23:44 ago (+4/-0)

I use to do flair bartending. Ya know, flipping bottles and putting on a show. I was pretty good at it back in the day. Once you get use to moving your hands like that it stays with you. I catch myself spinning glassware and juggling a pen between my fingers all the time. Muscle memory is a strange beast.

[ - ] coldsoak 2 points 2.3 yearsMar 4, 2023 22:12:23 ago (+2/-0)

Looks like Meatloaf.

[ + ] dassar

[ - ] dassar 2 points 2.3 yearsMar 5, 2023 01:39:20 ago (+2/-0)

Sounds like cindy lauper

[ - ] Cunty 2 points 2.3 yearsMar 5, 2023 03:35:09 ago (+2/-0)

Looks like he was physically tired after doing such hard work there.

[ - ] o0shad0o 3 points 2.3 yearsMar 4, 2023 23:59:27 ago (+3/-0)

A popcorn barista. It's an accurate description, there's enough butter on those you could likely drink them.

[ + ] Prairie

[ - ] Prairie 1 point 2.3 yearsMar 6, 2023 00:37:38 ago (+1/-0)

"butter"