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Dangus Sent Me A Present

submitted by GrayDragon to whatever 2.2 yearsMar 4, 2023 06:04:47 ago (+14/-3)     (whatever)

My gay lover Dangus sent me this. I want to share this lovers moment.

https://files.catbox.moe/1jiy1t.jpg

Dangus really did overnight this for $30 to send me a dildo. Not kidding.


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[ - ] SaneGoatiSwear 5 points 2.2 yearsMar 4, 2023 07:20:26 ago (+5/-0)

I bet it smells shitty

[ - ] Ozark 5 points 2.2 yearsMar 4, 2023 06:16:35 ago (+5/-0)

You should give @Master_Foo a deep massage with that, he is having trouble getting to sleep.

[ - ] con77 4 points 2.2 yearsMar 4, 2023 11:17:06 ago (+4/-0)

It used to be white 🤍

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 4 points 2.2 yearsMar 4, 2023 11:10:29 ago (+4/-0)

Aww, he even remembered your favorite color.

[ - ] GrayDragon [op] 4 points 2.2 yearsMar 4, 2023 06:08:49 ago (+4/-0)

I still love Dangus.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 4, 2023 10:47:40 ago (+1/-1)

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[ - ] big_fat_dangus 2 points 2.2 yearsMar 4, 2023 11:05:01 ago (+2/-0)*

Go back to the reservation, injun. Mind your dirty heathen mouth when White men are speaking.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 4, 2023 11:55:28 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] big_fat_dangus 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 4, 2023 12:09:21 ago (+1/-1)*

kek you won't do shit, faggot. Sounds like you're due for another trip down the trail of tears injun 😏

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.2 yearsMar 4, 2023 13:27:30 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] big_fat_dangus 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 4, 2023 13:30:34 ago (+1/-1)

What I'm telling you is, I don't buy your weak ass attempt at a flex, bitch. Go run your mouth at the injun soup line, chief bullshit.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 4, 2023 13:39:08 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] big_fat_dangus -1 points 2.2 yearsMar 4, 2023 13:48:56 ago (+0/-1)

Learn basic grammar, retard.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 4, 2023 15:46:05 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] GrayDragon [op] 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 4, 2023 12:14:44 ago (+0/-0)

I am the Queen of the Retards.

E: Dangus came up with this quote.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 3 points 2.2 yearsMar 4, 2023 07:26:48 ago (+3/-0)

Very fitting. In more ways than one.

[ - ] Trumpman1488 2 points 2.2 yearsMar 4, 2023 07:10:40 ago (+3/-1)

LMAO YOU FAGGOT!!! I ALWAYS KNEW YOU WERE!!!!

[ - ] Master_Foo 1 point 2.2 yearsMar 4, 2023 18:15:10 ago (+1/-0)

You should wash that before you use it. @big_fat_dangus probably put a few miles on it before he sent it to you.

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 2.2 yearsMar 4, 2023 10:37:49 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] NukeAmerica 1 point 2.2 yearsMar 4, 2023 07:05:20 ago (+1/-0)

Are you the top or bottom in your fag relationship?

[ - ] Peleg 1 point 2.2 yearsMar 4, 2023 13:48:08 ago (+1/-0)

It doesn't matter if he is pitching or catching, he's still playing the game!

[ - ] GrayDragon [op] 1 point 2.2 yearsMar 4, 2023 06:09:34 ago (+2/-1)

@postwallhelena

[ - ] HeyJames 2 points 2.2 yearsMar 4, 2023 09:01:37 ago (+2/-0)

Re-gift it to her she'll use it

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 4, 2023 08:56:07 ago (+1/-1)

Graydrag had a sexual emergency.

[ - ] TheBigMan 2 points 2.2 yearsMar 4, 2023 14:37:28 ago (+2/-0)

It's nice you tried to help them out with that, faggot.