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average chinese restaurant

submitted by mikenigger to China 1.2 yearsMar 1, 2023 17:17:43 ago (+23/-3)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/yyucmm.mp4



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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 6 points 1.2 yearsMar 1, 2023 18:04:31 ago (+6/-0)

Me Chinese, me play joke, me serve cat and call it pork.

[ - ] Centaurus 2 points 1.2 yearsMar 1, 2023 19:32:19 ago (+2/-0)

That shit isn't fresh. It came out of a can.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 1.2 yearsMar 1, 2023 20:54:46 ago (+1/-0)

Better than coming in an old can, right fellas?

[ - ] La_Chalupacabra 1 point 1.2 yearsMar 1, 2023 18:12:12 ago (+1/-0)

Do you mean to tell me duck sauce isn't made with actual ducks?

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 1.2 yearsMar 1, 2023 20:53:45 ago (+1/-0)

It's not made from ducks, bro

[ - ] La_Chalupacabra 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 2, 2023 07:08:18 ago (+0/-0)

So, like pigeons or something?
I knew it tasted a little off... those slinky chinks have been shortchanging me this whole time!

[ - ] Scyber 5 points 1.2 yearsMar 1, 2023 19:11:23 ago (+5/-0)

Gookslop

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 1, 2023 23:04:42 ago (+0/-0)

I'm gonna use that. Sheeeit

[ - ] Darwintroll 5 points 1.2 yearsMar 1, 2023 17:59:59 ago (+5/-0)

Hoo Lee Fuk!!!

[ - ] Monica 4 points 1.2 yearsMar 1, 2023 22:15:52 ago (+4/-0)

We Too Low... on oil.

[ - ] mikenigger [op] 1 point 1.2 yearsMar 2, 2023 01:16:38 ago (+1/-0)

I spilled the bin juice and boss is mad

Bang Ding Ow

[ - ] Spaceman84 1 point 1.2 yearsMar 1, 2023 17:40:21 ago (+1/-0)

Goes great with blowtorched cats and dogs

[ - ] herbert_west 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 2, 2023 04:48:20 ago (+0/-0)

Eating outside is a waste of time and money... and you never know what the nigger in the kitchen did to your food.

[ - ] Sector7 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 1, 2023 20:46:09 ago (+0/-0)

A Chinese restaurant near me got into a bit of trouble for secretly importing 2000 machine guns from the PLA.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 1.2 yearsMar 2, 2023 00:15:16 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] UncleDoug 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 1, 2023 20:09:42 ago (+0/-0)

Wow, actual bin juice.

[ - ] uvulectomy 1 point 1.2 yearsMar 2, 2023 01:53:14 ago (+1/-0)

They were collecting it before the fucking ibises took it all. Fucking bin chickens.

[ - ] 3starAgent -2 points 1.2 yearsMar 2, 2023 08:11:34 ago (+0/-2)

you white people love eating stuff worse in fast food

better get yourself a burger white man eat that poisoned animal flesh show us you are the best race