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[ - ] AntiPostmodernist 1 point 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2023 01:46:21 ago (+1/-0)

Be afraid of the outdoors. Be afraid of going outside the city limits. Stay indoors. Stay in the city.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2023 01:50:15 ago (+0/-0)

F..k man, my sentiments exactly. I'm afraid of wild dogs. Going for a walk or a bike ride in the bush and suddenly being surrounded by a couple of hungry pitbulls. And in Aus I'm not even allowed to carry pepper spray ffs.

[ - ] Her0n 1 point 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2023 04:02:43 ago (+1/-0)

What about a flame thrower?

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2023 04:15:43 ago (+0/-0)

Phwoar!

[ - ] boekanier 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2023 04:36:15 ago (+0/-0)

that is a problem, neri. I too love cycling. Unfortunately the weather in winter is not often suitable for that. I have often had dogs running after me, furiously as if they wanted to tear me apart (they were not pitbulls). Then I quietly get off, turn my bike across to them, pretend to pick up a stone from the ground and, as if by magic, those stupid beasts turn around, back whence they came and, howling! (pure animal psychology trick)

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2023 04:40:44 ago (+0/-0)

Yes I've heard about that look you can get in your eyes. It's been described as verging on the...demonic! Still, if it keeps savage dogs and Jehovah's Witnesses at bay...

[ - ] prototype 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2023 05:02:11 ago (+0/-0)

Be afraid of the outdoors. Be afraid of going outside the city limits. Stay indoors. Stay in the city.

same reason for all the teeeeveee shows about big foot and people disappearing in the woods.

[ - ] Lost_In_The_Thinking 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2023 14:17:54 ago (+0/-0)

More fear porn. They want people to be afraid of anything that isn't familiar. I grew up in the Mojave desert. There's nothing about it that can terrify me. In fact, I'm the opposite: I really don't like large cities very much because they make me uncomfortable.

[ - ] texasblood 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2023 05:36:16 ago (+0/-0)

Satan is real, his kids flock to his bidding

[ - ] boekanier 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 1, 2023 04:31:08 ago (+0/-0)

yes, they like it!