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Donny! Noooooo!

submitted by UncleDoug to funny 1.2 yearsFeb 28, 2023 19:35:12 ago (+49/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/lkkrnu.mp4



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[ - ] Aze 18 points 1.2 yearsFeb 28, 2023 19:57:49 ago (+18/-0)

Ah the way those little girls sounded the ancient alarm of the human female, known as the ear shattering screech. It warms my cold dead heart.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 6 points 1.2 yearsFeb 28, 2023 21:03:43 ago (+6/-0)

I hate it.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 11 points 1.2 yearsFeb 28, 2023 21:08:36 ago (+11/-0)

It was evolved specifically to make you hate it.

[ - ] paul_neri 4 points 1.2 yearsFeb 28, 2023 21:35:16 ago (+4/-0)

a little screamer lives in my apartment complex "god bless her" said through clenched teeth.

[ - ] prototype 1 point 1.2 yearsMar 1, 2023 04:39:44 ago (+1/-0)

I hate it.

Someone that gets me!

[ - ] Monica 12 points 1.2 yearsFeb 28, 2023 19:39:03 ago (+12/-0)

You ever see the one where this family cares for a little rabbit for a week or so then releases it with the kids and a bird maybe an owl, hawk or something swoops down and grabs the rabbit and flies away. Thanks for lunch bitch!

[ - ] Prairie 2 points 1.2 yearsMar 1, 2023 04:58:20 ago (+2/-0)

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 28, 2023 23:52:40 ago (+0/-0)

That’s exactly what I thought was going to happen here. A hawk.

[ - ] texasblood 5 points 1.2 yearsFeb 28, 2023 20:31:40 ago (+5/-0)

Swooped

[ - ] La_Chalupacabra 4 points 1.2 yearsFeb 28, 2023 20:50:35 ago (+4/-0)

[ - ] xmasskull 4 points 1.2 yearsFeb 28, 2023 22:56:22 ago (+4/-0)

Good,good dog,good boy.

[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 3 points 1.2 yearsMar 1, 2023 01:25:24 ago (+3/-0)

LOL.

All of those people there, and not one of them thought about typical dog behavior?

This is what happens when people treat animals like family members instead of animals. They expect them to act like people at all times and forget about all of the basic animal behaviors.

[ - ] UncleDoug [op] 1 point 1.2 yearsMar 1, 2023 01:35:20 ago (+1/-0)

It's a Jack Russell too, they are murder machines.

I am surprised the dog didn't throw itself down the hole to tear up the guinea pig earlier.

[ - ] Laputois 1 point 1.2 yearsMar 1, 2023 10:54:16 ago (+1/-0)

I had a fox terrier when I was young. Living on a farm with a corn crib. Lots of rats. the dog was bit by a rat when he was a pup, he hated rats. It would have come natural to him, but this dog had an intense hatred of rats. I would ask him if he wanted to go rat hunting and he would whine and spin in circles. I would lift up pieces of tin or wood exposing the nest. He had developed a technique that allowed him to kill more. Instead of concentrating on one rat and throwing it into the air, or shaking it. He would scoop up one rat and chew on it while persuing another. When he got close to the second rat he would spit out the first one. That dog was amazingly agile and fast. Once he had maimed all the rats in the nest he would go back and finish them off at his liesure. I have hunted Moose, deer, rabbit and grouse. My rat hunting adventures as a boy with that dog remain with me as the best hunting I ever did.

[ - ] SkullFuckerSupreme 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 28, 2023 19:41:32 ago (+2/-0)

[ - ] ToNigIsToNog 1 point 1.2 yearsMar 1, 2023 09:32:58 ago (+1/-0)

thank you I laughed audibly.

[ - ] Greasy 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 1, 2023 10:37:39 ago (+0/-0)

Donny's as much as a cold-hearted fuck as Bentley.

[ - ] voatersaredumbasses -2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 28, 2023 20:28:54 ago (+0/-2)

Shows what kind of person you are.

[ - ] UncleDoug [op] 9 points 1.2 yearsFeb 28, 2023 20:41:47 ago (+9/-0)

Yeah a straight man and a dog lover. Get BTFO harder you soyboi.

[ - ] voatersaredumbasses -3 points 1.2 yearsFeb 28, 2023 21:08:01 ago (+0/-3)*

Who takes joy in the pain of children. Be as allegedly straight as you want. Doesn't change the fact that you're a shitty person. Neither will calling me names for pointing it out.

[ - ] dalai_llama 3 points 1.2 yearsFeb 28, 2023 21:37:08 ago (+4/-1)

lol, facing reality is "the pain of children."

Hahahahah, are you going to next claim you have never eaten meat in your life? You're one of those fags that believes wringing the fowl's neck is only something for the servants to do. You have pointed out nothing but how much of an ignorant, spoiled brat you are. Completely isolated from reality, coddled in your bubble of luxury. My god man, your comments here have been the most telling of any person's comments on this site for the past two years. Never has anyone on this site exposed their complete ignorance of reality so starkly and blatantly as you have just now done.

[ - ] UncleDoug [op] 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 28, 2023 23:11:00 ago (+2/-0)

The dog munched a type of rat ffs. Be less gay in future posts.

[ - ] 3Whuurs 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 1, 2023 01:54:57 ago (+0/-0)

So you agree fags and drag queens should be culled?