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Manlets on PERMANENT suicide watch

submitted by big_fat_dangus to manlets 1.2 yearsFeb 28, 2023 18:06:06 ago (+18/-3)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] Questionable_2 4 points 1.2 yearsFeb 28, 2023 18:19:32 ago (+5/-1)

The majority of these bitches don't care about height I'm 5'7" and never had a problem getting laid till we had kids.

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 28, 2023 18:26:59 ago (+2/-1)

That's exactly when dumb ass bitches want to strike.

Dumbasses think because you have a wife at home "sitting pretty" they can get the same gig.

Idiots.

[ - ] SumerBreeze 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 28, 2023 20:46:10 ago (+0/-0)

You will always be a nigger.

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 28, 2023 20:47:15 ago (+1/-0)

I don't care. Im the one sitting pretty.

[ - ] FuckShitJesus 4 points 1.2 yearsFeb 28, 2023 18:14:01 ago (+4/-0)

In other news, just lie and say you're six foot two, wear some boots. Game the system, I guess.

[ - ] UncleDoug 3 points 1.2 yearsFeb 28, 2023 18:20:30 ago (+3/-0)

When a healthy 6'0" is not even cutting it anymore, its time to admit the online dating system is broken.

[ - ] La_Chalupacabra 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 28, 2023 19:05:17 ago (+1/-0)

Just like marketing agencies bombard women with imagery of perfect female models to peddle their product: it creates an unrealistic body image that only leads to disappointment.
I would say it's on purpose because it leads to greater and greater consumption of said product in pursuit of plugging a hole that can never be filled (in the case of dating apps: literally.)

[ - ] DonaldJTrump 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 28, 2023 20:18:49 ago (+1/-0)

Online dating itself is retarded. Go out and meet people and not to a club or a bar. Go meet quality people who share your interests.

[ - ] ghetto_shitlord 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 28, 2023 18:23:33 ago (+0/-0)

Skill issue.

[ - ] PhantomXLII -1 points 1.2 yearsFeb 28, 2023 20:33:09 ago (+0/-1)

Or just... Don't lie.

Idk. I don't see the need to lie about my height. With shoes, 6' or so. Without, 5'11 and 99/100's of an inch.

[ - ] EAT_MY_ASS_FUCKFACE 3 points 1.2 yearsFeb 28, 2023 19:02:55 ago (+3/-0)

Women don't understand inches.

[ - ] TomMacdonald 2 points 1.2 yearsMar 2, 2023 16:48:48 ago (+2/-0)

they fucking know...

[ - ] EAT_MY_ASS_FUCKFACE 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 2, 2023 20:44:03 ago (+0/-0)

No, they literally don't. Hold up a tape with a random measurement to any (average) woman & just see what they guess.

Edit: don't show them the numbers, obviously; have them guess from the back.

[ - ] yesiknow 3 points 1.2 yearsFeb 28, 2023 19:00:14 ago (+3/-0)

Oh Come On!! IF 35% really said they were looking for someone seven feet tall, it's because they didn't know how tall that is. And yet you see all these married couples of every kind all around you every day

[ - ] SecretHitler 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 28, 2023 19:43:28 ago (+2/-0)

35% included 7' in the filter. That 35% could have easily said "Anywhere from 6' to 7' is fine"

And it looks like that's close to what happened, probably because those are both round numbers.

Also way more than 6% of guys are over 6' so the caption on this is stupid.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 28, 2023 20:11:26 ago (+1/-0)

Also way more than 6% of guys are over 6' so the caption on this is stupid.

Depends on area. Average height of American males is 5'8".

[ - ] SecretHitler 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 28, 2023 20:44:55 ago (+2/-0)

14.5 percent of men in the U.S. are over 6 feet tall

I'm surprised, I thought that would be higher. But maybe that's because I don't see colored people.

Also interesting at 6'2 I'm taller than 94% of men on the planet. Just another area Whites excel in I guess.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 28, 2023 20:53:02 ago (+1/-0)

Hidden racial stats can be funny and interesting at times. Being average for a White male could put you in the top 90%+ in the world for... Whatever really.

This is particularly telling in intelligence stats, though getting ones that haven't been intentionally messed up or fucked with is difficult.

[ - ] PhantomXLII 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 28, 2023 20:39:15 ago (+1/-0)

Factor out the 30-40% or so of the population we call "dirty fucking spics which are the real reason America is becoming shitskin central" and I'll bet that number goes up.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 28, 2023 20:50:32 ago (+1/-0)

Probably, though they don't count them in a lot of things, like population stats, so they may or may not be in height stats already. Who fuckin' knows anymore.

[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 28, 2023 19:17:38 ago (+2/-0)

I'd be willing to bet a small amount that most of these women can't judge height accurately.

[ - ] La_Chalupacabra 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 28, 2023 19:07:17 ago (+1/-0)

Out of sheer morbid curiosity, I'm wondering what's going on with that 4'11"-to-5'5" subset...

[ - ] totes_magotes 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 28, 2023 21:19:32 ago (+0/-0)

And yet they have the nerve to look you in the eyes and tell you that it's okay to be literally everything they don't want. And the only correct answer is this, verbatim: "Bitch, I don't need your approval to be what I am or what anyone wants so stop your fucking lying."

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 28, 2023 21:19:21 ago (+0/-0)*

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[ - ] SecretHitler 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 28, 2023 20:47:54 ago (+0/-0)

Everyone also lies on the app so women probably set stricter filters to make up for it.

I'm way less forgiving on the apps for that same reason.

[ - ] PhantomXLII 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 28, 2023 20:31:56 ago (+0/-0)

Man... I'm a fucking razor's edge away from being 6'. I mean razor's fucking edge.

Guess that's why I haven't had any luck. Good luck, tall fuckers. Remember us manlets when you're on your honeymoon. We're rootin' for ya.

[ - ] TomMacdonald 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 28, 2023 19:11:38 ago (+0/-0)

im between 6'3 and 4. idk if thats why bitches dig me.

[ - ] Scyber 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 1, 2023 02:10:05 ago (+0/-0)

Are you the rapper Tom MacDonald?

[ - ] TomMacdonald 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 2, 2023 16:47:26 ago (+0/-0)

nah . my creativity goes out the window when i need a name. its what was playing at the time. i mightve been aaron lewis at any otyher given time

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 28, 2023 19:06:33 ago (+0/-0)

Manlets should just hit the gym and take a shower and get a haircut

[ - ] ghetto_shitlord 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 28, 2023 18:25:07 ago (+0/-0)

Us older dudes are taking them all. 2 under 25 on the boat currently.

[ - ] Gowithit 4 points 1.2 yearsFeb 28, 2023 18:27:17 ago (+4/-0)

Lesbians don't count.

[ - ] ghetto_shitlord 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 28, 2023 18:30:50 ago (+0/-0)

The typical response. They're not lesbians. Wanna visit? They're adventurous, you may have a good time.

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 28, 2023 18:44:40 ago (+1/-0)

A boat in the Caribbean...

That's fucking hilarious

No thanks

[ - ] ghetto_shitlord 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 28, 2023 19:07:23 ago (+0/-0)

Unfortunate. Keep working to make someone else rich.

[ - ] TomMacdonald 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 2, 2023 16:52:24 ago (+0/-0)

employ me please. im competant and dont steal or drug out.

[ - ] dulcima 4 points 1.2 yearsFeb 28, 2023 18:33:41 ago (+4/-0)

Also voat - women are all slags riding the cock carousel.

[ - ] PhantomXLII 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 28, 2023 20:38:16 ago (+1/-0)

No, that's me. And I never said ALL. That's a statistical and realistic impossibility or at the very least improbability.

But it's to the point where once I've got my own place the only woman I'll ever love is the power cage.

[ - ] Peleg 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 28, 2023 20:09:07 ago (+2/-0)

Hookers don't count either!

[ - ] SecretHitler 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 28, 2023 19:49:29 ago (+1/-0)

Post a pic of them and hold up your pinky finger in the frame truthful playboy. Crop out faces if you're gonna use that as an excuse.

[ - ] Peleg 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 28, 2023 20:10:37 ago (+1/-0)

Exactly!
Tits or STFU

[ - ] ghetto_shitlord 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 28, 2023 22:18:38 ago (+0/-0)

Search YouTube, you can find me. Not self doxxing here.

[ - ] SecretHitler 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 1, 2023 13:59:25 ago (+0/-0)

I searched. The girls were ugly af

[ - ] PhantomXLII 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 28, 2023 20:29:49 ago (+1/-0)

"taking them all"

Keep all the sluts you want. You will assist in their arrest and entry into a labor camp or outright execution later.

And how big is the age gap, guy?

[ - ] ghetto_shitlord 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 28, 2023 22:17:11 ago (+1/-1)

I'm 44. What labor camp exists in the BVI's?

Why is an age gap a thing for you. If you were my age you wouldn't take on a 20 something? Are you gay?

[ - ] PhantomXLII 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 28, 2023 22:34:42 ago (+0/-0)

Why is an age gap a thing for you. If you were my age you wouldn't take on a 20 something? Are you gay?

No, it's just really strange. The way I see it, though I'm only 23, if I'm old enough to be your parent I shouldn't be dating you. That's it.

Even now, the thought of a girl "only" ten years younger than me is downright weird, though I'd imagine my perception would change if it's 30 and 20 later vs 23 and 13 today.

It's just very odd to think that I could, theoretically and many years from now of course, get with a girl who is 13 today.

That makes me cringe, honestly.

But whatever, enjoy your sluts. Just remember that you will assist any and all efforts to throw them in a labor camp or a mass grave, then we'll address your failure as a man to adhere to correct morals.

[ - ] ghetto_shitlord 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 28, 2023 22:56:56 ago (+1/-1)

What labor camp? Why would that exist? It's strange because you're young. They're your age. No one wants and chases after a 44 year old woman. You could always come down and enjoy sailing around and who knows, they're adventurous, you might get lucky. You could learn a skill, AND get laid. Why are you mentioning 13 year olds pedo? 10 years is different at 44 versus being a child at 17. Do you not understand that? My boat is adults only.

Pedo

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 28, 2023 23:24:12 ago (+1/-0)

13 today

Youre telling him he could learn a skill when you still need to learn how to read and math.

Check your inbox

[ - ] ghetto_shitlord 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 28, 2023 23:35:40 ago (+1/-1)

?

I'm retired and banging chicks you wish you could. Why do you ASSUME I can't read and do math? How do you think I got here?

Some advice as you are still a child:

Never ever marry.

We have the internet, learn some skill then work for yourself.

Buy the smallest place you can and be as self sufficient as you can. Solar and batteries.

Retire early and bang hot women.

Or you can change diapers.

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 1.2 yearsMar 1, 2023 00:39:29 ago (+1/-0)

I assumed ( i resisted the assmad, you should be proud of me) you couldnt do math because of the above pedo comment.

Personally I see nothing wrong with ten years difference and he really wont see the difference as he gets older but to each their own. But in no way shape or form was he saying anything pedo-ish

Buy the smallest place you can and be as self sufficient as you can. Solar and batteries.

Jesus christ, again,been there done that, hurricane in the carribean swept me out to the mainland. You are not new.

Change diapers or bang hot women? I choose diapers hands down. All day every day.

Oh and haha the dm . whew that was a close one I got a little worried there.

[ - ] PhantomXLII 1 point 1.2 yearsMar 1, 2023 00:49:03 ago (+1/-0)

Thank you for dealing with the stupid fuck. I was about to wish him a happy stay in Hell but saw you had already dealt with the fucking whoremonger bitch and figured it wasn't worth my time.

As for the age gap thing... I guess I'll just have to take your word for it. I kinda get what you mean, seeing as I have a 33yo cousin and we're really not all that much different, at times I feel as if I'm having to give advice to her about life stuff, which is funny, but... Idk.

Doesn't matter, really. I checked out of the relationshippy bullshit so whether a girl is 10 years my junior when I'm 30 or if a girl is a year younger than me today doesn't matter because it'll never be an issue.

But it's still fucking weird a 44 year old is with under 25 women. The whore-loving fucktard is old and stupid enough to be their father. Hell, there's a non-zero chance he could be one of those sluts' father.

Disgusting fucking degenerate... I'll be glad when we can drag those types out into the street and end them then and there.

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 1, 2023 01:09:44 ago (+0/-0)

No thanks needed, he's going to come back.

My dad is his type. My step mom is 45 .. my oldest sister is 46 hahaha believe me I think that large of an age gap is fucking gross. I've seen it first hand.







[ - ] ghetto_shitlord 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 1, 2023 00:54:23 ago (+0/-0)

You do you. I don't want to deal with shit from a crotch goblin. Kids living on cruising sail boats is child abuse.

[ - ] TomMacdonald 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 2, 2023 16:51:25 ago (+0/-0)

no, but yeah. i smashed a 20sum last week. i actually ran into her agin today and i fucked her off. i tolerate my life

[ - ] TomMacdonald 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 2, 2023 16:49:23 ago (+0/-0)