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A poem.

submitted by dontknowwhatiwant to funny 1.2 yearsFeb 27, 2023 23:35:07 ago (+2/-0)     (funny)

Xi: Joe, we need to talk.
Joe: Yes Master, continue.
Xi: we will be taking over Taiwan but
your military will over whelm us, can
you do something about that?
Joe: Yes Master, i will deplete
Americas economy and military, does
that meet with your approval?
Xi: yes, it does, and inform Hunter
a special envelope is heading his way.
Joe: goody goody goody (jumping for joy); take that Corn Pop!


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[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 28, 2023 01:05:35 ago (+1/-0)

Ukraine is using 10,000 shells a day!