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If Scott Adams wants to be on the winning team...

submitted by TheSimulacra to whatever 1.2 yearsFeb 27, 2023 11:31:36 ago (+6/-0)     (whatever)



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[ - ] Lordbananafist 4 points 1.2 yearsFeb 27, 2023 11:33:02 ago (+4/-0)

... he shouldn't have fucked up his circulatory system.

[ - ] FreeinTX 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 27, 2023 11:38:25 ago (+2/-0)

He should have a heart attack and on his dying breath, publicly blame the jab.

[ - ] Thyhorrorcosmic103 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 27, 2023 12:46:37 ago (+1/-0)

Only way he can redeem himself in my eyes.

[ - ] Thought_Criminal 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 27, 2023 15:06:23 ago (+1/-0)*

Then he needs to (continue) help shape and define the game.

...oh, and God does win.

[ - ] FuckShitJesus 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 27, 2023 12:02:40 ago (+1/-0)

I see what you did there.

The real answer is he would take out as many of the tribe as possible as he goes out.

If he gave an actual, legitimate shit.

[ - ] SkullFuckerSupreme 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 27, 2023 13:35:33 ago (+0/-0)

He did the coward version... Whispering in the ear of several thousand followers.

Scott Adams is not a soldier.

[ - ] FuckShitJesus 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 27, 2023 13:56:11 ago (+0/-0)

At the 11th hour, it's unwise to be picky enough to demand soldiers when any soon to expire fodder will do.

[ - ] SkullFuckerSupreme 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 27, 2023 13:59:56 ago (+1/-0)

South america is full of willing shitskin assassins.

The trick is to make them stoked on killing Jews...which simple facts tend to do... Hence the interesting phenomenon of Hispanic white supremacists.

This should be encouraged, and they should encourage the niggers.
Good cannon fodder there.

[ - ] FuckShitJesus 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 27, 2023 14:06:29 ago (+0/-0)

Going hungry will solve most of these, and more.

[ - ] bossman131 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 27, 2023 18:27:50 ago (+0/-0)

𝙎𝙞𝙣𝙘𝙚 𝙡𝙖𝙩𝙚 2004, 𝘼𝙙𝙖𝙢𝙨 𝙝𝙖𝙨 𝙨𝙪𝙛𝙛𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙙 𝙛𝙧𝙤𝙢 𝙛𝙤𝙘𝙖𝙡 𝙙𝙮𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙣𝙞𝙖, 𝙬𝙝𝙞𝙘𝙝 𝙝𝙖𝙨 𝙖𝙛𝙛𝙚𝙘𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙖𝙗𝙞𝙡𝙞𝙩𝙮 𝙩𝙤 𝙛𝙪𝙣𝙘𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙡𝙚𝙣𝙜𝙩𝙝𝙮 𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙤𝙙𝙨

Adams trained as a hypnotist. He credits affirmations for many of his achievements, including scoring in the ninety-fourth percentile on a difficult qualification exam for business school, and creating Dilbert's success. He states that the affirmations give him focus. He has described a method which he has used that he says gave him success: he pictured in his mind what he wanted, and wrote it down 15 times a day on a piece of paper.

𝙎𝙞𝙣𝙘𝙚 𝙡𝙖𝙩𝙚 2004, 𝘼𝙙𝙖𝙢𝙨 𝙝𝙖𝙨 𝙨𝙪𝙛𝙛𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙙 𝙛𝙧𝙤𝙢 𝙛𝙤𝙘𝙖𝙡 𝙙𝙮𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙣𝙞𝙖, 𝙬𝙝𝙞𝙘𝙝 𝙝𝙖𝙨 𝙖𝙛𝙛𝙚𝙘𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙖𝙗𝙞𝙡𝙞𝙩𝙮 𝙩𝙤 𝙛𝙪𝙣𝙘𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙡𝙚𝙣𝙜𝙩𝙝𝙮 𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙤𝙙𝙨. He now draws on a graphics tablet. He also suffered from spasmodic dysphonia, a condition that causes the vocal cords to behave in an abnormal manner. In July 2008, he underwent surgery to reroute the nerve connections to his vocal cords, and his voice is completely functional.

Adams married Shelly Miles aboard a yacht, the Galaxy Commodore, on July 22, 2006, in San Francisco Bay, in a ceremony conducted by the ship's captain. The two had met at a gym in Pleasanton, California, where Miles was an employee and Adams was a customer. Adams was stepfather to Miles' two children, Savannah and Justin, the latter of whom died of a fentanyl overdose in 2018, at age 18, prompting Adams to start the service WhenHub. Adams and Miles divorced in 2014, and Adams said the two remained friends, with Miles moving only one block away after their separation.

On Christmas Day in 2019, Adams announced on his podcast that he was engaged to Kristina Basham, and later revealed that they had married on July 11, 2020. Basham, a model and baker, has two daughters, and is a vice president at WhenHub. On March 10, 2022, Adams announced on his YouTube podcast that he and Basham were getting divorced.

[ - ] bossman131 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 27, 2023 18:34:02 ago (+0/-0)

Adams has often commented on political and social matters. In 2016 he wrote on his blog, "I don't vote and I am not a member of a political party." In 2007, he suggested that Michael Bloomberg would make a good presidential candidate. Before the 2008 presidential election he said, "On social issues, I lean libertarian, minus the crazy stuff." In December 2011 he said that if he were president, he would do whatever Bill Clinton advised him to do because that "would lead to policies that are a sensible middle ground." On October 17, 2012, he wrote, "While I don't agree with Romney's positions on most topics, I'm endorsing him for president." In a blog post from September 2017, Adams described himself as being "left of Bernie Sanders, but with a preference for plans that can work."

In 2015, although Adams stated that he would not endorse a candidate for the 2016 elections, he repeatedly praised Donald Trump's persuasion skills. He extensively detailed what he called Trump's "talent stack." Adams correctly predicted that Trump would win the Republican nomination and the general election. In 2018, Adams similarly praised the persuasion skills of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.

Of the 2016 Democratic National Convention, he said: "If you're an undecided voter, and male, you're seeing something different. You're seeing a celebration that your role in society is permanently diminished. And it's happening in an impressive venue that was, in all likelihood, designed and built mostly by men." Adams said that he temporarily endorsed Hillary Clinton out of fear for his own life, stating that he had received direct and indirect death threats ("Where I live, in California, it is not safe to be seen as supportive of anything Trump says or does. So I fixed that."). In late September, however, Adams switched his endorsement from Clinton to Trump. Among his primary reasons were his respect for Trump's persuasion skills, Clinton's proposal to raise the inheritance tax, and his concerns over Clinton's health. In mid-October, Adams predicted a Clinton victory would ensure that a male president would never again be elected. He has also stated that being labeled a "Donald Trump apologist" ended his public speaking career and reduced his income by about 40%, and that his number of friends had decreased by about 75%.

Adams predicted in March 2020 that Trump, Sanders and Joe Biden would all contract COVID-19 and that one of them would die from it by the end of the year; in December 2020, when all three men remained alive (although Trump did catch the virus), Politico named Adams' prediction one of "the most audacious, confident and spectacularly incorrect prognostications about the year." Adams received further attention in December 2021, in reference to his July 2020 prediction that if Biden were to win the 2020 presidential election, then Republicans would be hunted and there's a "good chance" they'll be "dead within a year" and "Police will stand down" — none of which ultimately occurred. On September 30, 2021, Adams had also tweeted "My worst prediction of all time was 'If Biden gets elected, there's a good chance you will be dead in a year.' It was closer to two years. I missed it by 100%", which also did not occur.

Adams has compared women asking for equal pay to children demanding candy. He pointed out "satanic coincidences" in the Joe Biden presidential campaign. On Twitter in July 2022, Adams argued that if parents believe their son poses a danger to themselves and others, they have only two options, either they should murder their own son or watch him die and maybe kill others.

In January 2023, Adams announced that he was considering taking legal action against political cartoonist Ben Garrison for an allegedly defamatory cartoon about his view on masking and COVID-19 vaccines.

[ - ] bossman131 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 27, 2023 18:36:46 ago (+0/-0)

On June 28, 2020, Adams claimed on Twitter that the Dilbert TV show was cancelled because he was White and UPN had decided to focus on an African-American audience, and that he had been "discriminated against".

The week of September 19, 2022, Dilbert was pulled from an estimated 77 newspapers after plotlines in the strip parodied environmental, social, and corporate governance (ESG) strategies. Part of the plotline involved an African-American character who "identifies as white", and the company management asking him if he could also identify as gay. Said Adams of his strip being pulled, "It was part of a larger overhaul, I believe, of comics, but why they decided what was in and what was out, that's not known to anybody except them, I guess."

In February 2023, Adams responded to Rasmussen Reports poll asking about "It's okay to be white", a phrase described by the Anti-Defamation League as being associated with the white supremacist movement. The poll showed 53% of Black respondents agreed with the phrase, 26% disagreed, and 21% were not sure. Adams, upset that nearly half (47%) did not agree, posted a video from his Real Coffee with Scott Adams program in which he characterized Black people as a "hate group" and said "the best advice I would give to White people is to get the hell away from Black people; just get the fuck away." As a result of these and other related comments, Dilbert was dropped by numerous newspapers across the country, including the Los Angeles Times, the Washington Post, and USA Today-affiliated newspapers. The video was widely described as racist. Andrews McMeel Syndication, the distributor of Dilbert, announced on February 27, 2023, that it was severing all ties to Adams.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 27, 2023 18:20:37 ago (+0/-0)

He is kinda slow. He need to catch up a bit.

Never relax is like step 0 of race realism.

[ - ] yesiknow 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 27, 2023 13:17:34 ago (+0/-0)

Anyone who says fuck niggers and jews is on the survivor's side.

[ - ] Sector7 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 27, 2023 13:11:35 ago (+0/-0)

He should ask Ann Hiro what to do?

[ - ] TheSimulacra [op] 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 27, 2023 11:32:36 ago (+0/-0)

He should become a ... ?

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 27, 2023 13:20:03 ago (+0/-0)

Inquisitor