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Don't turn your head or you'll die

submitted by Cantaloupe to whatever 1.2 yearsFeb 26, 2023 21:54:55 ago (+23/-3)     (www.independent.co.uk)

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/ben-littlewood-death-inquest-stroke-seizure-stockport-blood-clot-a9235631.html



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[ - ] KikesRus 10 points 1.2 yearsFeb 26, 2023 22:12:29 ago (+10/-0)

This is from Dec 2019.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 5 points 1.2 yearsFeb 26, 2023 22:46:50 ago (+5/-0)

Good catch.

[ - ] NukeAmerica 5 points 1.2 yearsFeb 27, 2023 02:14:25 ago (+5/-0)

OP is a faggot as usual

[ - ] we_kill_creativity 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 27, 2023 05:53:51 ago (+0/-0)

And...? It's still just as retarded of a story. Even more so as it was published pre-vax.

[ - ] voatersaredumbasses 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 27, 2023 06:49:23 ago (+0/-0)

They were setting up the narrative. See people died from blood clots for dumb reasons before the vax too!

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 7 points 1.2 yearsFeb 26, 2023 21:57:48 ago (+8/-1)

and those dumb niggers call me a conspiracy theorist.

Honk honk

[ - ] Fascinus 3 points 1.2 yearsFeb 26, 2023 21:58:54 ago (+3/-0)

[ - ] 3Whuurs 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 27, 2023 00:29:03 ago (+1/-0)

Every doctor on earth instantly accepts head movement as legitimate cause of death.
They don’t know it but there’s at last 100 random physical movements they’re about to believe are scientifically sound causes of death in the next 2 years.
They also don’t know they’re about to start believing that disagreeing with the government or TV will also be a perfectly scientific cause of death..

[ - ] Prairie 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 27, 2023 00:54:53 ago (+1/-0)

It was probably the catalyst and the teen had some weak vessel or some defect just waiting to burst.

[ - ] knightwarrior41 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 26, 2023 21:58:49 ago (+2/-1)

BS lol

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 27, 2023 03:09:11 ago (+0/-0)*

I tore an artery in my neck while busting up a chunk of concrete with a sledge hammer. Passed out 4 times before I could make it to the house and inform the wife. I was in the hospital for a week, and they took my drivers license away for six months, until I got over the passing out BS.

Don’t wag your head about to hard, it can fuck you up. For years I would shake my head in the shower to dry my hair like a dog. Don’t do that anymore.

[ - ] SecretHitler 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 27, 2023 04:32:11 ago (+3/-1)

For years I would shake my head in the shower to dry my hair like a dog.

Wtf lol

[ - ] we_kill_creativity 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 27, 2023 05:52:28 ago (+2/-0)

What's weird about it? I have long hair and I do that. It's how you get most of the water out of your hair.

[ - ] SecretHitler 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 27, 2023 08:38:14 ago (+2/-0)

Bro that shit will kill you didn't you read the op?

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 27, 2023 18:17:36 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah, for a long time I had hair like Han Solo, a Beegee, and a lion fucked. Dogs know. You can shake your head for 5 seconds, or stand around with a blow dryer for 15 minutes. But don’t do it if you shredded an artery in your neck because you were too cheap to hire a Mexican to bust up concrete.

[ - ] GhostCow 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 27, 2023 19:07:47 ago (+0/-0)

Ever heard of a towel?

[ - ] we_kill_creativity 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 27, 2023 22:03:58 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah... just shaking your head is 200% more effective...and I use both. I just shake my head first.

[ - ] deleted -1 points 1.2 yearsFeb 27, 2023 05:13:53 ago (+1/-2)

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[ - ] boekanier 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 27, 2023 01:07:03 ago (+0/-0)

from the anthology of the controlled media

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 27, 2023 00:27:03 ago (+1/-1)

Lol! The desperation and the willingness to believe.