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NATO on Ukraine: “It’s like a Harry Potter Movie”

submitted by PostWallHelena to ClownWorld 2.2 yearsFeb 24, 2023 14:47:51 ago (+47/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/hw6s6s.jpeg

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Are they fucking kidding?

This is your military on jews. Any questions?

This tweet is going over about as well as a lead balloon btw.

https://mobile.twitter.com/NATO/status/1628687961477750790
https://nitter.nl/NATO/status/1628687961477750790


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[ - ] SaneGoatiSwear 12 points 2.2 yearsFeb 24, 2023 15:31:17 ago (+12/-0)

I’m done. You win clown world.

[ - ] BulletStopper 4 points 2.2 yearsFeb 24, 2023 19:56:43 ago (+4/-0)

They still think The Empire were the bad guys. Like so many other things, we know better now.

[ - ] Centaurus 6 points 2.2 yearsFeb 24, 2023 17:05:24 ago (+6/-0)

My momma used to say, "Life is like a box of bugs. You never know what parasite you're gonna get."

[ - ] 9000timesempty 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 24, 2023 22:03:54 ago (+1/-0)

There was this child book I used to have that was about giving chocolates out and the chocolates had things in them like bugs and gross stuff.

Why I brought that up? Dunno.

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 5 points 2.2 yearsFeb 24, 2023 18:18:53 ago (+5/-0)

Expecto dronebombus!

[ - ] Rob3122 5 points 2.2 yearsFeb 24, 2023 16:42:35 ago (+5/-0)

People think the film industry is for our entertainment. It is just another Jewish form of brainwashing the goyim

[ - ] Centaurus 5 points 2.2 yearsFeb 24, 2023 17:07:32 ago (+5/-0)

They are demoralized.

[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 25, 2023 01:50:50 ago (+0/-0)

I love heavy metal.

[ - ] NukeAmerica 4 points 2.2 yearsFeb 24, 2023 17:02:49 ago (+4/-0)

The reddit vote is completely secured.

[ - ] dulcima 4 points 2.2 yearsFeb 24, 2023 14:55:04 ago (+4/-0)

Go the whole hog and host Comicon there.

[ - ] lord_nougat 6 points 2.2 yearsFeb 24, 2023 16:10:33 ago (+6/-0)

COMMUNISM CON!

[ - ] dulcima 5 points 2.2 yearsFeb 24, 2023 17:51:30 ago (+5/-0)

I like that.

Maybe COMMIE CON.

[ - ] lord_nougat 3 points 2.2 yearsFeb 24, 2023 18:00:42 ago (+3/-0)

DAMMIT!

Yours is better.

[ - ] PostWallHelena [op] 4 points 2.2 yearsFeb 24, 2023 15:06:17 ago (+4/-0)

Yaaass bitch!
https://files.catbox.moe/kr81un.png
Bring proof of vaccination so as not to endanger others during ZOG war.

[ - ] VoatGoat 2 points 2.2 yearsFeb 24, 2023 19:59:26 ago (+2/-0)

We know you're deracinated and have no culture, goy. Unfortunately that means we can't appeal to racial or cultural solidarity to get you to die for ZOG. Instead we'll appeal to capeshit. Maximum overclown.

[ - ] dalai_llama 2 points 2.2 yearsFeb 24, 2023 18:12:32 ago (+2/-0)

I find it hard to believe that NATO could find enough characters in this tweet to reference Star Wars twice but not give Star Trek a mention. So what is it NATO? Did you actually confuse Star Wars with Star Trek and that's what happened? How am I supposed to feel comfortable dying for someone that can't distinguish Star Wars from Star Trek? They are two completely different franchises! This is too much! I'm changing my Ukraine flag filter to a "fuck your thoughts and prayers" filter straight away!

[ - ] PostWallHelena [op] 2 points 2.2 yearsFeb 24, 2023 15:09:39 ago (+2/-0)

[ - ] uvulectomy 3 points 2.2 yearsFeb 24, 2023 16:09:20 ago (+3/-0)

The comments give me a slight bit of hope. Good to see (((NATO))) getting dragged.

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 2.2 yearsFeb 24, 2023 16:11:31 ago (+2/-0)

Everyone is sick of the North Atlantic Terrorist Organisation!

[ - ] dulcima 2 points 2.2 yearsFeb 24, 2023 17:52:40 ago (+2/-0)

Nice you posted the twatter links. Like reading the comments.

[ - ] PostWallHelena [op] 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 25, 2023 10:28:21 ago (+0/-0)

Thats the best part. Even the liberals are sick of this shit.

[ - ] winners_history 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 25, 2023 20:27:48 ago (+0/-0)

The "hope of the free world and guarantor of European security" can't express a thought without stealing a half-dozen pop-culture references.

How profound. We've already lost: Who's going to send their son/daughter to die for these bozos?

[ - ] Jiggggg 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 24, 2023 18:33:00 ago (+1/-0)

Good fucking grief. I think my eyes just rolled out of my head. I want off this ride

[ - ] Not_C 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 24, 2023 17:32:32 ago (+1/-0)

That single tweet is taken out of context.

Full thread here - https://nitter.nl/NATO/status/1628687961477750790
But it's even worse when you read the whole thing.

It contained ordinary workers and company directors, parents and their children, schoolteachers, theatre people and new university graduates.

They DON'T have hunters, engineers, mechanics, athletes, farmers, heavy equipment operators.

Instead they have "children, theatre people" and others just as useless.
They're fucked.

[ - ] PostWallHelena [op] 3 points 2.2 yearsFeb 24, 2023 17:54:14 ago (+3/-0)

Theatre people. Somebody pre-heat the ovens already.

[ - ] lord_nougat 3 points 2.2 yearsFeb 24, 2023 18:02:53 ago (+3/-0)

[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 25, 2023 12:45:25 ago (+0/-0)

LOL

The people in the regions that want to become independent are more like William Wallace and the rebels who blew up the Death Star. That would make Ukraine the English in Braveheart and the Empire in Star Wars. Oops. (and by Star Wars, I mean the real Star Wars which ended in 1983 with Return of the Jedi, not the new shit where the Empire are the good guys)

Han Solo was a criminal with no respect for the law. Same for prisoners of Shawshank. Han basically helped the rebels in exchange for pussy.

The Naavi were murderous savages who would kill anyone who wasn't a Naavi on their land.

I don't know what the fuck a Harkonnen is and I don't watch Marvel movies.

The Harry Potter reference makes absolutely zero sense at all.

[ - ] PostWallHelena [op] 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 25, 2023 13:18:05 ago (+0/-0)

I don't know what the fuck a Harkonnen is

The Harkonnens are the bad guys in a marvelous science fiction novel called Dune by Frank Herbert. One of my favorite books actually. There was a movie adaptation of it released about a year ago and there was an earlier version that came out in the 80s.

The hero of the book trains a group of guerrilla warriors to defeat the Harkonnens and their allies who control the galaxy in the distant future. It helps that the hero is a eugenically bred superbeing with the ability to see into the future. But it is a David-vs-Goliath story in which the hero is the little guy and no one could construe the Ukrainian/NATO war machine as the scrappy underdog in this scenario.

[ - ] Trickthegoyim 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 25, 2023 03:43:50 ago (+0/-0)

It all makes sense when u realize russia controla nato

[ - ] 3Whuurs 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 25, 2023 02:20:30 ago (+0/-0)

I think that Ian miles Chong is a guy that keeps putting out terrible “debunking” Holocaust denier videos.
He’s had a back/forth with the NJP guys on Holocaust history and just gets destroyed by shamelessly denying and avoiding facts.

[ - ] boekanier 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 25, 2023 01:09:03 ago (+0/-0)

Nato is in the hands of lunatics

[ - ] knightwarrior41 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 24, 2023 21:58:14 ago (+0/-0)

all of this doesnt matter. its a big distraction while the gene experiment is killing and maiming people now with an increase counts of cancers and immune disorders

[ - ] big_fat_dangus -1 points 2.2 yearsFeb 24, 2023 17:22:42 ago (+0/-1)

Wait in line, helena 🤣

[ - ] PostWallHelena [op] 2 points 2.2 yearsFeb 24, 2023 17:55:04 ago (+2/-0)

Uh ok.