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The apocalypse is nigh

submitted by dulcima to strange 1.2 yearsFeb 24, 2023 07:58:01 ago (+40/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/r8xry1.mp4



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[ - ] PostWallHelena 7 points 1.2 yearsFeb 24, 2023 12:08:47 ago (+7/-0)

And the kanga shall lie down with the mallard. And the moon shall turn to blood. And the Great Whore of Melbourne shall be known for his fearsome jug ears.

[ - ] dulcima [op] 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 24, 2023 18:19:42 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 24, 2023 18:21:53 ago (+0/-0)

Noooooooo!

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 7 points 1.2 yearsFeb 24, 2023 09:40:53 ago (+7/-0)

The last Kangaroo standing up is looking at the camera man like "keep moving mother fucker, you don't belong here".

[ - ] Rob3122 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 24, 2023 16:12:04 ago (+2/-0)

Niggers do the same thing here in the States

[ - ] carnold03 5 points 1.2 yearsFeb 24, 2023 10:56:38 ago (+5/-0)

Whatever God was smoking when he created Australia, it clearly blew his mind because only a madman would think it's a good idea to create six foot tall bouncing 'roid rats.

[ - ] Thought_Criminal 4 points 1.2 yearsFeb 24, 2023 11:09:16 ago (+4/-0)

Post Koalacaust video.
Their beaks and muzzles are smeared with Koala blood.

[ - ] Darwintroll 4 points 1.2 yearsFeb 24, 2023 11:02:53 ago (+4/-0)

"Dogs and Cats living together... MASS HYSTERIA!!" - Peter Venkman

[ - ] JustALover 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 24, 2023 11:37:28 ago (+2/-0)

Ghostbusters. What great movies, until the marxists got a hold of them.

[ - ] Clubberlang 3 points 1.2 yearsFeb 24, 2023 11:54:28 ago (+3/-0)

The all black female Netflix adaption was soy brave!

[ - ] Darwintroll 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 24, 2023 13:38:14 ago (+0/-0)

Soy brave. Lmao

[ - ] bobdole9 3 points 1.2 yearsFeb 24, 2023 08:42:26 ago (+3/-0)

Explain to a Burger what the deal is?

Are kangaroos supposed to be "more territorial" where they don't congregate like that?

Or are ducks and kangaroos enemies?

Seem to behave more like two-legged deer.

[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 4 points 1.2 yearsFeb 24, 2023 10:14:10 ago (+4/-0)

are ducks and kangaroos enemies?

I've no idea, but this is my head cannon now.

[ - ] FuckShitJesus 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 24, 2023 08:54:58 ago (+3/-1)

There are 70m+ Kangaroo's and only 30m-ish Australians on the hellhole prison colony they call a Country.

The inmates run the asylum over there, and the animals outnumber the people.

[ - ] Thought_Criminal 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 24, 2023 11:06:53 ago (+2/-0)

30M vaxxed Abo's w/o guns v 70M Roo's w/ducks.
Shouldn't be close.
Let's see this.

[ - ] FuckShitJesus 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 24, 2023 11:11:08 ago (+1/-1)

Would be hilarious to model with something like TABS.

[ - ] uvulectomy 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 24, 2023 21:49:18 ago (+0/-0)

I've always heard it said that "Everything in Australia has evolved to kill everything else in Australia."

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 24, 2023 11:52:19 ago (+0/-0)

Aussie ghetto

[ - ] yesiknow 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 24, 2023 08:59:06 ago (+2/-0)

It looks like they're all gobbling up some weird food stuff that falls off weird Australian trees. Or maybe someone unloaded a truckload of corn. Onyy God and Australians know what kangaroos eat

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 24, 2023 18:37:00 ago (+0/-0)

Grass bro.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 24, 2023 18:09:45 ago (+1/-0)

White only neighbourhood that one

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 24, 2023 16:35:35 ago (+1/-0)

Whatever, Kangaroos are like y'all's deer. Trash. Ducks are good eating but also trash animals.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 24, 2023 18:12:37 ago (+1/-0)

No, our deer is like your deer.

Kangaroo is nigger and dog food. People prefer people food. Like beef or lamb.

[ - ] Laputois 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 24, 2023 09:28:09 ago (+2/-1)

Haven't you stupid Aussies figured out how to cook them yet? Not enough natural predators, time to import more bugmen.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 24, 2023 18:11:31 ago (+2/-0)

Yes we have you fucking Muppet. You can get kangaroo steaks at any damn supermarket.

It's chewy as fuck and horrible.

Niggers however love that shit.

[ - ] GhostCow 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 24, 2023 18:18:32 ago (+0/-0)

I hope it's really cheap meat if it tastes that bad

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 24, 2023 18:35:22 ago (+2/-0)

Lol no it's not. Yuppie morons think it's one of them 'specialty' meats.

What's more they're fucking feral but bleeding fart morons and green communist supporters go apeshit when culls are organised.

Spotlighting on farms is fun in the right 4wd tho.

[ - ] UncleDoug 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 25, 2023 02:56:46 ago (+0/-0)

Its a lean meat like rabbit, easy to overcook.

[ - ] dulcima [op] 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 24, 2023 23:12:47 ago (+0/-0)

Kanga meat is readily available but they're pretty much pure muscle -

https://www.talk.lol/viewpost?postid=63b6a83deb316

[ - ] Laputois 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 24, 2023 23:15:42 ago (+0/-0)

So you grind it up, mix it with pork and make sausages

[ - ] InLovingMemoryVoat 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 24, 2023 21:25:33 ago (+0/-0)

As long as they don't form an alliance with the emus, I think you'll be okay.

[ - ] Just_me 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 24, 2023 20:46:38 ago (+0/-0)

I'd take this over downtown (fill in the blank, USA) anytime...ducks are cool and I don't know shit about roos, but I guarantee they can't rob a bank or shove a needle in their roo arms

[ - ] uvulectomy 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 24, 2023 21:50:31 ago (+0/-0)

No, but they're basically roid-raging pests, and their feet can gut you like a fish.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 24, 2023 11:51:19 ago (+0/-0)

Central coast?

[ - ] con77 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 24, 2023 11:12:17 ago (+0/-0)

You need to stop feeding the roos. You're pissing off the neighbors.
It's like feeding seagulls in Florida.
You just don't do it.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 24, 2023 11:55:28 ago (+0/-0)

👍

[ - ] herbert_west 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 24, 2023 10:33:16 ago (+0/-0)

Australia lacks sadistic diversity.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 24, 2023 11:57:18 ago (+0/-0)

They have dictator dan andrews.

Melbourne thought the tyranny was so nice they votes him in twice.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 24, 2023 18:13:47 ago (+2/-0)

No cunt voted in Andrews twice. Same thing happened in our state election as what happened in a dozen other places. It was fucking stolen.