Why does glass taste like blood when you chew on it? - Upgoat

Why does glass taste like blood when you chew on it?
submitted by totes_magotes to aII 2.2 yearsFeb 23, 2023 23:33:15 ago (+7/-2) (aII)

[ - ] observation1 5 points 2.2 yearsFeb 24, 2023 01:59:21 ago (+5/-0)

You know how when God ran out of flavors, he just made everything left taste like chicken?

Something something, everything sharp.

[ - ] Sector7 4 points 2.2 yearsFeb 23, 2023 23:58:23 ago (+4/-0)

Check carefully. You may have stumbled across some blood diamonds.

[ - ] deleted 3 points 2.2 yearsFeb 24, 2023 01:16:08 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] totes_magotes [op] 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 24, 2023 20:25:36 ago (+1/-0)

I've been flossing with glass. Should I not be doing that?

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 24, 2023 20:27:59 ago (+1/-0)

Upgrade to FIBERGLASS!

[ - ] totes_magotes [op] 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 24, 2023 20:35:10 ago (+1/-0)

Oh. Are you sure asbestos isn't the better choice?

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 24, 2023 20:39:49 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah, that's actually a good idea. Wouldn't want your mouth catching on fire or anything.

[ - ] totes_magotes [op] 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 24, 2023 20:42:38 ago (+1/-0)

That's right, I be straight spittin' fire.

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 2.2 yearsFeb 23, 2023 23:45:52 ago (+2/-0)

That just means that you have AIDS.

[ - ] totes_magotes [op] 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 24, 2023 20:26:14 ago (+1/-0)

OH COOL.

[ - ] Outlaw_Aryan 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 24, 2023 01:51:33 ago (+1/-0)

I've always wondered that and no one answered it? It shall remain a mystery.

[ - ] Sleazy 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 24, 2023 01:04:19 ago (+1/-0)

the bartender just punched you in the mouth