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Just got my 5th Jab

submitted by paul_neri to Health 2.2 yearsFeb 23, 2023 22:04:49 ago (+1/-12)     (i.ibb.co)

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You might think I'm engaging in attention-seeking behaviour and nothing could be closer to the truth. No! I am trying to persuade you to get vaccinated. There is a risk but the Covid poses a greater one and God knows what variant is around the corner.

I got my 5th jab approx. an hour ago and the only possible symptom was a fleeting headache. My rule-of-thumb with these vaccines is that if I survive the night...I'll survive so...watch this space! I know you're rooting for me. I appreciate that.

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[ - ] diggernicks 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 24, 2023 10:18:15 ago (+1/-0)

Kill yourself you mainstream media fellating queer

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 24, 2023 20:50:21 ago (+0/-0)

Hi digger. Good to see you're still about. You've been MIA lately, particularly from Chat. Why is that? Do you have a secret life outside of Goatsville?

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 24, 2023 06:00:59 ago (+1/-0)

I am rooting for you

to die on the toilet, shitting out huge black blood clots as you scream in panic.

[ - ] albatrosv15 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 24, 2023 05:28:25 ago (+1/-0)

There are 3521 people atm in my country with 5 jabs. Congrats for being in the first percentile of most brainwashed people in your society.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 24, 2023 05:35:44 ago (+0/-0)

Estonians tend to be smart.

[ - ] observation1 2 points 2.2 yearsFeb 24, 2023 02:10:28 ago (+2/-0)

Paul is pot committed after having his family get the shot, and can't allow himself to see what's happening.

Stick a small magnet on your arm, at the injection site, Neri.

[ - ] SecretHitler 4 points 2.2 yearsFeb 24, 2023 01:07:05 ago (+4/-0)

This dumb nigger really ordered a tasting flight

[ - ] boekanier 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 24, 2023 00:55:17 ago (+1/-0)

and proud he is...

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 23, 2023 23:41:54 ago (+1/-0)

Paul I dont know if you are just bullshitting us but if you really did this you are incredibly foolish.

There are currently no dangerous variants for healthy middle aged people to worry about.

The covid vax, like all leaky vaccines, SELECTS for new unpredictable strains in the same way that prescribing too many antibiotics creates new dangerous bacterial strains. You arent helping anyone.

Multiple exposures to this vaccine are associated with even higher risk for myocarditis than just 2 jabs.

The vaccine suppresses your body’s ability to supress cancer. Martina Navratolova, another big vaccine whore, is currently battling 2 different kinds of cancer.

Its a really dumb way to make a political point.

[ - ] boekanier 2 points 2.2 yearsFeb 24, 2023 00:57:31 ago (+2/-0)

he's not middle aged, he's plain old.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 24, 2023 01:19:48 ago (+1/-0)

Correct. I'll be 67 in a few days.

[ - ] boekanier 3 points 2.2 yearsFeb 24, 2023 01:36:12 ago (+3/-0)*

+1 for your honesty. Hopefully for you your birthday will be the beginning of a wiser life

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 24, 2023 02:25:18 ago (+0/-0)

I'm actually a leap-year baby.

[ - ] albatrosv15 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 24, 2023 05:26:01 ago (+1/-0)

So you are actually 16?

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 24, 2023 05:34:13 ago (+0/-0)

Which is why my wife is always saying I'm immature.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 24, 2023 09:09:45 ago (+0/-0)

He’s really 268

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 24, 2023 09:58:19 ago (+0/-0)

https://archive.ph/tkvCS

Would The Atlantic lie? Inbetween their copes of “muh rare” they admit: vaccine accelerates cancer. The cancer surveillance of the immune system is WIPED OUT. The biggest threat to your life at 67 is not omicron.

Take 18 mg ivermecting weekly. It will inhibit ivermectin and it will also inhibit cancer metastasis. Trust me Ive researched it, backwards and forwards. My elderly father has taken it for 2 years now. I cant get him to stop. PM me if you have questions about interactions etc.

If you dont want to do that just take vitamins C D and zinc. Vitamin D has been shown to be more efficacious than the vaccine in mitigating severe disease, and with vitamin D, you won’t have periods of “negative efficacy,” unlike the jab. The jab INCREASES susceptibility for 2 weeks after you receive it and then again after about 3 months post jab. Antibody Dependent Enhancement phenomenon, in case youve been living on the moon.

I love corporations! I trust corporations!

Sad to see the state of the modern liberal today. Be smart Paul.

BTW I think CoQ-10 protects against myocarditis, fwiw.

[ - ] ReincarnatedGoat 2 points 2.2 yearsFeb 23, 2023 23:21:13 ago (+2/-0)

The NIH (national institute of health)clinical trials for the vax here in sepo land end on april 11th 2023.

Anyone getting the vax before that date, is a volunteer gunniea pig.

Best of health Paul

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 5 points 2.2 yearsFeb 23, 2023 23:03:22 ago (+5/-0)

Pfizer, Moderna, and AstraZenica? Are you trying to collect them all? They're not pokemon.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 23, 2023 23:16:22 ago (+0/-0)

Apparently...mixing the various vaccines is preferred:

"...and recent research has even suggested that mixing jabs is more effective than administering two doses of the same vaccine.".

[ - ] paul_neri [op] -2 points 2.2 yearsFeb 23, 2023 23:13:29 ago (+0/-2)

Bro, bro...you're being unkind. I don't enjoy taking Covid vaccines. I do it to protect myself/family from irresponsible people who don't get vaccinated/wear masks. I bet you resent being put at risk by a drunk-driver and its a similar situation. Why let a stranger kill you?

[ - ] Sector7 3 points 2.2 yearsFeb 23, 2023 22:55:07 ago (+3/-0)

Why would you even get 'covid' in the first place? I had the flu around 10 years ago, and I so disliked it that I've declined to get it ever again.

[ - ] Sunman_Omega 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 23, 2023 22:53:25 ago (+1/-0)

Lmao

[ - ] Love240 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 23, 2023 22:45:07 ago (+1/-0)

This makes me angry, paul. I'm disappointed in you.

[ - ] boekanier 2 points 2.2 yearsFeb 24, 2023 01:38:33 ago (+2/-0)

he does have that sort of thing about him to disappointing people

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 23, 2023 22:25:37 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 23, 2023 22:38:26 ago (+0/-0)

I currently am. Thank you.

[ - ] fuck_dickhole 5 points 2.2 yearsFeb 23, 2023 22:17:25 ago (+5/-0)

every variant is less deadly dumb fuck

[ - ] paul_neri [op] -1 points 2.2 yearsFeb 23, 2023 22:19:01 ago (+0/-1)

Thank you for your comment. I appreciate the thought that went into it.