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You may already be eating the bugs, goy.

submitted by Nosferatjew to whatever 2.2 yearsFeb 22, 2023 18:26:57 ago (+5/-0)     (youtu.be)

https://youtu.be/iBNySB2jpVg



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[ - ] IfuckedYerMum 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 23, 2023 00:51:04 ago (+0/-0)

Joe_McCarthy is a faggot.

[ - ] NeonGreen 2 points 2.2 yearsFeb 22, 2023 23:21:42 ago (+2/-0)

Some of the compounds are and have always been used in food processing and preservation.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 22, 2023 23:56:15 ago (+1/-0)

There's also an allowed % of bug in any processed foodstuffs.

[ - ] Bufordxl 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 22, 2023 20:06:29 ago (+0/-0)

They will have trouble hiding bugs in my Bacon.

[ - ] ParnellsUprising 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 22, 2023 22:13:41 ago (+0/-0)

Until you get the new and improved "Smithfield" bacon, that is with the official Commie Red Dye #45, but being that it is a ching say yow company, I'm sure you're safe.

[ - ] Nosferatjew [op] 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 22, 2023 22:23:47 ago (+0/-0)

They seem to have no trouble hiding micro-plastics in your bacon though...

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 2.2 yearsFeb 22, 2023 18:38:57 ago (+2/-0)

I have a chicken who eats the bugs for me and transmogrifies them into delicious eggs!

[ - ] Nosferatjew [op] 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 22, 2023 19:27:05 ago (+1/-0)

Indirectly eat the bugs, goy.

[ - ] ParnellsUprising 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 22, 2023 18:31:35 ago (+1/-0)

Well shit, give me some recipes for fire fucking fire ants then! I'm apparently farming these fuckers.

BTW, red dye #5 is what they use, that could be made out of bugs?

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 22, 2023 18:39:42 ago (+0/-0)

Fire ants use dye #5? TIL!

[ - ] La_Chalupacabra 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 22, 2023 21:56:51 ago (+0/-0)

Kill/freeze dry the little bastards with some dry ice, then generously mix with granola to make balls (use just a touch of marshmallow or almond bark if they won't stick together on their own under heat), then coat those in chocolate.

[ - ] Nosferatjew [op] 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 22, 2023 22:07:12 ago (+1/-0)

Gross

[ - ] La_Chalupacabra 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 22, 2023 22:09:05 ago (+1/-0)

I know, almond bark is nasty stuff.

[ - ] La_Chalupacabra 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 22, 2023 22:27:59 ago (+0/-0)

Seriously, though, I'll bet hipsters would line up at a farmer's market to buy them just to virtue signal.
The only issue I can think of is capturing enough of the ants to make it cost-effective.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 22, 2023 23:55:29 ago (+1/-0)

Be sure to overcharge like a motherfucker. Also: you can order ants.

[ - ] ParnellsUprising 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 22, 2023 22:10:38 ago (+0/-0)

You might be on to something there, a liquid nitrogen backpack, just like a weed killer one, but you are promoting growth in the soil, or we get man sized fire ants.

Might be worth the try?

[ - ] La_Chalupacabra 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 22, 2023 22:28:48 ago (+1/-0)

I, for one, welcome our new man-sized fire ant overlords.

[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 23, 2023 03:23:34 ago (+0/-0)

Cochineal, or carmine, is a red dye made from pulverized bugs. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cochineal You've been eating bugs your whole life.