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‘Litres of blood’: Daughter of man who died after chicken attack breaks silence

submitted by Sector7 to whatever 1.2 yearsFeb 21, 2023 17:25:13 ago (+9/-1)     (www.independent.co.uk)

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/brahma-chicken-man-killed-jasper-kraus-b2284350.html



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[ - ] uvulectomy 5 points 1.2 yearsFeb 21, 2023 20:00:10 ago (+5/-0)

This whole thing *reeks of kike psyop. "Oy vey don't keep chickens yourselves, goyim! That's dangerous! Leave it to the (((professionals)))! Don't eat eggs, either, because those are dangerous! Just get your nice safe bug rations instead!"*

[ - ] Sector7 [op] 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 21, 2023 20:07:54 ago (+1/-0)

Meh, probably because it's so unusual. The only other case that immediately comes up is the cock fight guy who got got by the razor on the spurs. He bled out too.

"Jasper was quickly losing blood from the deep wound and made it back to the house and a man who was there called an ambulance."

Instead of applying a tourniquet.

[ - ] uvulectomy 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 21, 2023 21:33:35 ago (+0/-0)

Meh, probably because it's so unusual.

I might be inclined to believe that were it not for the multiple times they brought up "we didn't know they could be dangerous" and "we want everyone to know that even docile birds can be dangerous." They really wanted to drive that point home.

[ - ] Sector7 [op] 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 22, 2023 01:00:25 ago (+0/-0)

https://files.catbox.moe/ea9dbp.jpeg

The writer. I think that pic explains the freakout over 'dangerous' chickens. If there's also a city-dweller narrative against producing your own food, who but retards would take that seriously?

[ - ] Native 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 22, 2023 12:41:41 ago (+0/-0)

Later in the article she states that the bird attacked them multiple times before and they refused to put it down.

Just like Pit Bulls, violent animals need to be put down. And yes this is absolute fear porn article

[ - ] GrayDragon 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 21, 2023 20:35:13 ago (+1/-0)

First thing I was thinking.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 21, 2023 21:43:47 ago (+0/-0)

Seriously. Obvious bullshit.

[ - ] AntiPostmodernist 3 points 1.2 yearsFeb 21, 2023 20:56:15 ago (+3/-0)

Three points on here:

- Keeping chickens as pets and not a source of food.

- Protecting the life of the creature that attacked your granddaughter and being praised for it by the girl's mother.

- Dying from a heart attack after having your leg torn open (bet he was vaccinated).

[ - ] Belfuro 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 22, 2023 00:37:11 ago (+0/-0)

My daughter's have pet hens.
Silkies.

Very friendly little birds. Lay tiny but yummy eggs

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 3 points 1.2 yearsFeb 21, 2023 19:17:15 ago (+3/-0)

Dat chicken is like a ninja assassin

[ - ] Love240 3 points 1.2 yearsFeb 21, 2023 17:35:32 ago (+3/-0)

A tourniquet could have saved his life. Shit, could have used a belt even.

[ - ] meat 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 21, 2023 17:57:22 ago (+2/-0)

I read an article earlier that said the caller was talked through CPR, as the guy was bleeding out. I always thought the emergency receptionists had flow charts to avoid retarded stuff like this.

Too few people know about tourniquets, items and techniques.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 21, 2023 21:44:37 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah, this story is obvious bullshit. Top to bottom.

[ - ] RepublicanNerd 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 21, 2023 22:18:58 ago (+1/-0)

If it had spurs wouldnt it be a rooster and those fuckers can be savage. Had to beat one off with a rake once when he started to attack. Renamed him broth.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 21, 2023 21:43:12 ago (+0/-0)

I'm not buying it. Not even a little. Why? Because of timing, and how articles about this alleged incident are structured.

This story originally broke right as the propaganda against owning chickens started to hit the scene, amid the rather suspicious global "egg shortage".

Virginia Guinan, 33, now wants to warn others about the dangers of owning poultry.

This type of bullshit is structured with eerie similarity to how articles about "mass shootings" are structured, with the family members of alleged victims immediately saying we need more gun control when they are first interviewed.

I bet this guy was multivaxxed and had a horrific heart attack at home, and this killer chicken shit is all just a convenient cover/misdirection.