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When you have bad social credit

submitted by UncleDoug to chinahate 1.2 yearsFeb 21, 2023 11:25:18 ago (+38/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/oxzc82.mp4

Biometrics is required to pay for toilet paper in the toilet.


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[ - ] MuricaPersonified 11 points 1.2 yearsFeb 21, 2023 13:22:39 ago (+11/-0)

Lol, that's some Demolition Man fuckery right there.

[ - ] Sunman_Omega 3 points 1.2 yearsFeb 21, 2023 17:09:29 ago (+3/-0)

Demolition Man didn't have toilet paper tho, they used the three seashells.

[ - ] uvulectomy 3 points 1.2 yearsFeb 21, 2023 19:53:52 ago (+3/-0)

You could at least procure usable (not comfortable) TP by swearing enough, however.

[ - ] lord_nougat 11 points 1.2 yearsFeb 21, 2023 11:51:20 ago (+11/-0)

and our politicians go, "Lol! Look how much we can get them to tolerate! Thanks for the pointers, communist china!"

[ - ] con77 9 points 1.2 yearsFeb 21, 2023 12:11:35 ago (+9/-0)

I think the last two years surprised them at how docile the sheeple are.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 8 points 1.2 yearsFeb 21, 2023 14:26:14 ago (+8/-0)

That machine looks delicate and chinese-made.

Just sayin'.

[ - ] La_Chalupacabra 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 21, 2023 18:13:03 ago (+0/-0)

Those things will not survive a literal New York minute.

[ - ] uvulectomy 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 21, 2023 19:49:41 ago (+1/-0)

When you vandalize it, it's already taken your picture and linked it back to the database. They simply deny you access to restrooms completely after that.

[ - ] Her0n 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 21, 2023 20:42:23 ago (+1/-0)

Niggers will be the ones destroying them.

[ - ] con77 5 points 1.2 yearsFeb 21, 2023 12:12:00 ago (+5/-0)

is that real? incredible.

[ - ] ConcentrationCampCouncilor 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 21, 2023 15:47:12 ago (+2/-0)

It would be useful. If you need to do #2 in Newark you'll find it necessary to ask the shopkeeper for TP. It won't be on the dispenser because either the shopkeeper removed it for safekeeping or niggers stole it.

[ - ] con77 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 22, 2023 11:01:42 ago (+1/-0)

when I worked in NYC we had a joke. flush twice. its a long way to newark!

[ - ] ruck_feddit 4 points 1.2 yearsFeb 21, 2023 14:12:30 ago (+4/-0)

I carry a pack of flushable wet wipes. A long time ago I sat down before realizing the TP was empty. Never again.

[ - ] 2Drunk 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 21, 2023 15:42:43 ago (+2/-0)

Clogg up those drains with your bad self!

[ - ] ruck_feddit 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 22, 2023 10:46:20 ago (+0/-0)

You definitely can if you need more than 1 or 2.

[ - ] NukeAmerica 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 21, 2023 20:02:08 ago (+2/-0)

This is the result of too many goddamn people. This will be America when we have a population of 1 billion.

[ - ] voatersaredumbasses 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 21, 2023 22:09:09 ago (+2/-0)

No this is the result of communism and cheap CPU cycles.

[ - ] NukeAmerica 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 22, 2023 15:02:55 ago (+0/-0)

They have to implement this because there is not enough resources to go around since the middle class is booming in China.

[ - ] voatersaredumbasses 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 22, 2023 15:10:44 ago (+0/-0)

It's all an illusion in china. They're rats in a cage all propped up by selling cheap shit to idiots.

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 21, 2023 18:42:24 ago (+2/-0)

Wait until it rations your calories.

[ - ] uvulectomy 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 21, 2023 19:51:17 ago (+2/-0)

It'd be years before most fat fucks in the US would be in any danger, lol.

[ - ] MightyMorphinFaggot 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 22, 2023 03:39:26 ago (+0/-0)

Rationing calories would actually be helpful for a lot of fat bastards, which would cost the medical system billions in lost revenue.

So it won't happen lol.

[ - ] GeneralDisarray 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 21, 2023 18:35:26 ago (+2/-0)

The constant passive aggressive fuck you of living under the boot of pedophiles!

[ - ] Imsickofmakingusernames 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 21, 2023 17:16:56 ago (+2/-0)

So if you’re a conspiracy theorists you will be forced to have a dirty rabbit hole?

[ - ] Eric_Cartman 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 21, 2023 13:34:53 ago (+2/-0)

Well to be fair, the design itself might be at fault, if it could give more, the bottom would touch the floor, tho you should probably hold it to begin with. I don't know those bug ppl live in bug farm now.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 22, 2023 01:05:26 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] kammmmak 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 21, 2023 17:34:11 ago (+1/-0)

Kinda ironic, be a shitty person you get none.

[ - ] Artificial_Intelligentile 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 21, 2023 13:20:09 ago (+1/-0)

it is our duty to prevent those chinese insects who pretend to be humans from spreading to the stars. lets kill them here and now.

[ - ] Trickthegoyim 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 21, 2023 15:18:19 ago (+0/-0)

No

[ - ] ScheduledSuicide 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 21, 2023 20:34:04 ago (+0/-0)

Using paper to clean poo off of your skin is a poor idea to begin with.


If you disagree, spread some poop on your forearm. Take some MAGIC toilet paper and wipe it off. All better? No? Exactly.

[ - ] dassar 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 22, 2023 01:11:14 ago (+1/-0)

Yep, thats why i use flushable wipes as well a few well orientated paper tissues ...lol

I use to joke with my family about this 'try wiping a babies ass clean with just toilet paper - thats what you all are doing to yourselves, ya filthy heathens' ...