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submitted by con77 to TheGunClub 1.2 yearsFeb 20, 2023 13:19:37 ago (+49/-1)     (TheGunClub)

I was at Publix about 9pm. I'm loading cases of water into the bed of my truck.

A black kid every bit of 6'4" comes walking up in the parking lot headed toward the store. He's very young. 18 at the most.

I look at him and he walks past me. 2 seconds after he walks past I look over my shoulder to see where he went.

The motherfucker had made a U turn and was approaching me from behind! With my left shoulder toward him I put my right hand on my concealed gun in the holster in my waistband.

The son of a bitch did an immediate about face and walked off in a perpendicular direction. Not headed to the store after all.

He couldnt see my draw hand. Was it the look on my face? What would have happened if I hadnt looked behind me? He wasnt panhandling.





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[ - ] observation1 54 points 1.2 yearsFeb 20, 2023 13:32:41 ago (+54/-0)

You didn't relax

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 18 points 1.2 yearsFeb 20, 2023 15:32:11 ago (+18/-0)

This. They love a sucker punch/cheap shot.

[ - ] FuckShitJesus -15 points 1.2 yearsFeb 20, 2023 15:39:15 ago (+0/-15)

He also made the story up.

[ - ] Belfuro 6 points 1.2 yearsFeb 20, 2023 16:32:18 ago (+6/-0)

Proof?
Oh right.
Just your Feelz.

But let me ask you a question. From man to cunt. What difference does it make to you if the story was real or not?

So why open your mouth to call op a liar?

[ - ] FuckShitJesus -7 points 1.2 yearsFeb 20, 2023 16:35:17 ago (+2/-9)

You appear emotionally invested in the opinion of strangers on the Internet.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 20, 2023 23:24:15 ago (+1/-0)

You appear emotionally invested in shitting this thread up.

[ - ] voatersaredumbasses -3 points 1.2 yearsFeb 20, 2023 20:58:16 ago (+0/-3)

You're getting in the way of the voat circle jerk.

[ - ] FuckShitJesus -3 points 1.2 yearsFeb 20, 2023 21:00:26 ago (+0/-3)

Oh. Whoops.

[ - ] voatersaredumbasses -2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 20, 2023 21:07:14 ago (+0/-2)

(tough guy voat-gun faggotry)

{fap, fap, fap, fap, fap}

[ - ] FuckShitJesus -1 points 1.2 yearsFeb 20, 2023 21:08:14 ago (+0/-1)

Undecipherable memetics.

Please use analogy.

[ - ] AryanPrime 0 points 1.1 yearsMar 10, 2023 13:22:39 ago (+0/-0)

^^^Two kike owned accounts trying to larp againsst each other

Awww, you sound like postwall lmfao, constantly just shitting up the place with inferior kike takes on issues

kikes shouldn't even be allowed to offer opinions, or speak in Aryan nations...you kikes are evil filth, get the fuck out

[ - ] prototype 3 points 1.2 yearsFeb 20, 2023 21:04:43 ago (+3/-0)

Reads like a true story actually.

"with my left shoulder turned toward him, I put my right hand on my concealed carry"

Only works if he parked so his vehicle was facing toward the right relative to the building. The guy walking past him TOWARD the store, and then pulling a u-turn toward him aligns with OP having his left shoulder to the guy.

All the details for that line up. Someone making up the story would have likely fucked up those details. Most people aren't any good at lying.

Glad you're ok con. Would have sent you commissary if you ended up in jail for shooting the son of a bitch.

[ - ] FuckShitJesus -2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 20, 2023 21:06:27 ago (+1/-3)

I could provision an equally, or greater, plausible story with very few prompts provided.

[ - ] prototype 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 20, 2023 21:08:26 ago (+2/-0)

I could provision an equally,

I didn't say it is true, only that it reads like it is true, although knowing con, and with my own experience in cleveland, I think the story is in fact true.

Blacks will tell you themselves, this shit happens all the time.

[ - ] FuckShitJesus -4 points 1.2 yearsFeb 20, 2023 21:09:31 ago (+0/-4)

Your response does not reconcile to mine.

[ - ] con77 [op] 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 20, 2023 22:21:45 ago (+1/-0)

blasphemer member for two days. obviously a nigger due to your ridiculous attempts to shoehorn what you think are big words into inappropriate phrases.

[ - ] prototype 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 20, 2023 21:29:15 ago (+0/-0)

Your response does not reconcile to mine.

okay, and?

[ - ] FuckShitJesus -1 points 1.2 yearsFeb 20, 2023 21:42:28 ago (+0/-1)

Either I don't understand your point, or you are oblivious to mine.

[ - ] con77 [op] 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 20, 2023 22:23:02 ago (+2/-0)

^ cant legally carry due to its nigger felony record

[ - ] kammmmak 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 20, 2023 15:45:38 ago (+2/-1)

Even if so it's good to know.

[ - ] con77 [op] 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 20, 2023 17:01:45 ago (+1/-0)

because it made me sound so heroic. shithead

[ - ] voatersaredumbasses -4 points 1.2 yearsFeb 20, 2023 20:59:01 ago (+0/-4)

Did everybody clap?

[ - ] FuckShitJesus -6 points 1.2 yearsFeb 20, 2023 21:04:38 ago (+0/-6)

Suggesting heroism is mutually exclusive to a fabricated story?

[ - ] cb1 3 points 1.2 yearsFeb 21, 2023 07:27:52 ago (+3/-0)

Go back to Reddit faggot

[ - ] Sector7 16 points 1.2 yearsFeb 20, 2023 14:21:33 ago (+16/-0)

He turned his life around! Probably headed off to find money for school books.

[ - ] Had 4 points 1.2 yearsFeb 20, 2023 17:59:33 ago (+4/-0)

It was at this point L'Juwern't'golem knew he wuz destined to be a doctor.

[ - ] con77 [op] 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 21, 2023 13:09:02 ago (+0/-0)

hahaaa!

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 12 points 1.2 yearsFeb 20, 2023 13:24:47 ago (+12/-0)

mebe he gon ax you a qebjun bout wyt poosy sheeeit?

[ - ] con77 [op] 6 points 1.2 yearsFeb 20, 2023 13:32:28 ago (+7/-1)

ahm sho dat be it

[ - ] bobdole9 11 points 1.2 yearsFeb 20, 2023 14:35:51 ago (+11/-0)

Can't imagine it's his first time pulling some shit like that. He probably saw your elbow or arm move into the "aww sheit" position.

[ - ] germ22 7 points 1.2 yearsFeb 20, 2023 15:37:46 ago (+7/-0)

You give this nigger a lot of credit. I think he simply couldn't do a surprise attack anymore so he gave up.

[ - ] watts2db 4 points 1.2 yearsFeb 20, 2023 18:08:23 ago (+4/-0)

“awwwhhh sheeet!!! hegatagoooon!”

[ - ] Thought_Criminal 9 points 1.2 yearsFeb 20, 2023 13:34:26 ago (+9/-0)

Good job.
You post here lots. You know the score.
Drop the pretend lack-of-vigilance society urges and keep your head on a swivel.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 6 points 1.2 yearsFeb 20, 2023 19:47:48 ago (+6/-0)

He wanted your shit. Niggers, however, are cowards. As soon as you saw him lining up for a sucker-punch he walked away. He didn't need to see you groping for your piece.

[ - ] Feelsgood 6 points 1.2 yearsFeb 20, 2023 16:41:47 ago (+6/-0)

Keep your head on a swivel when around Americans who love to dribble.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 4 points 1.2 yearsFeb 20, 2023 17:21:15 ago (+4/-0)

they are Africans

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 3 points 1.2 yearsFeb 20, 2023 17:30:36 ago (+3/-0)

True. Do Africans in Africa play basketball?

[ - ] voatersaredumbasses 3 points 1.2 yearsFeb 20, 2023 21:01:40 ago (+3/-0)

Africa doesn't want them either.

[ - ] TheNoticing 4 points 1.2 yearsFeb 20, 2023 21:44:48 ago (+4/-0)

Basketball Americans

[ - ] JudyStroyer 6 points 1.2 yearsFeb 20, 2023 15:46:50 ago (+6/-0)

Wow, bigot. I bet you he was about to offer you the dream job of a lifetime, and your racially enduced sourpuss just fucked you. J/k-nice job not relaxing.

[ - ] con77 [op] 5 points 1.2 yearsFeb 20, 2023 17:04:42 ago (+5/-0)

my resting fuck you nigger face

[ - ] Cantaloupe 5 points 1.2 yearsFeb 20, 2023 20:27:10 ago (+5/-0)

You were aware so he didn't knock you out and rob you.

If your looking at him with a hand out of view, that's a weapon probably a gun.

Consider why you were at that location at that time with your back exposed; avoid that.

[ - ] GrayDragon 6 points 1.2 yearsFeb 20, 2023 14:44:34 ago (+6/-0)

I almost always look to my left or right when passing a male negro to peripherally see that they continue walking.

[ - ] Sunman_Omega 5 points 1.2 yearsFeb 20, 2023 16:43:08 ago (+5/-0)

If this anecdote is true, then I'm not surprised at all that some moolie piece of shit was planning on committing a felony against you. Too bad he didn't actually get to try something so you could have removed some parasitic filth from the planet.

[ - ] RedBarchetta 5 points 1.2 yearsFeb 20, 2023 15:42:30 ago (+5/-0)

You weren't blind. No one is going to attack when they are at a disadvantage. Publix huh? Florida?

[ - ] con77 [op] 4 points 1.2 yearsFeb 20, 2023 17:00:52 ago (+4/-0)

YUUUP

[ - ] clymer 4 points 1.2 yearsFeb 20, 2023 17:53:58 ago (+4/-0)

reminds me of a story from the late 90's, was out with a friend (who was a girl, but we were just buddies) in Boston hitting a few bars. I had parked in a garage across street from faneuil hall marketplace. After hitting black rose, perrys for a couple, it's like 1:00 AM and we are walking down street toward garage, to the right was an alley with a huge black dude counting cash. My friend says something like "that doesn't look good.." or something mostly under her breath and the next thing I know I catch him in my peripheral vision swinging a haymaker punch at my head. I duck and quick foot it on the other side of a car. She is looking at this dude and then at me like a deer in the headlight. I am small, but was framing houses back then, so in good shape. Maybe not enough for this 6'5" goon, but if he went after her I had planned on full assault. while we are sizing each other up from either sides of this car, people started walking toward us from the bars and he just starts walking away. They are asking "what was that about?" and I was all, "I have no clue.." My buddy Melissa is just sheet white, saying lets get out of here. I would have been KO'd and picked clean, but I didn't relax. Don't even ask about conceal carry in Boston, they are hard to get and the way the courts are you would be better off trying to use your fists.

[ - ] con77 [op] 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 20, 2023 19:08:14 ago (+2/-0)

I carry a micro 9 but may switch to my Sig p365

[ - ] Laputois 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 20, 2023 20:11:04 ago (+1/-0)

You carry a throwdown, after shooting the nigger you tell the cops it was his, he pulled it on you, you took it from him and had to kill him in self defense.

[ - ] dassar 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 20, 2023 23:21:43 ago (+0/-0)

I watched too many movies - After shooting him and he goes down 'trip over on top of him' place his hands around the firearm and while pretending to wrestle each other, have him squeeze off a couple of rounds so he also has GSR' / lol.

[ - ] Ozark 4 points 1.2 yearsFeb 20, 2023 14:37:48 ago (+4/-0)

He just wanted to talk about your cool ass Nissan with all of the bumper stickers.

[ - ] con77 [op] 6 points 1.2 yearsFeb 20, 2023 15:04:31 ago (+6/-0)

(lip pouting) ITS A SILVERADO!

single cab! short bed! fire engine red!
fuel injected RACE TRUCK!

[ - ] EAT_MY_ASS_FUCKFACE 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 21, 2023 17:51:29 ago (+1/-0)

Hola, essé.

[ - ] con77 [op] 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 22, 2023 10:45:28 ago (+1/-0)

que pasa hombre. negro no tienes suerte! soucio chango!

[ - ] Metanoid 3 points 1.2 yearsFeb 20, 2023 14:38:38 ago (+4/-1)

Shiiieeeet

[ - ] Anus_Expander 4 points 1.2 yearsFeb 20, 2023 17:20:34 ago (+4/-0)

'sheeeeee-it', not 'shiii-eeet', nigger

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 3 points 1.2 yearsFeb 20, 2023 17:31:05 ago (+3/-0)

Sheeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiit

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 20, 2023 17:35:35 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] con77 [op] 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 20, 2023 19:05:46 ago (+0/-0)

WPWW 14 words rahowa!

[ - ] Metanoid 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 21, 2023 09:48:32 ago (+2/-0)

Sorry faggot, I don't speak ebonix.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 3 points 1.2 yearsFeb 21, 2023 15:39:03 ago (+3/-0)

Maybe not yet, but master 'sheeeee-it', and you're on the right road.

[ - ] Metanoid 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 21, 2023 15:55:00 ago (+2/-0)

Bix nood muhfugga

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 21, 2023 16:27:03 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] con77 [op] 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 22, 2023 10:42:31 ago (+0/-0)

now thats fukn funny!

[ - ] SkullFuckerSupreme 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 20, 2023 13:24:49 ago (+4/-2)

Niggers being niggers.

We are at war faggots. And trump won't save you.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 20, 2023 23:20:45 ago (+1/-0)

Con never relaxes. Too wiley for the pavement apes!

[ - ] TheNoticing 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 20, 2023 20:39:55 ago (+1/-0)

Send niggers to the bottom of a lake.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 20, 2023 16:42:24 ago (+0/-0)

deleted

[ - ] MightyMorphinFaggot -1 points 1.2 yearsFeb 21, 2023 02:18:45 ago (+0/-1)

And then lots of bearded alpha men burst out the bushes and clapped.

[ - ] con77 [op] 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 21, 2023 18:49:35 ago (+0/-0)

You're touching yourself now beta

[ - ] MightyMorphinFaggot 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 22, 2023 03:37:52 ago (+0/-0)

Can't take a joke? lol

This reads as a larp so suck my balls for not believing it.

[ - ] con77 [op] 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 22, 2023 10:47:47 ago (+0/-0)

'Can't take a joke? lol'