YOU GUYS ARE PRICELESS....I have to get up at 3.00hrs every fucking night/morning to stoke the woodstove because every fucking thing up here in this faggot communist gulag country revolves around staying warm, staying warm is not without sacrifice, sleep being one of those sacrifices...so I come here in the hopes of boring myself to sleep with some of the most pathetically composed posts that would give a retarded nigger hallucinations.
This place has all the comforts of a community soup kitchen in a housing project...only in a condemned crack house slated for demolition could one find such an inner peace, precious moments of temporal solitude in the company of dysfunctional reprobates partially afflicted with ADD, OCPD, MPD, STD and pernicious HIVES.
Everyone here knows the vital role of family and it's moral significance to a stable social environment and without it prison can be very difficult, in some cases a 14day incarceration for exposing ones self in a meat packing plant could end up as a death penalty, without family watching your back. Last year many of you guys couldn't compose a three word sentence...look at how far you've come, many of you are up to five words and with proper punctuation.
I am overly gleeful, extensively glad and less miserable knowing that I have a great family environment with VOAT, above all I'm blessed with the fact that we're all anonymous.
YOU GUYS ARE PRICELESS.............. FUCKING NIGGER FAGGOTS
you need to better control the airflow in your oven, and have extra big pieces of hardwood ready to put on last in the evening, then you shouldnt have a problem with your oven still glowing in the morning like the niGGer you are.
german oven expert here...
otherwise have a bigger heat sink. some hundred pounds of iron or stone around your stove and the house stays warm for longer...
Misery is my mission...I could make that stove last for 12hrs if I didn't want the house warmer than 70° but the wife has tropical birds and wants 80°.
....hey, a few years back a weasel got into the house and took 3 of her birds, she was pissed and then as time went on the weasel became a household guest....the fucking thing would lounge in the livingroom at the base of her lounge chair and she would give it chunks of wieners...fuck we even had a pine martin find it's way in through a roof vent and it stayed for the entire winter...re the stoking of the stove, she does help but generally at 3.00am I'm up to take a piss anyway...but thnx for the suggestion anyways.
I picture something akin to a Canadian wilderness version of the jungle book at your house. Thanks for the stories, zyklonbeekeeper, you seem like a pretty solid dude. Cheers!
Your wood stove seems to be rather inefficient. A diy upgrade would be a rocket mass heater. A more refined option would be a masonry stove. Sometimes called Russian stove, others call them Finnish stove. If build right, you build a fire in one of those once a day.
Actually the stove is too small for the size of my house...if I shut down the draft and maintain a temp of 72° it'll go 12hrs with a cold temp outside of approx -10...the wife has these fucking pet birds and she wants them to have tropical temperatures, their room (20' x 14' with a large picture window with no drapery or blinds to hold heat) is a constant 80°...hey, I could turn up the thermostat on the furnace but that outdated traditional part of me wouldn't agree, so I self-flagellate...when it's -30, or worse, the draft is opened about 1/4" and the stoves sounds like an Auschwitz blast furnace...without the whinging and wailing.
[ + ] Peleg
[ - ] Peleg 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 20, 2023 11:05:17 ago (+1/-0)
You forgot COPD.
Some of us smoke 4 packs a day, you know!
[ + ] Zyklonbeekeeper
[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper [op] 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 20, 2023 13:44:05 ago (+0/-0)
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[ - ] Artificial_Intelligentile 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 20, 2023 11:11:50 ago (+1/-0)
german oven expert here...
otherwise have a bigger heat sink. some hundred pounds of iron or stone around your stove and the house stays warm for longer...
amateur.
your misery is of your own making.
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[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper [op] 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 20, 2023 18:07:45 ago (+0/-0)
Thnx
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[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 2 points 2.2 yearsFeb 20, 2023 14:25:10 ago (+2/-0)
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Nailed it!
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[ - ] SumerBreeze 3 points 2.2 yearsFeb 20, 2023 10:08:30 ago (+4/-1)
https://files.catbox.moe/gj93i5.mp4
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[ - ] albatrosv15 5 points 2.2 yearsFeb 20, 2023 09:45:49 ago (+5/-0)
P.S. Don't you have, like, insulation?
[ + ] Zyklonbeekeeper
[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper [op] 3 points 2.2 yearsFeb 20, 2023 13:13:48 ago (+3/-0)
[ + ] Kozel
[ - ] Kozel 9 points 2.2 yearsFeb 20, 2023 05:57:56 ago (+9/-0)
I had hives for a few years. Doctors are useless in such matters, just prescribe kickback pharmashit.
Did research. Took quercetin bromelain three pills per 48 hours for a few weeks. That cleared it right up and let me live life.
Anyway, I like your posts. Stay warm and have good night, fag.