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I melted a boomers brain today

submitted by Her0n to TellUpgoat 2.3 yearsFeb 20, 2023 04:28:54 ago (+20/-3)     (TellUpgoat)

Short and sweet.

Boomer sitting in break room blabing about covid numbers being innacurate/untrustworthy.

Same boomer next break, blabing about muh Russia and Ukraine while believing everything msm fed him.

I asked him why he cares about that when the chemical spills all over his country will kill him faster?

He had no idea, he lives about 100 miles from one of the chemical "mishaps".

He said I was making it up, I showed him some articles and just went back to planning the rest of my time here.

Holy fuck


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[ - ] Kozel 8 points 2.3 yearsFeb 20, 2023 06:05:01 ago (+8/-0)

What happened after you showed him the articles? Did he clapped?

[ - ] HeyJames 3 points 2.3 yearsFeb 20, 2023 10:14:33 ago (+3/-0)

He did clapped comrade

[ - ] Her0n [op] 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 21, 2023 21:30:20 ago (+0/-0)

I wish, then the gooks would look at me for once instead of chasing after you.

[ - ] yesiknow 5 points 2.3 yearsFeb 20, 2023 07:24:34 ago (+5/-0)

Day care to university to job.

What do they talk about at work to fit in and not make problems? What they saw on TV last night since their first day at work.

You want to look at the staff in independent specialty retail and services, like coin shops or something. They work together for a long long time and create their own weird little world. Their hair, clothes and manner of speaking unites to shut out all others.

[ - ] Kozel 4 points 2.3 yearsFeb 20, 2023 07:39:14 ago (+4/-0)

You want to look at the staff in independent specialty retail and services, like coin shops or something. They work together for a long long time and create their own weird little world. Their hair, clothes and manner of speaking unites to shut out all others.

write more. like this. I like it.

[ - ] Her0n [op] 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 21, 2023 21:29:18 ago (+0/-0)

This is a plastics plant. Either they went to a tech school or barely graduated high school depending on their position.

[ - ] bobdole9 4 points 2.3 yearsFeb 20, 2023 08:51:39 ago (+4/-0)

How long did the bluescreen event last? Or was it closer to "a puff of smoke from the ears"?

[ - ] Her0n [op] 1 point 2.3 yearsFeb 21, 2023 21:21:57 ago (+1/-0)

Like the magic smoke leaving a transformer.

[ - ] Broc_Liath 3 points 2.3 yearsFeb 20, 2023 09:25:41 ago (+3/-0)

Wait... mishaps plural? Is there more than the ohio one?

If you talk to him again try to bring up all the food processing plants mysteriously burning down.

[ - ] germ22 1 point 2.3 yearsFeb 20, 2023 10:28:24 ago (+1/-0)

Ohio, then a truck with yellow fumes in Tuscon. There are a few more but i can't seem to remember.

[ - ] Monica 1 point 2.3 yearsFeb 20, 2023 10:33:44 ago (+1/-0)*

https://www.zeemaps.com/view?group=4410859&x=-89.849631&y=44.059004&z=14

You can sort by type at the bottom using the checkboxes.

[ - ] Broc_Liath 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 20, 2023 22:02:15 ago (+0/-0)

Thanks

[ - ] Doglegwarrior 3 points 2.3 yearsFeb 20, 2023 08:22:24 ago (+4/-1)

You can't melt their brains. The MEEPAC

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melted their brains a very long time ago

[ - ] Her0n [op] 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 21, 2023 21:28:04 ago (+0/-0)

My guy working with him said he doesn't trust anything about covid, yet trusts in the war 200%

[ - ] usedoilanalysis 3 points 2.3 yearsFeb 20, 2023 07:03:16 ago (+3/-0)

Plato's cave.

[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 1 point 2.3 yearsFeb 20, 2023 12:58:21 ago (+1/-0)

You say this like millennials and zoomers aren't messed up? If anything, they are even more lefty retarded than boomers.

[ - ] Her0n [op] 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 21, 2023 21:20:09 ago (+0/-0)

I didn't mention other generations because they played no role in this interaction.

What a typical jew misdirection tactic, "bu-bu-but you didn't mention these uddah guise!"

Fuck off faggot.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 20, 2023 10:51:00 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] La_Chalupacabra 1 point 2.3 yearsFeb 20, 2023 13:10:24 ago (+1/-0)

Or salting the Earth of their enemies.

[ - ] SumerBreeze 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 20, 2023 10:08:19 ago (+1/-1)

You want to drop a nuke on their brains? Have them open up this link on their phones:
https://files.catbox.moe/gj93i5.mp4