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Hogwarts Legacy - a few observations

submitted by RobertJHarsh to gaming 2.2 yearsFeb 18, 2023 09:51:49 ago (+5/-0)     (gaming)

My wife is playing it. Had to shell out for a PS5, the game, controllers, and I've played Sonic the Hedgehog for like 15 mins so far. Anyway. Some game came with it. Don't remember what it's called. Too lazy to go to the garage and look at the box but it's an antifa gay biker looking mother fucker with snow and mountains in the background. Probably sucks.

1) Some old woman has a WIFE. So the woke checkbox got it's checkmark. She was a minor character for a mini quest just to learn how to do something.

2) You can go behind the counter at the shops in Hogsmead and no one cares. Go behind the counter at a real business and see what happens.

3) Someone coded in the ability to pet cats that appear randomly in Hogsmead. I guess the intern got to do some unpaid coding work.

Everything else is generic adventure game with Harry Potter skin on it.


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[ - ] LookFat 4 points 2.2 yearsFeb 18, 2023 12:45:50 ago (+4/-0)

Days gone, it's a great fuggin game.

[ - ] Monica 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 18, 2023 16:11:05 ago (+0/-0)

I remember there was something bad about this game or the people who make it. I can't remember what it was.

[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 2 points 2.2 yearsFeb 18, 2023 20:06:39 ago (+2/-0)

My wife's been playing too.

All of the male students are either bumbling idiots, cowards, or the evil white guy who teaches you all of the unforgivable curses.

Slytherin, which is the "bad bigot house", has all white or at least white looking notable students. One's last name is Reyes, so could be a spic or could be white Spanish. Character models are kind of hard to pinpoint down specific races sometimes.

Gryffindor or however you spell it, the "good and brave" house has a nigger african girl as the main student character.

Ravenclaw, the "smart" house, has an african nigger boy with glasses, who is voiced in the most awful nerdish way. They also have a nerdy girl with a jewish surname.

Every house has randomly generated "filler" students with no names, so you randomly get niggers in all of the houses walking around.

Slytherin does have some flavor of shitskin professor too. The headmaster is also a Slytherin, and I got some "orange man bad" vibes from his character. Or at least the reactions to his character from the other characters in the game. No one likes or respects him, and sometimes a female professor has to step in and "do things right".

The game is extremely feminized. While most of the males are bad, it's the female students who are all of the overachievers. Best Quidditch player, female. Best player at one of the other games, nigger female. Best students in every class but maybe astronomy, females.

And yeah like OP said, there's the lesbian woman who can't wait to tell you about her "wife". In the 1800's...

Your character's pronouns are "they", but that could just be lazy developers, because you can choose your gender at character creation. Oh wait, no I'm sorry, you can choose your "body type" and then pick a male or female sounding voice. So they might just use "they" to avoid having to code and record all of the different pronouns. It's not a big deal compared to the other SJW crap in the game.

Of course the characters in the game are more diverse than modern London is. I haven't seen any male faggots though. But I haven't been watching every second of the game either, so they could have snuck by.

It doesn't seem like your choice of house, any decision you make in the game, and whether or not to go around throwing unforgiveables at everyone, actually matter much at all. You're still the "hero of Hogwarts" no matter what.

[ - ] MatthewJuly1313 -1 points 2.2 yearsFeb 21, 2023 13:05:29 ago (+0/-1)

This woke style of game making and game content should honestely be made illegal. There. I said it. We all know that being politically correct and woke is morally wrong.

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 2 points 2.2 yearsFeb 18, 2023 11:48:52 ago (+2/-0)

Your character's pronoun is referred to as "they", and you can't change it.

[ - ] RobertJHarsh [op] 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 18, 2023 13:13:22 ago (+1/-0)

Never noticed that. Like I said, I'm not playing it.

[ - ] aldecal 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 18, 2023 20:04:55 ago (+0/-0)

Politics aside, that seems like a great way to just save on voice acting.

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 19, 2023 03:19:10 ago (+1/-0)

That's the same argument in the gaming community at the moment. On the flip side, that had no problem recording four sets of the dialogue for each of the four houses.

[ - ] aldecal 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 19, 2023 11:56:06 ago (+1/-0)

I haven't paid much attention to this game, it does seem really woke though.

[ - ] MrPancake 2 points 2.2 yearsFeb 18, 2023 10:59:01 ago (+2/-0)

You forgot the tranny bartender.

[ - ] RobertJHarsh [op] 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 18, 2023 11:30:49 ago (+0/-0)

Not sure if she's gotten that far. I'll ask.

[ - ] Bornoffireandice 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 19, 2023 21:17:38 ago (+1/-0)

The tranny bartender was lazy last minute piss people off bullshit. Its not actually a man's voice; the developers lowered the pitch to sound like a man. In all the other languages its a female voice actress.

[ - ] RobertJHarsh [op] 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 20, 2023 08:03:51 ago (+1/-0)

She's messed around with the characters and I think most of the voices sound the same, female or male. On a side note, it's probably a good thing I don't run a game studio. I would sell an "Abhorrence to God Degenerate Expansion Pack" that would include trannys, faggots, and furries but make them so obscure they would never see them or flash on screen for a second, OR have a drag time story hour even but no way to reach it. I'd charge $199.99 for it.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 18, 2023 16:36:07 ago (+1/-0)

There's a huge amount of indian teachers and students and various other sorts of niggers.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 18, 2023 11:42:20 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] RobertJHarsh [op] 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 18, 2023 15:43:01 ago (+1/-0)

Jewish Degeneracy Studios made that shit, no doubt. I don't remember Sonic raping Knuckles or Pac Man selling drugs on the street corner. The old school stuff is the best.

[ - ] PygmyGoat 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 19, 2023 07:12:57 ago (+1/-0)

And yet it was allegedly game of the year. I played about 10 minutes of it and deleted it. Not worth the time or effort, and certainly not the programming they’re trying to use to “normalize” crap like this.

[ - ] pickingrinninspittin 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 18, 2023 10:10:20 ago (+1/-0)

"generic adventure game with Harry Potter skin on it."

Yeah the chance that it was going to be groundbreaking in any sense was pretty small. These games have been done to death and there is little real innovation any more. Besides just the Harry Potter IP is going to be enough to drive sales so why risk a project on some novel approach that may not go over well?

All the controversy has been a real boon because of the free publicity. I bet it drives all those whiny SJWs insane, which is a good thing. 'Course they'll simply retreat, regroup and wait for the next thing that bothers them to come along. That thing probably won't have the assload of fuck-you money that JK Rowling has though so the SJWs may prevail. The commie way after all is to wear you down until you give up control just to keep the peace, and then you are truly fucked.

[ - ] fnbs 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 18, 2023 18:25:35 ago (+0/-0)

It looks like a game an 8 year would like

[ - ] RobertJHarsh [op] 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 18, 2023 15:40:18 ago (+0/-0)

I went and looked. I got the PS5 God of War bundle but I remembered it wrong. It has a gay biker with an axe and his twink on the box. I don't think they are antifa. Not playing that game either.

[ - ] Thyhorrorcosmic103 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 18, 2023 13:23:27 ago (+0/-0)

If you want to pretend your a wizard in the Harry Potter universe it's a fun game. If you want something actually challenging, get something else.

You literally can't lose at this game.

[ - ] albatrosv15 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 18, 2023 10:40:43 ago (+0/-0)

If it's the name, then it's almost guaranteed it sells only because it's the name.

[ - ] RobertJHarsh [op] 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 18, 2023 11:32:58 ago (+0/-0)

Exactly. Some of the kills are cool on the bosses. You can decapitate these tall guardian rock monsters. All of the trolls are clearly kikes and do kikey things like stab you in the back.