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He's still alive

submitted by Centaurus to Mildlyinteresting 2.3 yearsFeb 17, 2023 17:20:56 ago (+43/-2)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/o4o95p.mp4



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[ - ] Crackinjokes 1 point 2.3 yearsFeb 18, 2023 00:31:40 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] CoronaHoax 2 points 2.3 yearsFeb 17, 2023 23:08:45 ago (+2/-0)

Fell straight asleep. What a blessing.

[ - ] voatersaredumbasses 4 points 2.3 yearsFeb 17, 2023 21:02:31 ago (+4/-0)

My outside cat has brought me two of those in the last week. I picked up one by the tail to get rid of it and the head fell off. Bit it's neck so hard he severed it's head. I've had that cat 3 years and it's never brought me it's kill. Suddenly twice in a week. My trash can is a squirrel graveyard right now.

[ - ] noonefromnowhere 2 points 2.3 yearsFeb 17, 2023 20:32:22 ago (+2/-0)

Fucking tree rats.

[ - ] GrayDragon 1 point 2.3 yearsFeb 17, 2023 20:12:54 ago (+1/-0)

It would be simpler to flip the plastic pool over. That squirrel pissed in the water anyway.

[ - ] SkullFuckerSupreme 1 point 2.3 yearsFeb 17, 2023 21:44:03 ago (+1/-0)*

He drank the pool water is why. He knew. 🍵

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 18, 2023 05:05:08 ago (+0/-0)

lol

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 17, 2023 21:24:50 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] beece 5 points 2.3 yearsFeb 17, 2023 19:49:49 ago (+5/-0)

Glad that they still treat beavers with kindness.

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 4 points 2.3 yearsFeb 17, 2023 19:58:12 ago (+4/-0)

Dam it.

[ - ] Lt_Danbo 7 points 2.3 yearsFeb 17, 2023 19:29:26 ago (+7/-0)

Poor little critter! He's exhausted.

[ - ] Shitstartercarter 3 points 2.3 yearsFeb 17, 2023 19:26:52 ago (+3/-0)

Found one drowned in my toilet a few months back. Felt bad for the little guy. It was a young one probably came down through the flume.

[ - ] EAT_MY_ASS_FUCKFACE 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 18, 2023 09:26:13 ago (+0/-0)

Flue?

[ - ] FreeinTX 4 points 2.3 yearsFeb 17, 2023 18:38:29 ago (+4/-0)

White people things.

[ - ] Aze 3 points 2.3 yearsFeb 17, 2023 18:11:31 ago (+3/-0)

I was thinking.. wont let go? Ok back in you go!

I'd never actually do it, Im white. But it was funny to think it.

[ - ] IfuckedYerMum 4 points 2.3 yearsFeb 17, 2023 18:48:42 ago (+4/-0)

It's not that it's not letting go. It's exhausted from trying to not drown. It needs to rest.

[ - ] SkullFuckerSupreme -1 points 2.3 yearsFeb 17, 2023 17:52:13 ago (+2/-3)

You kill rats, faggot. A squirrel is just another rat.

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 3 points 2.3 yearsFeb 17, 2023 17:59:17 ago (+3/-0)

Apparently you have never seen the movie 'Ben'.

[ - ] IfuckedYerMum 3 points 2.3 yearsFeb 17, 2023 18:48:55 ago (+4/-1)

You're a degenerate. Kill yourself.

[ - ] carnold03 15 points 2.3 yearsFeb 17, 2023 17:38:35 ago (+15/-0)

The lucky little bastard must've been wading for hours to stay alive. He's absolutely exhausted.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 18 points 2.3 yearsFeb 17, 2023 17:32:40 ago (+19/-1)

only White people do stuff like that

[ - ] FreeinTX 3 points 2.3 yearsFeb 17, 2023 18:38:56 ago (+3/-0)

Great minds think alike.

[ - ] SkullFuckerSupreme -3 points 2.3 yearsFeb 17, 2023 21:47:30 ago (+1/-4)

And massive faggots seldom differ.

[ - ] SkullFuckerSupreme -11 points 2.3 yearsFeb 17, 2023 17:52:45 ago (+1/-12)

Stupid white people. Faggots that dont know squirrels are rats.

[ - ] Whatthefuck 17 points 2.3 yearsFeb 17, 2023 18:00:16 ago (+17/-0)

Your status as a rat has been duly noted. Please leave your shoes at the wooden door on your way into the shower room.

[ - ] IfuckedYerMum 8 points 2.3 yearsFeb 17, 2023 18:49:43 ago (+8/-0)

You're a degenerate. Kill yourself.

[ - ] SkullFuckerSupreme -7 points 2.3 yearsFeb 17, 2023 19:12:10 ago (+2/-9)*

You are a soft fat faggot cityboy that thinks varmints are Disney characters and... That arouses you sexually. Squirell faggot.

https://files.catbox.moe/3294ii.gif

[ - ] IfuckedYerMum 4 points 2.3 yearsFeb 17, 2023 21:14:38 ago (+5/-1)*

The shit you come up with is jewy as fuck. Only the mind of a kike would link animals with sex. The jig is up, Chaim.

Squirrels are intelligent animals and master problem solvers. The same cannot be said of you.

[ - ] SkullFuckerSupreme -5 points 2.3 yearsFeb 17, 2023 21:34:41 ago (+1/-6)

You are an ignorant nigger that lives off McDonald's in an apartment and masturbates to gay porn. https://search.brave.com/search?q=squirrel+damage+house+and+garden&source=web

[ - ] IfuckedYerMum 2 points 2.3 yearsFeb 17, 2023 22:05:03 ago (+2/-0)

Bestiality AND homosexuality. You're definitely a kike. I'm beginning to think you have a problem with projection, you deviant degenerate.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.2 yearsApr 8, 2023 22:22:06 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.2 yearsApr 8, 2023 22:23:17 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] deleted 2 points 2.3 yearsFeb 17, 2023 20:54:18 ago (+4/-2)

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[ - ] SkullFuckerSupreme -4 points 2.3 yearsFeb 17, 2023 21:53:23 ago (+1/-5)

I'm not the one fucking squirrels here. You need to cool it with the brutal bestiality. I know it's your main thing but... Fuck something human like ...your dad, he's totally into you in a super gay way. Change it up, you dirty squirrelfucker. 🥒💦 🐿️

[ - ] IfuckedYerMum 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 17, 2023 22:07:42 ago (+1/-1)

Now incest? Tell me you're jewish without telling me you're jewish.

[ - ] SkullFuckerSupreme -1 points 2.3 yearsFeb 17, 2023 22:15:33 ago (+0/-1)

Well, we both know that gay nigger you call pappy isn't really your dad. You just love being his boy is all.
Faggot.

[ - ] deleted -2 points 2.3 yearsFeb 18, 2023 18:33:20 ago (+0/-2)

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[ - ] SkullFuckerSupreme 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 18, 2023 18:42:10 ago (+1/-1)

[error 503 internal servbot fatal error: server not available] at address 6E FF 08:32 GMT 18/02/23

[ - ] AntiPostmodernist 1 point 2.3 yearsFeb 17, 2023 22:17:21 ago (+2/-1)

You just posted a furversion gif on here.

Screw the showers, you get express delivery right into the ovens.

[ - ] SkullFuckerSupreme -4 points 2.3 yearsFeb 17, 2023 22:20:07 ago (+1/-5)

You are off your meds again assboy.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 2 points 2.3 yearsFeb 17, 2023 21:24:21 ago (+2/-0)

It's a harmless animal that wants to live just as much as you do.

[ - ] SkullFuckerSupreme -4 points 2.3 yearsFeb 17, 2023 21:33:03 ago (+1/-5)

Harmless as a ... Squirrel you idiotic nigger.

Your ignorance is not nobility... It is faggotry.

https://search.brave.com/search?q=squirrel+damage+house+and+garden&source=web

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 2.3 yearsFeb 17, 2023 21:37:33 ago (+2/-1)

You enjoy hurting small animals, nigger? TNB.

[ - ] SkullFuckerSupreme -3 points 2.3 yearsFeb 17, 2023 21:45:05 ago (+1/-4)

You enjoy putting squirrels up your gaping asshole?

Wait... I don't have to ask, I already know you fucking LOVE IT.
🐿️ 😱🤎

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 2.3 yearsFeb 18, 2023 06:26:45 ago (+1/-0)

I am not Richard Gere, and squirrels are not gerbils, nigger.

[ - ] s23erdctfvyg 1 point 2.3 yearsFeb 17, 2023 19:23:36 ago (+2/-1)

Squirrels are the one rodent I haven't had issues with. I probably would if I grew anything that produced acorns, but I don't.

They're fairly interesting, a bunch moved into my garden, because it's walled, and just sort of hang around until they get hungry, then they fuck off, get something eat, and then come back.

[ - ] SkullFuckerSupreme -1 points 2.3 yearsFeb 17, 2023 19:33:38 ago (+2/-3)

Wait until you grow something they like or you become aware of the damage they cause.

https://search.brave.com/search?q=squirrel+garden+eating&source=web