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no russian ever called me cracker

submitted by con77 to politics 2.3 yearsFeb 16, 2023 18:21:09 ago (+12/-2)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/c8azdx.webp



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[ - ] Fascinus 2 points 2.3 yearsFeb 17, 2023 10:37:28 ago (+2/-0)

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.3 yearsFeb 16, 2023 20:40:25 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] con77 [op] 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 17, 2023 14:16:02 ago (+0/-0)

sweet! do tell

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 18, 2023 09:04:49 ago (+0/-0)

When I lived in that building in NYC someone was making long distance calls on my apartment landline. I determined that they must be coming in my third floor window. One of my windows didn’t have a lock, it was a 130 year old building. It had a little 8 inch wide ledge running around every floor. The risk of a fall didn’t seem worth stealing a few hundred dollars worth of calls. I unplugged my phone and took it to school with me. A week later I get home and my apartment had been trashed and a note was left that said, ‘buy a new phone’.

I went to the hardware store and bought some white grease and a sponge mop, I greased the ledge in both direction as far as I could reach. A week later I come home to a commotion with an ambulance. The nig that called me ‘cracker’ was being carted off. Someone said he must have fallen out of a window. I never saw him again and my break-ins stopped.

[ - ] GrayDragon 1 point 2.3 yearsFeb 17, 2023 09:08:25 ago (+1/-0)

Okay, champ, you're the greatest!

[ - ] oursenilepresident 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 16, 2023 18:51:01 ago (+3/-3)

WEBP warning!!!!!
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Feds have often used zer0-day malformed WebP exploits in files like this to root Apple devices... ALL apple devices, owned by people on "hate speech sites"

WEBP should be converted to real jpg or real png before upload.

[ - ] Peleg 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 17, 2023 20:05:05 ago (+0/-0)

The fencing and razor wire around the capital building is not there to keep out russian soldiers. It's there to keep US out.
If I say that there are only 2 genders it won't be a russian soldier kicking my door in to arrest me.