A gentleman and a scholar - Upgoat

A gentleman and a scholar
submitted by UncleDoug to ThotPatrol 2.2 yearsFeb 16, 2023 12:58:56 ago (+35/-2) (files.catbox.moe)
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[ - ] Bonlio99 7 points 2.2 yearsFeb 16, 2023 13:05:47 ago (+7/-0)

It wasn’t the hot girl in the photo

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 16, 2023 15:24:31 ago (+1/-0)

Both of these are stock photos.

The second one is pretty funny, though. The guy is showing off an empty wallet and the woman is cringing. She wishes he had moar credit carts

[ + ] TheBigGuyFromQueens

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens -1 points 2.2 yearsFeb 16, 2023 16:47:32 ago (+0/-1)

That’s “Hot” to you? She isn’t homely, but my prick isn’t exactly pulsating looking at her.

[ + ] Had

[ - ] Had 2 points 2.2 yearsFeb 16, 2023 16:59:07 ago (+2/-0)

That's because you have coomer-brain.

She looks conservative, well dressed, well groomed, not fat, and her profile is attractive. She also isn't dressed like a whore.

If that doesn't do it for you, you are the problem.

[ + ] TheBigGuyFromQueens

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 16, 2023 17:10:27 ago (+1/-1)

Her face and hair don’t do it for me. I’m sorry that your mom is not rousing my loins.

[ - ] InLovingMemoryVoat 5 points 2.2 yearsFeb 16, 2023 14:18:33 ago (+5/-0)

Absolute legend, we salute you sir. o7

[ + ] Deleted

[ - ] deleted -8 points 2.2 yearsFeb 16, 2023 15:23:05 ago (+0/-8)

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[ + ] GrayDragon

[ - ] GrayDragon 4 points 2.2 yearsFeb 16, 2023 16:23:21 ago (+4/-0)

LAWRZ! You broke your code, choad, supporting "law and order." You failed.

[ + ] big_fat_dangus

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 3 points 2.2 yearsFeb 16, 2023 17:00:29 ago (+4/-1)

Boo hoo nigga

[ + ] TheBigGuyFromQueens

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 2 points 2.2 yearsFeb 16, 2023 16:49:56 ago (+2/-0)

It is Karmic payback for all of the women who have drugged men in their hotel rooms and stolen their wallets and jammed their wristwatches up their cunts.

[ + ] big_fat_dangus

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 16, 2023 17:01:12 ago (+1/-1)

It's time for some pussy.

[ - ] NuckFiggers 5 points 2.2 yearsFeb 16, 2023 14:18:52 ago (+5/-0)

She lied to him and misrepresented herself. Hilarious shit like this will keep happening until women are more honest.

[ + ] Nosferatjew

[ - ] Nosferatjew 8 points 2.2 yearsFeb 16, 2023 14:41:27 ago (+8/-0)

Therefore it will keep happening, forever.

[ + ] Belfuro

[ - ] Belfuro 4 points 2.2 yearsFeb 16, 2023 16:27:02 ago (+4/-0)

How the fuck is it possible to call this date nightmarish?

Fucking pathetic journalism

[ + ] recon_johnny