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[ - ] we_kill_creativity 6 points 2.2 yearsFeb 13, 2023 06:28:52 ago (+6/-0)

Say "We're distracting from the USA being outed as responsible for the Nord Stream explosion." without saying we're distracting from the USA being outed as responsible for the Nord Stream explosion.

[ - ] UncleDoug 4 points 2.2 yearsFeb 13, 2023 06:17:01 ago (+4/-0)

My guess is the government are trial running cbdc so this is a great distraction story.
Now we just need to find mouldy and sulky of the x-files.

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 2.2 yearsFeb 13, 2023 13:13:26 ago (+2/-0)

[ - ] Merlynn 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 14, 2023 08:59:40 ago (+1/-0)

Hybrid aerospace undersea craft.

[ - ] SumerBreeze 2 points 2.2 yearsFeb 13, 2023 09:01:38 ago (+2/-0)

The jew pentagon was also involved in destroying the evidence against themselves on the 23rd day of Elul.

Or as Al Franken put it - the “JEW CALL.”

The day before, they were forced to report billions of dollars somehow “lost” to military operations in another terrorist Israel-sponsored event.

the jew call
like a cattle call lol
They will call you good goys cattle but they literally treat their own as cattle; their Talmud says every NONJEW will eventually (if not already) become their slaves in their Talmudic prophecies - yet somehow, people haven’t brought themselves to actually read the jew book Talmud (but can find time for some fiction story).

The Jewish Encyclopedia is another good source of a comedy gold mine of jew intent against all people of the world…

[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 13, 2023 12:28:21 ago (+1/-0)

Anyone have pictures of the octogon object? Seems like the smart thing to do prior to shooting it down would be to take lots of high res photos and sensor measurements to get a better idea of the purpose of the device.

[ - ] chrimony 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 13, 2023 11:20:43 ago (+1/-0)

Oh no, they killed ET. You bastards!

[ - ] Reawakened 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 13, 2023 08:47:46 ago (+1/-0)

Every day I find myself saying, "Nigger please."

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 13, 2023 13:14:31 ago (+0/-0)

Me too.

But I leave out the 'please' part.

[ - ] Steelerfish 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 13, 2023 17:54:10 ago (+0/-0)

They keep referring to the object as “it”…..
If they cannot identify the composition, threat posed, or even the origin of the object, how in the fuck do they know what pronouns the object identifies as?

[ - ] shitface9000 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 13, 2023 12:35:03 ago (+0/-0)

The Pentagon is a lieing whore

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 13, 2023 10:40:56 ago (+0/-0)

Obiden papers and hunter bidens laptop

[ - ] boekanier 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 13, 2023 09:11:10 ago (+0/-0)

alright, you convinced us, it's the aliens, definitely the aliens. From Mars?

[ - ] HowDoYouDoFellowNiggers -1 points 2.2 yearsFeb 13, 2023 21:50:02 ago (+0/-1)

Ok well, the big tech companies are all up in the Pentagon and DoD, therefore this news is fake.

Which means all that shit from the past is fake, too