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Oompa loompa doompidy doo, I want to play some yahtzee with you

submitted by lord_nougat to random 2.3 yearsFeb 11, 2023 20:11:19 ago (+40/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] Bigdeal 11 points 2.3 yearsFeb 11, 2023 20:59:28 ago (+11/-0)

Funny and fake. Here is the real guy being arrested but not for this made up crime. https://www.tpso.org/news-releases/50622

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 11 points 2.3 yearsFeb 11, 2023 21:02:02 ago (+11/-0)

Oompah loompah doompidy durtch

I'm gonna steal some shit from a church...

[ - ] oldblo 5 points 2.3 yearsFeb 11, 2023 21:28:29 ago (+5/-0)

Thanks. I genuinely cant tell these days. The world has become an absurd place.

[ - ] Sunman_Omega 3 points 2.3 yearsFeb 11, 2023 22:10:17 ago (+3/-0)

Brett Gonzales

Lol

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 2 points 2.3 yearsFeb 12, 2023 01:40:27 ago (+2/-0)

aw man i wanted to believe

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 12, 2023 17:26:43 ago (+0/-0)

is this an albino Mexican?

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 5 points 2.3 yearsFeb 11, 2023 21:05:44 ago (+5/-0)

HOLY SHIT THEY CAPTURED GRAYDRAGON!!!

[ - ] Scyber 4 points 2.3 yearsFeb 11, 2023 20:53:57 ago (+4/-0)

Yahtzee Nazi

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 4 points 2.3 yearsFeb 11, 2023 20:53:57 ago (+4/-0)

Look at those pupils. Mugshots are very well lit, so this guy is either on copious amounts of SSRIs or some sort of psychedelic.

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 3 points 2.3 yearsFeb 11, 2023 20:57:03 ago (+3/-0)

Your prognosis makes sense, doc.

Or maybe just meth.

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 2 points 2.3 yearsFeb 11, 2023 21:00:48 ago (+2/-0)

Very well could be, what with the timeframes involved. Thankfully I kept my distance from the amphetamine crowds, so no anecdotes there.

Maybe this dude just threw a wild fucking party and held them all at gunpoint or some shit and forced them to play Yahtzee; makes a lot of sense in context.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 2 points 2.3 yearsFeb 11, 2023 21:06:45 ago (+2/-0)

Diagnosis

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 3 points 2.3 yearsFeb 11, 2023 21:27:30 ago (+3/-0)

NO-U-agnosis!

[ - ] IfuckedYerMum 4 points 2.3 yearsFeb 11, 2023 23:28:44 ago (+4/-0)

ZOINKS! I hope he at least had Scooby snacks for everyone!

[ - ] diggernicks 3 points 2.3 yearsFeb 11, 2023 20:18:22 ago (+4/-1)

Dude def has the 1000 yard stare

Hes seen some shit

[ - ] ButtToucha9000 5 points 2.3 yearsFeb 11, 2023 20:28:44 ago (+5/-0)

Yahtzee. He has seen yahtzee.

[ - ] Deathstalker 3 points 2.3 yearsFeb 11, 2023 23:27:14 ago (+3/-0)

Ginigger

[ - ] Steelerfish 1 point 2.3 yearsFeb 11, 2023 20:21:51 ago (+1/-0)

Surely no meth was involved…..

Florida makes me so proud sometimes……

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 12, 2023 13:30:40 ago (+0/-0)

actually Louisiana

[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 2.3 yearsFeb 11, 2023 20:35:51 ago (+1/-0)

He was just getting his life together.

[ - ] ReincarnatedGoat 1 point 2.3 yearsFeb 11, 2023 20:46:09 ago (+1/-0)

He is the poster boy for clown world.

This guy for president 2024

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 11, 2023 20:56:00 ago (+0/-0)

He's probably significantly better than what we got now!

[ - ] Endo_Aryan 1 point 2.3 yearsFeb 11, 2023 20:48:36 ago (+1/-0)

Kidnapping 27 people? That's a big crowd

[ - ] 1point21jiggawatts 1 point 2.3 yearsFeb 11, 2023 22:47:46 ago (+1/-0)

By Azura, by Azura, by Azura! It's you! The Grand Champion!

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 2.3 yearsFeb 12, 2023 00:03:05 ago (+1/-0)

Is this Prince Harry?

[ - ] ruff 1 point 2.3 yearsFeb 12, 2023 00:13:05 ago (+1/-0)

Firestorm the Nuclear Man.

[ - ] TheNoticing 1 point 2.3 yearsFeb 12, 2023 02:51:39 ago (+1/-0)

Always a fucking Florida man.

[ - ] Panic 1 point 2.3 yearsFeb 12, 2023 12:40:46 ago (+1/-0)

Real story out of Hammond, Louisiana. Not a Florida story in reality.