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Flat earth we can do this.

submitted by ReincarnatedGoat to Nature 1.3 yearsFeb 11, 2023 12:24:04 ago (+3/-5)     (Nature)

Can't we all just get along? stop this bickering and unite to terraform this spherical earth into one giant flat plane.

Flat earth we can do this.

\o

we can have concessions, we must have the flat ,but we could waive on the motionless. it will be like a spinning coin. the lunar eclipse's will be a trippy strobe effect.

united we can do anything. the future is what we make of it.

FLAT EARTH WE CAN DO THIS!

i posted this in nature because, it seemed absurdly appropriate.


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[ - ] big_fat_dangus 1 point 1.3 yearsFeb 11, 2023 12:32:57 ago (+2/-1)

I fully support this effort.

[ - ] SkullFuckerSupreme 0 points 1.3 yearsFeb 11, 2023 17:15:59 ago (+0/-0)

Flat earth is Jews pretending they landed on the moon by discrediting people that discredit NASA as being silly flat earthers instead of people that are jew and Kubrick aware.

[ - ] ReincarnatedGoat [op] 0 points 1.3 yearsFeb 11, 2023 17:21:03 ago (+0/-0)

the flat earf theory and the Fake apollo theory are separate, but yet somehow inseparable.

[ - ] SkullFuckerSupreme 0 points 1.3 yearsFeb 11, 2023 17:21:50 ago (+0/-0)

Egg Zachary.

[ - ] gaybeeye 0 points 1.3 yearsFeb 11, 2023 14:41:54 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] chrimony 0 points 1.3 yearsFeb 11, 2023 14:07:54 ago (+0/-0)

Flattards will receive no quarter.

[ - ] ReincarnatedGoat [op] 0 points 1.3 yearsFeb 11, 2023 14:33:11 ago (+0/-0)

Flattards will receive no quarter.

Ohh great now we are going to kill all the mentally retarded...What is this NAZZI GERMANY?

Actually after thinking about it your comment "flattads will receive no quarter" to the proposition i made is kinda ironic. A flat spinning quarter shape is the essential aim here, if we accomplish this, through the use of massive earth moving machines, or by nuclear warfare, just being here on the planet is having quarter.

Oh snap i think i just solved the global homelessness problem with a flat earth proposal.
im gonna be famous. Nobel Prise anyone.

Don't worry chrimony i wont forget the people that helped me get here. I will never forget where i came from. My roots are strong here on Myspace.

\o

[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 1.3 yearsFeb 11, 2023 13:49:24 ago (+0/-0)

Sorry, I'm busy on my pocket dimension project.

[ - ] ReincarnatedGoat [op] 0 points 1.3 yearsFeb 11, 2023 14:02:35 ago (+0/-0)

pocket dimension project.

oh do tell.

let me guess its like santas black hole infinite present sack?


[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 1.3 yearsFeb 11, 2023 15:14:37 ago (+0/-0)

If we can figure out how to control the transition between Euclidian Space and Non-Euclidean Space, then we can take a tract of land, kind of pinch off a glob, send it through a wormhole, and then the only entry into that space will be the wormhole.

Kind of like a cave that goes down into the hollow Earth.

Anyone who controls access to the wormhole controls the pocket dimension. We could easily set up our own Ethnostate inside of it and never tell anyone it even exists.

The thing is, this is "technically" possible. But, the Flat-Earthers are only going to retard our efforts. This is a "Little Red Hen" project. If you contribute, John Galt will send you an invitation. Flat-Earthers have nothing to contribute.

[ - ] ReincarnatedGoat [op] 0 points 1.3 yearsFeb 11, 2023 15:20:21 ago (+0/-0)

could it be possible that, we are in one of these spaces now?

[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 1.3 yearsFeb 11, 2023 15:34:54 ago (+0/-0)

It's not just possible. We are.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 1.3 yearsFeb 11, 2023 13:12:32 ago (+0/-0)

\o

[ - ] Cantaloupe 0 points 1.3 yearsFeb 11, 2023 13:07:48 ago (+0/-0)*

If we all flatten are local areas, it can be achieved

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 1.3 yearsFeb 11, 2023 12:35:59 ago (+0/-0)

Heretic!

We shall make CUBE EARTH!

We are the CUBISTS!

[ - ] taoV 1 point 1.3 yearsFeb 11, 2023 12:57:10 ago (+1/-0)

You live in Plato's cave, but will one day see that the irregular polyhedron earth is the true reality. IPE4EVAR

[ - ] Doglegwarrior -1 points 1.3 yearsFeb 11, 2023 12:29:20 ago (+2/-3)

I don't know if this is sarcasm

I'm not a flat earther but i am 100% skeptical of the globe after going down the rabbit hole.

No white person with a brain and common sense who believes in science would get emotional over someone who believes in flat earth. That's not how science works you have theories you test them some one comes up with new theories repeat.

You don't get emotional and yell and shill and attack people for having a different theory

[ - ] ReincarnatedGoat [op] 1 point 1.3 yearsFeb 11, 2023 12:55:04 ago (+1/-0)

agreed

I love the flat earf community fer the most part. dont know why but i would rather watch that than rigged sportsball er wahatevs.

That said:
1.they can never explain the lunar eclipse when i ask.

2.they never explain why Australians cant see the north star and Canadians cant see the southern cross.

-i like the p900 camera over water vids and the laser tests.
-the density theory of gravity is deffo thinking outside of the sandwich bag.
-all the secrecy and global treaties with Antartica seem extremely odd.
-Admiral Bird vids are fun.
-i was thinking of doing the Eratosthenes experiment. it would be easy with cell phones and modern maps.
-i cant wrap my head around those long exposure picts of the north star and all the other stars creating perfect circles, when the planet is spinning on an axis, rotating around the sun and trucking through a moving galaxy. that said i'm no rocket surgeon
-the moon is deffo GMO cheese.

[ - ] chrimony 1 point 1.3 yearsFeb 11, 2023 14:16:00 ago (+1/-0)

i cant wrap my head around those long exposure picts of the north star and all the other stars creating perfect circles, when the planet is spinning on an axis, rotating around the sun and trucking through a moving galaxy.

When you zoom in on a curve, it flattens out. That's why the horizon appears flat locally, but if you zoom out you see the curve. And that's why the orbit about the sun and galaxy have negligible effects on small time scales. The stars are also at extreme distances, so any effect of parallax would not be seen by a simple exposed camera view of star trails.

[ - ] ReincarnatedGoat [op] 0 points 1.3 yearsFeb 11, 2023 14:55:59 ago (+0/-0)

When you zoom in on a curve, it flattens out. That's why the horizon appears flat locally, but if you zoom out you see the curve. And that's why the orbit about the sun and galaxy have negligible effects on small time scales. The stars are also at extreme distances, so any effect of parallax would not be seen by a simple exposed camera view of star trails.

yes exactly. i can't seem to wrap my head around such vast distances.

it is too much... like trying to rationalize one person having a trillion dollars. it's too much for my little broken bain.

its real simple. I am not a Doctorate writing a paper on how to scientifically launch a rocket ship full of supplies and people, to travel to another planets harsh environment, and colonize it successfully.

i spend time typing things on this site. if that doesn't explain my roll in society then i dont know what does.

and to that i will give a toast. we all raise our drinks. To all of us useless eaters.

Be stupid and populate my brothers, may the sands of time, not get in your wife's ______.

[ - ] Cantaloupe 0 points 1.3 yearsFeb 11, 2023 13:06:56 ago (+0/-0)

Moon cheese - 'cause of those cows jumping over it

[ - ] ReincarnatedGoat [op] 0 points 1.3 yearsFeb 11, 2023 13:10:16 ago (+0/-0)

Could you imagine being in a rodeo and they put you on one of those cows? space rodeo cowboy.

[ - ] chrimony 0 points 1.3 yearsFeb 11, 2023 14:04:25 ago (+0/-0)

No white person with a brain and common sense who believes in science would get emotional over someone who believes in flat earth. h. That's not how science works you have theories you test them some one comes up with new theories repeat.

Only a retard thinks flat Earth is legit. It's been busted six ways from Sunday a dozen times over. Science is about progress, not arguing with retards that can't acknowledge reality or deal in scientific debate.

YOU asked "Has anyone here experience someone lying to themselves and you know it but they truly believe it? Or do they know and are delusional?", and I suggest you look in the mirror. When given irrefutable evidence of a spherical Earth, you slink away:

https://www.talk.lol/viewpost?postid=63de7b6f90df0#comment_63df956ea4858

[ - ] ReincarnatedGoat [op] 0 points 1.3 yearsFeb 11, 2023 14:13:11 ago (+0/-0)

It's not wether flat earf is legit or not. It's just a lifestyle. To hurr durr and beyond my friend.

As your doctor; i think your gut it telling you something here. I would suggest walking away from the flat earthers.

Have you heard of Sasquatch?

[ - ] chrimony 0 points 1.3 yearsFeb 11, 2023 14:17:22 ago (+0/-0)

Retards gonna retard?

[ - ] ReincarnatedGoat [op] 0 points 1.3 yearsFeb 11, 2023 14:35:53 ago (+0/-0)

I'm not tarded i'm spathol.

to hurr durr and beyond