True story: I once kicked Bill Gates and sent all the stuff he was carrying flying.
It was at a computer show back in about 1981. I was there with my father and we were geeking out over all the cool computer shit.
Well, being 10, I got a cramp in my leg from standing too long. Dad told me to stretch it. So like an idiot 10 year old, I toss my leg out to grab my foot and stretch my quad.
Only, at that exact moment some young skinny guy wearing big glasses was hurrying by carrying a load of books and such. My foot nailed him in the side and all his books went flying all over the floor.
And ya that skinny guy was Bill Gates. We learned that from the vendor we were standing in front of after we helped Bill pick up all his stuff.
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It was at a computer show back in about 1981. I was there with my father and we were geeking out over all the cool computer shit.
Well, being 10, I got a cramp in my leg from standing too long. Dad told me to stretch it. So like an idiot 10 year old, I toss my leg out to grab my foot and stretch my quad.
Only, at that exact moment some young skinny guy wearing big glasses was hurrying by carrying a load of books and such. My foot nailed him in the side and all his books went flying all over the floor.
And ya that skinny guy was Bill Gates. We learned that from the vendor we were standing in front of after we helped Bill pick up all his stuff.
So I kicked Bill Gates and I’m proud of it.
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